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(   Man, unable to afford dog due to check delayed in the mail, forced to bite the mailman himself. It's like an O. Henry story, only with a mugshot that looks exactly how you'd expect it to   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, O. Henry, Akron, mail, dogs, postal worker  
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5965 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2014 at 11:09 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-11 08:11:58 PM  
3 votes:
2014-02-11 08:22:08 PM  
2 votes:
He looks like he could be the third McPoyle brother.
2014-02-12 12:14:31 AM  
1 vote:

Mralterego: Faces of meth??

Great O Henry story, the husband sells his meth lab to buy his wife earrings but his wife chops off and sells her ears to buy her husband more nyquil.
2014-02-11 11:39:48 PM  
1 vote:
If you start the fight and end up biting the person's legs you are not doing well.
2014-02-11 11:24:49 PM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't mind knowing how to change dog due into a check, but why would the guy try to ship himself through the mail? The shipping costs have to be ridiculously high.
2014-02-11 11:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
His family tree.
2014-02-11 09:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
To be totally honest with you, pepper does improve the taste.
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