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2014-02-11 08:57:55 PM
Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.
 
2014-02-11 09:00:31 PM
According to the study, 31% of respondents were Asian.  According to census data, that's just wong.  Unless the survey was limited only to Hawaii and further attempted to limit respondents to Asians living outside of Hawaii, how is this possible?
 
2014-02-11 10:11:53 PM

fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.


This number seems impossible.
 
2014-02-11 10:14:26 PM
90% of men admit to watching porn regularly, and 10% are liars.
 
2014-02-11 10:15:07 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 10:15:19 PM
mymillsbaby.co.uk
 
2014-02-11 10:15:40 PM
Damn, Fark must be filled with people who put Ron Jeremy to shame.
 
2014-02-11 10:16:01 PM
I almost read IFOP and IFAP.
 
2014-02-11 10:16:29 PM

Oldiron_79: 90% of men admit to watching porn regularly, and 10% are liars.


Not at all. The 10% could be like me who don't STOP watching porn, and therefore don't do so on a regular basis.
 
2014-02-11 10:17:08 PM
I was helping a friend change the brake pads on his wife's car. While he was grabing a c-clamp to force the piston all the way in, I grabbed the piston and pushed it back in with my hands. He looked at me and asked my how the fark I did that, my response, I'm single.
 
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2014-02-11 10:18:45 PM

Prey4reign: According to the study, 31% of respondents were Asian.  According to census data, that's just wong.  Unless the survey was limited only to Hawaii and further attempted to limit respondents to Asians living outside of Hawaii, how is this possible?


I like your way of thinking.
 
2014-02-11 10:18:56 PM

MemeSlave: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.

This number seems impossible.


I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women.  Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks.  Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".
 
2014-02-11 10:19:17 PM

fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.


See next post. Asian porn, man. Lily Thai fighting forest fires.
 
2014-02-11 10:20:49 PM
Bullshiat stats on that page are bullshiat.
 
2014-02-11 10:22:16 PM

fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.



Yea, but it should be much higher. Women are still reticent to admit they watch porn (even on anonymous surveys).
 
2014-02-11 10:23:19 PM

fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.


It's France.
 
2014-02-11 10:24:37 PM

rkiller1: MemeSlave: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.

This number seems impossible.

I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women.  Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks.  Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".


Actually, I did many consulting gigs for porn sites, and if the site was free then there was an equal number of male vs female customers.  But if it was a  pay site it was almost totally male.

Females never pay for it...
 
2014-02-11 10:25:00 PM

Prey4reign: According to the study, 31% of respondents were Asian.  According to census data, that's just wong.  Unless the survey was limited only to Hawaii and further attempted to limit respondents to Asians living outside of Hawaii, how is this possible?


A little over 60% of the Earths population is Asian. Most of them do not live in Hawaii.

Curious... That's just 'Wong' is a misspelling, or a funny?
 
2014-02-11 10:26:08 PM
Piestar:

Curious... That's just 'Wong' is a misspelling, or a funny?

Can't it be both?
 
2014-02-11 10:30:25 PM

Piestar: Prey4reign: According to the study, 31% of respondents were Asian.  According to census data, that's just wong.  Unless the survey was limited only to Hawaii and further attempted to limit respondents to Asians living outside of Hawaii, how is this possible?

A little over 60% of the Earths population is Asian. Most of them do not live in Hawaii.

Curious... That's just 'Wong' is a misspelling, or a funny?


If all the Asians were men, he could have said "that's just wang."
 
2014-02-11 10:32:12 PM
www.hellomaltatours.com
 
2014-02-11 10:40:28 PM
Study finds people who watch more porn have more sex lie more.
 
2014-02-11 10:45:33 PM

Richard_The_Clown: [www.hellomaltatours.com image 850x719]


Came here to post Popeye. Farkers have nothing on the forearms of a career Navy sailor.
 
2014-02-11 10:49:01 PM
I am grateful as hell that I have a woman who enjoys porn and doesn't make me feel guilty for watching it. It makes for some fun days together.
 
2014-02-11 10:50:49 PM

theflatline: rkiller1: MemeSlave: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.

This number seems impossible.

I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women.  Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks.  Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".

Actually, I did many consulting gigs for porn sites, and if the site was free then there was an equal number of male vs female customers.  But if it was a  pay site it was almost totally male.

Females never pay for it...


Or their own drinks, or dinner, or the cab home, or the theater tickets, or...


/kidding.
//Go Dutch! Equality rules!
 
2014-02-11 10:51:05 PM

Gleeman: Richard_The_Clown: [www.hellomaltatours.com image 850x719]

Came here to post Popeye. Farkers have nothing on the forearms of a career Navy sailor.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-11 10:53:15 PM

Nix Nightbird: theflatline: rkiller1: MemeSlave: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.

