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(Ohio.com)   Man, unable to afford dog due to check delayed in the mail, forced to bite the mailman himself. It's like an O. Henry story, only with a mugshot that looks exactly how you'd expect it to   (ohio.com) divider line 38
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2014-02-11 08:11:58 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 08:22:08 PM  
He looks like he could be the third McPoyle brother.

fireden.net
 
2014-02-11 08:44:49 PM  
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor biting customers stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."


www.ohio.com

Postal carriers are yummy -- taste like chicken.

 
2014-02-11 08:59:29 PM  
That's ruff.
 
2014-02-11 09:57:08 PM  
To be totally honest with you, pepper does improve the taste.
www.thewrap.com
 
2014-02-11 10:13:09 PM  
All federal charges.  Hope he enjoys the look of concrete and steel bars.
 
2014-02-11 11:12:06 PM  

2wolves: All federal charges.  Hope he enjoys the look of concrete and steel bars.


At least he won't have to worry about jailhouse rape.
 
2014-02-11 11:12:49 PM  
Any jury in america will take one look at that fine specimen of humanity and dismiss all charges.

/I'm super cereal.
 
2014-02-11 11:20:19 PM  
This guy?

cs506412.vk.me
 
2014-02-11 11:20:25 PM  
Time to get rid of the Florida tag.  Seems like the insanity has spread to all the other states, and that's quite a trek for a mutant like Robert, what with his 18 toes, two left feet, and redneck genius IQ of 40.
 
2014-02-11 11:24:48 PM  
His family tree.

humansareweird.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-11 11:24:49 PM  
I wouldn't mind knowing how to change dog due into a check, but why would the guy try to ship himself through the mail? The shipping costs have to be ridiculously high.
 
2014-02-11 11:27:40 PM  

jso2897: 2wolves: All federal charges.  Hope he enjoys the look of concrete and steel bars.

At least he won't have to worry about jailhouse rape.


Which, ironically, is the one thing he was looking forward to.
 
2014-02-11 11:29:42 PM  
Separated at birth?

4.bp.blogspot.com

It Begins!
 
2014-02-11 11:32:46 PM  
You could have used the lame fark cliche headline thing and completely failed subby.
Not News: Dog bites man News: Man bites dog Fark: Man bites Mailman
 
2014-02-11 11:39:48 PM  
If you start the fight and end up biting the person's legs you are not doing well.
 
2014-02-11 11:43:39 PM  

zerkalo: Separated at birth?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x218]

It Begins!


I just watched that on Netflix
 
2014-02-11 11:46:08 PM  

morg: If you start the fight and end up biting the person's legs you are not doing well.


castlesandcooks.com

"Have at you!"
 
2014-02-12 12:00:28 AM  
Didn't i see this guy on an episode of X files?
 
2014-02-12 12:01:39 AM  
Meth's a hell of a drug.
 
2014-02-12 12:06:43 AM  
Wow!  I live less than a mile from this poster child for the virtues of inbreeding!
 
2014-02-12 12:09:54 AM  

2wolves: All federal charges.  Hope he enjoys the look of concrete and steel bars.


No, I think those are the local charges, like general stupidity without a license stuff. The Feds will show up with some different ideas for this idiot, and none of them will be good for old slackjaw.  A mail carrier may not be on the same level as the POTUS, but, the G frowns on any of the employees being assaulted.
 
2014-02-12 12:09:59 AM  
Faces of meth??
 
2014-02-12 12:14:31 AM  

Mralterego: Faces of meth??


Great O Henry story, the husband sells his meth lab to buy his wife earrings but his wife chops off and sells her ears to buy her husband more nyquil.
 
2014-02-12 12:15:19 AM  

zimbomba63: 2wolves: All federal charges.  Hope he enjoys the look of concrete and steel bars.

No, I think those are the local charges, like general stupidity without a license stuff. The Feds will show up with some different ideas for this idiot, and none of them will be good for old slackjaw.  A mail carrier may not be on the same level as the POTUS, but, the G frowns on any of the employees being assaulted.


Awesome observation! Except his name isn't slackjaw, most likely Cletus..
 
2014-02-12 12:16:41 AM  

RoyHobbs22: Mralterego: Faces of meth??

Great O Henry story, the husband sells his meth lab to buy his wife earrings but his wife chops off and sells her ears to buy her husband more nyquil.


So is a bottle of quil and a few puffs of meth considered a speedball?
 
2014-02-12 12:22:48 AM  

Mralterego: RoyHobbs22: Mralterego: Faces of meth??

Great O Henry story, the husband sells his meth lab to buy his wife earrings but his wife chops off and sells her ears to buy her husband more nyquil.

So is a bottle of quil and a few puffs of meth considered a speedball?


You left wite-out off the list, takes the edge off of breathing.
 
2014-02-12 12:25:58 AM  
I've seen this mug before.  He's one of the rescued Sochi dogs.
 
2014-02-12 12:32:39 AM  

zerkalo: Separated at birth?



It Begins!


I'm so glad someone else noticed the resemblance!
 
2014-02-12 12:46:55 AM  
He's got a purty mouth.
 
2014-02-12 12:55:03 AM  

TheWriteGirl: zerkalo: Separated at birth?

It Begins!

I'm so glad someone else noticed the resemblance!


Indeed. Didn't that I just watched Day over the weekend.
 
2014-02-12 12:56:02 AM  

zerkalo: TheWriteGirl: zerkalo: Separated at birth?

It Begins!

I'm so glad someone else noticed the resemblance!

Indeed. Didn't hurt that I just watched Day over the weekend.


ftfm
 
2014-02-12 01:17:56 AM  

www.ohio.com

I sure would like to try me some of them French fried potatoes.

 
2014-02-12 02:15:34 AM  
Got my new FB profile pic now!
 
2014-02-12 04:02:01 AM  
https://www.facebook.com/robert.kiefer3

Robert Lawerence (sic) "Rob" Kiefer, Akron, Ohio.

Occupation: "Take care of dogs at Doggie Daycare."

scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-02-12 04:08:51 AM  
Also, this is sad. Paper comments say dude is in recovery and also slightly brain damaged. Whatever happened to make him do this, it is not a positive development.

/mods, if you want to take down his FB and pic, please do
 
2014-02-12 09:36:18 AM  
I was expecting something more like this.

img.fark.net
That guy's mugshot makes him look like a character from a Bevis and Butthead episode.
 
2014-02-12 09:57:37 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Butthead?
 
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