Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Salon)   Limbaugh: Michael Sam's coming out just proves that heterosexuals are under assault. Hmmm... The lady doth protest too much, methinks   (salon.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Sams, history of the nfl, heterosexuals, rhetorical questions  
•       •       •

2876 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Feb 2014 at 6:36 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



207 Comments   (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2014-02-11 04:42:29 PM  
WHAR (MAN) PUDDING WHAR
 
2014-02-11 04:45:56 PM  
What a sad pathetic man.
 
2014-02-11 04:46:54 PM  
Now, now, subby. Rush Limbaugh isn't a homosexual. He's a Oxycontin-induced Dominican pedophile. There's a HUGE difference between the two.
 
2014-02-11 04:50:44 PM  
I call that bold talk for a fat one-eye
 
2014-02-11 05:00:57 PM  
It sure sounds like he's a heterosexual activist.  Funnily enough, it almost always turns out that those are the folks that are found in compromising situations with the pool boy.
 
2014-02-11 05:09:06 PM  
Hmm. Well, let's see. Limbaugh obsessed about drug abuse, and said extremely asinine things about drug addicts and how weak and useless they were. Then we found out limbaugh was himself a drug addict. Now rush is ranting about gays and the homosexual lifestyle....kinda makes one wonder, don't it? What fuels his obsession with homosexual rape fantasies anyways?
 
2014-02-11 05:17:07 PM  

FlashHarry: WHAR (MAN) PUDDING WHAR


thanks, I may not eat for the rest of week with that thought in my head.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:21 PM  

Weaver95: What fuels his obsession with homosexual rape fantasies anyways?


Amyl Nitrate.
 
2014-02-11 05:34:17 PM  

ManateeGag: FlashHarry: WHAR (MAN) PUDDING WHAR

thanks, I may not eat for the rest of week with that thought in my head.


you're welcome. heh. well.. cum.

/that was bad and i should feel bad
 
2014-02-11 05:41:41 PM  

optikeye: Weaver95: What fuels his obsession with homosexual rape fantasies anyways?

Amyl Nitrate.


I thought he was into OC.
 
2014-02-11 05:44:56 PM  

optikeye: Weaver95: What fuels his obsession with homosexual rape fantasies anyways?

Amyl Nitrate.


In other words.... Rush!

/fitting, isn't it?
 
2014-02-11 06:22:25 PM  
Rush Limbaugh, the man who liked to get hopped up on Viagra and vacation in a country known for it's underaged sex trade, is telling us about heterosexuality.

timujin: It sure sounds like he's a heterosexual activist.  Funnily enough, it almost always turns out that those are the folks that are found in compromising situations with the pool boy.


"Heterosexual Activist", "Men's Rights Advocate", "People's Republic" of China, "Democratic Republic" of North Korea....
 
2014-02-11 06:41:57 PM  
"Heterosexuality does not have activists."

i1297.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 06:44:04 PM  
Rush Limbaugh is a tub of toxic goo. He should be hauled away by the EPA.
 
2014-02-11 06:46:36 PM  
This is just the tip of the iceberg of the crap he is going to get from the right wing noise machine. Just wait, next season I bet that there will be anti-gay protest a good number of stadiums he plays a next year.
 
2014-02-11 06:47:27 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


Um... that adoption and marriage are only for straight couples? Amongst other things.
 
2014-02-11 06:47:30 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.


'murica
 
2014-02-11 06:49:51 PM  
media.salon.com

"And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Rand Paul
 
2014-02-11 06:50:01 PM  

timujin: It sure sounds like he's a heterosexual activist.  Funnily enough, it almost always turns out that those are the folks that are found in compromising situations with the pool boy.


Wrong preposition.
 
2014-02-11 06:50:47 PM  

Car_Ramrod: GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.

Um... that adoption and marriage are only for straight couples? Amongst other things.


He could sure use your help because, he damn sure seems to be obsessed about the sex and ignores the relationship.

I always thought he was just fighting for the frothiness of it all
 
2014-02-11 06:51:05 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


They don't really fight for anything, just against LGBT rights.
 
2014-02-11 06:51:23 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


Equal rights for heterosexuals. The right to have their relationships ruled illegal, the right to have hospital visitations denied to their spouses, the right to have a probate judge toss out their will, the right to spousal benefits denied, and all the rest of the special treatment gays get.
 
2014-02-11 06:53:05 PM  

Car_Ramrod: "Heterosexuality does not have activists."


Have you seen his listener base? I'd hardly describe them as active.
 
2014-02-11 06:53:06 PM  
For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?
 
2014-02-11 06:54:11 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


The video tab is the next one to the right
 
2014-02-11 06:54:18 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


I could stand to hear a bit more.
 
2014-02-11 06:54:45 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


Key difference jackass.
 
2014-02-11 06:55:10 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


nobody wants to hear what you do with your Real Doll.
 