This number seems impossible.

I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women.  Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks.  Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".

Actually, I did many consulting gigs for porn sites, and if the site was free then there was an equal number of male vs female customers.  But if it was a  pay site it was almost totally male.

Females never pay for it...

Or their own drinks, or dinner, or the cab home, or the theater tickets, or...


/kidding.
//Go Dutch! Equality rules!


The difference between a girlfriend and a hooker is that you're paying the hooker to leave.
 
2014-02-11 11:00:43 PM
This study is BS, trust me on this.
 
2014-02-11 11:01:20 PM

MadMattressMack: Nix Nightbird: theflatline: rkiller1: MemeSlave: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.

This number seems impossible.

I did a consulting gig for an erotica site (words, no images) and only 10% of the subscribers were women.  Women, in my limited experience, prefer words to ugly ballsacks banging skanks.  Perhaps that number includes "I have looked at porn once in my life".

Actually, I did many consulting gigs for porn sites, and if the site was free then there was an equal number of male vs female customers.  But if it was a  pay site it was almost totally male.

Females never pay for it...

Or their own drinks, or dinner, or the cab home, or the theater tickets, or...


/kidding.
//Go Dutch! Equality rules!

The difference between a girlfriend and a hooker is that you're paying the hooker to leave.


Charlie Sheen I presume?
 
2014-02-11 11:04:22 PM
I must be an outlier.
 
2014-02-11 11:04:32 PM
Why on earth would I waste my precious time watching regular pr0n?
 
2014-02-11 11:27:12 PM
So I need to watch MORE porn to have more sex? Ugh, I'm out.
 
2014-02-11 11:34:35 PM
If watching porn means I'm having sex, then I'm a sex god.
 
2014-02-11 11:40:06 PM

AbiNormal: I was helping a friend change the brake pads on his wife's car. While he was grabing a c-clamp to force the piston all the way in, I grabbed the piston and pushed it back in with my hands. He looked at me and asked my how the fark I did that, my response, I'm single.


This is an extended euphemism for gay sex, right? NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-11 11:45:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-11 11:49:46 PM
What porn might look like to a woman:
www.menshealth.co.uk

/my wife has never watched porn
 
2014-02-12 12:02:11 AM

RogermcAllen: What porn might look like to a woman:
[www.menshealth.co.uk image 500x375]

/my wife has never watched porn


*snerk*
 
2014-02-12 12:09:24 AM

RogermcAllen: What porn might look like to a woman:
[www.menshealth.co.uk image 500x375]

/my wife has never watched porn


Seems accurate.
 
2014-02-12 12:14:52 AM

RogermcAllen: What porn might look like to a woman:
[www.menshealth.co.uk image 500x375]

/my wife has never watched porn


I know you're being funny, but I think lady porn is more like: an average woman gets noticed and then seduced by a smooth talking, handsome male who makes her feel special for the first time in her life.  He gets her to do things she has only fantasized about and was always too embarrassed to tell anyone about.  Or that's pretty much how a lot of lady porn books go.  It's the whole "I feel ugly/fat/average/boring/undesirable thing and now someone special and out of my league finally noticed me" fantasy.  I can't say it isn't effective, but that doesn't mean we can't also appreciate money shots, bouncing bits, and penetration.  It's just sometimes we want a little more context.  But there is a distinct difference in "I want a fantasy" and "I want to get off."
 
2014-02-12 12:22:09 AM
Yep, that "more sex" part is gonna kick in any moment now.

Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

...moment....

...now...

/sobs quietly into giant forearm
 
2014-02-12 12:22:11 AM

PillsHere: RogermcAllen: What porn might look like to a woman:
[www.menshealth.co.uk image 500x375]

/my wife has never watched porn

I know you're being funny, but I think lady porn is more like: an average woman gets noticed and then seduced by a smooth talking, handsome male who makes her feel special for the first time in her life.  He gets her to do things she has only fantasized about and was always too embarrassed to tell anyone about.  Or that's pretty much how a lot of lady porn books go.  It's the whole "I feel ugly/fat/average/boring/undesirable thing and now someone special and out of my league finally noticed me" fantasy.  I can't say it isn't effective, but that doesn't mean we can't also appreciate money shots, bouncing bits, and penetration.  It's just sometimes we want a little more context.  But there is a distinct difference in "I want a fantasy" and "I want to get off."


Go on...
 
2014-02-12 12:30:11 AM
My wife has xhamster bookmarked. I don't know, nor care, how often she watches porn, but I do know that she's more willing to try stuff after she's seen it online. However, when I'm caught watching audition or casting porn, she gives me the guilt trip about these girls being exploited. She doesn't realize that's why I watch those types of videos.
 
2014-02-12 12:32:39 AM
Obvious tag man.  When a women asks you:  "You're not one of those sick sexual perverts are you?"

You answer yes, because you know you will get a lot of sex.
 
2014-02-12 12:59:53 AM

boinkingbill: Obvious tag man.  When a women asks you:  "You're not one of those sick sexual perverts are you?"

You answer yes, because you know you will get a lot of sex.


^ You answer "when you need it love" and then you don't post stupid stuff like this ^.
 
2014-02-12 01:01:13 AM
Study finds people who watch more porn have more sex

Bullshiat
 
2014-02-12 01:30:35 AM
Interesting. I'm guessing that a higher libido would generally lead one to both watch more porn and have more sexual encounters.
 
2014-02-12 01:42:59 AM

ShatteredMinds: fusillade762: Ninety percent of men and 60 percent of women reported watching porn regularly.

This number seems high.


Yea, but it should be much higher. Women are still reticent to admit they watch porn (even on anonymous surveys).


*raises hand*

Although, 90% of it is kind of gross and/or way too rough, IMO.
 
2014-02-12 02:14:16 AM

r1niceboy: My wife has xhamster bookmarked. I don't know, nor care, how often she watches porn, but I do know that she's more willing to try stuff after she's seen it online. However, when I'm caught watching audition or casting porn, she gives me the guilt trip about these girls being exploited. She doesn't realize that's why I watch those types of videos.


Does she (or do you) understand that the girls in the casting and audition videos are actresses playing the part of young women in a casting/audition situation? They're not  real casting videos.

It's pretty simple. You can't sell porn featuring actors who have not submitted their I.D., put proof of age on record, passed an AIDS test, and gone through other hoops. Any porn that is "spontaneous" or "girl off the street" or "random chick farks the male dancer" or ANYTHING like that is staged. They're porn actresses. They're playing a part. They've agreed to play that role ahead of time.

If these guys were actually posting hidden camera videos of these women in a spontaneous setting like that, they'd be put in jail or sued into the ground.
 
2014-02-12 02:16:40 AM

Nix Nightbird: r1niceboy: My wife has xhamster bookmarked. I don't know, nor care, how often she watches porn, but I do know that she's more willing to try stuff after she's seen it online. However, when I'm caught watching audition or casting porn, she gives me the guilt trip about these girls being exploited. She doesn't realize that's why I watch those types of videos.

Does she (or do you) understand that the girls in the casting and audition videos are actresses playing the part of young women in a casting/audition situation? They're not  real casting videos.

It's pretty simple. You can't sell porn featuring actors who have not submitted their I.D., put proof of age on record, passed an AIDS test, and gone through other hoops. Any porn that is "spontaneous" or "girl off the street" or "random chick farks the male dancer" or ANYTHING like that is staged. They're porn actresses. They're playing a part. They've agreed to play that role ahead of time.

If these guys were actually posting hidden camera videos of these women in a spontaneous setting like that, they'd be put in jail or sued into the ground.


Sorry... I forgot to add my point:   Nobody is being exploited in "casting" or "audition" videos. Everyone on camera is an actor who is being paid, knew ahead of time they would be shooting porn, and has been processed to be able to legally perform.
 
2014-02-12 06:25:38 AM

Nix Nightbird: Nix Nightbird: r1niceboy: My wife has xhamster bookmarked. I don't know, nor care, how often she watches porn, but I do know that she's more willing to try stuff after she's seen it online. However, when I'm caught watching audition or casting porn, she gives me the guilt trip about these girls being exploited. She doesn't realize that's why I watch those types of videos.

Does she (or do you) understand that the girls in the casting and audition videos are actresses playing the part of young women in a casting/audition situation? They're not  real casting videos.

It's pretty simple. You can't sell porn featuring actors who have not submitted their I.D., put proof of age on record, passed an AIDS test, and gone through other hoops. Any porn that is "spontaneous" or "girl off the street" or "random chick farks the male dancer" or ANYTHING like that is staged. They're porn actresses. They're playing a part. They've agreed to play that role ahead of time.

If these guys were actually posting hidden camera videos of these women in a spontaneous setting like that, they'd be put in jail or sued into the ground.

Sorry... I forgot to add my point:   Nobody is being exploited in "casting" or "audition" videos. Everyone on camera is an actor who is being paid, knew ahead of time they would be shooting porn, and has been processed to be able to legally perform.


Yeah they are just a good excuse for the terrible acting ability of every single person on screen.
 
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