2014-02-11 06:55:18 PM  
"Why is it OK now for a gay man to play football?" Limbaugh asked. "I thought it was dangerous and leads to concussions, that it was barbaric. I thought that it was too dangerous and leads to Alzheimer's and Parkinson's and early death, suicide, but yet ... here comes the first announced gay guy and [it's] 'Hey, cool, man, go for it!' Why is it heroic for a gay man to play football?"

Why is it OK now for a gay man to play football? It's always been ok to play football, gay or straight. But now, it appears that maybe he won't be ostracized for choosing to play football and being openly gay.

Also, him being gay and choosing to play football has jack all to do with the health issues of playing football. Football has those issues for sure. But, the issue isn't that football has it, in and of itself. It's that the league covered it up in various ways for decades. Additionally, it is a choice (that dang freedom thing you rail about) to play it or not. If you know the consequences and continue to do it regardless, that's your choice and you need to own up to those consequences, should you run into them.
 
2014-02-11 06:56:23 PM  
Every time I see a story like this my mind always says "Who the fark cares?" Coming out of the closet should be as shocking as a black person admitting they are black. People can't change who they are, if you spend your life treating people the way you want to be treated that is good enough for me.

Except on fark... fark is fark!
 
2014-02-11 06:57:10 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


Anal sex, most likely.
 
2014-02-11 06:58:41 PM  
He's right, you know. This morning as I was walking to work, I was set upon by a couple of eyeliner-laden ruffians wearing Wham "CHOOSE LIFE" T-shirts, blaring Erasure music out of a hot pink Sony boombox.
 
2014-02-11 06:59:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.

Anal sex, most likely.


while snarky, this may be pretty damn prescient
 
2014-02-11 06:59:44 PM  

max_pooper: Equal rights for heterosexuals. The right to have their relationships ruled illegal, the right to have hospital visitations denied to their spouses, the right to have a probate judge toss out their will, the right to spousal benefits denied, and all the rest of the special treatment gays get


I smarted this one, but that's really short of what it really is. Tip o' the hat to you, and no, I don't have a fedora.
 
2014-02-11 06:59:50 PM  

GoldSpider: timujin: It sure sounds like he's a heterosexual activist.  Funnily enough, it almost always turns out that those are the folks that are found in compromising situations with the pool boy.

Wrong preposition.


What? What preposition should be used?

about
above
according to
across
after
against
along
among
around
at
because of
before
behind
below
beneath
beside
besides
between
by
down
during
except
for
from
in
in back of
in front of
instead of
into
like
next to
of
off
on
over
since
through
to
toward
under
until
up
with
within
without

\from memory
\\Preposition Song works
 
2014-02-11 06:59:54 PM  
It shows how far we've come as a nation when Rush Limbaugh doesn't use such an occasion to say something blatantly homophobic. Bravo, nation.
 
2014-02-11 07:00:20 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


The right to wear poorly matched clothing without fear of ridicule.
 
2014-02-11 07:02:06 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


So... do NOT vote REPUBLICAN?
 
2014-02-11 07:02:54 PM  
Football players coming out has been happening for a long time now.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-11 07:04:53 PM  
Help!  Help!  I'm being oppressed!
 
2014-02-11 07:05:34 PM  
I will likely outlive Rush Limbaugh and while I don't tend to revel in the demise of others, in this case I might have to make an exception.
 
2014-02-11 07:05:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.

Anal sex, most likely.


Alright. I'm gonna' hold a rally. With signs and bullhorns and songs about our demands!
 
2014-02-11 07:06:56 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.


Good thing that has nothing to do with the topic at hand, then.
 
2014-02-11 07:07:14 PM  
FTFA:

Limbaugh then moved on to insinuating some of Sam's supporters were hypocrites, because they celebrate Sam's decision while also criticizing football for causing brain damage among so many of its players.

"Why is it OK now for a gay man to play football?" Limbaugh asked. "I thought it was dangerous and leads to concussions, that it was barbaric. I thought that it was too dangerous and leads to Alzheimer's and Parkinson's and early death, suicide, but yet ...  here comes the first announced gay guy and [it's] 'Hey, cool, man, go for it!' Why is it heroic for a gay man to play football?"



This is bullshiat logic I thought only fark trolls were capable of.  So what's his fark handle?
 
2014-02-11 07:07:17 PM  

crotchgrabber: Marcus Aurelius: GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.

Anal sex, most likely.

Alright. I'm gonna' hold a rally. With signs and bullhorns and songs about our demands!


And Blackjack, and hookers.
 
2014-02-11 07:13:23 PM  

jeffjo52: crotchgrabber: Marcus Aurelius: GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.

Anal sex, most likely.

Alright. I'm gonna' hold a rally. With signs and bullhorns and songs about our demands!

And Blackjack, and hookers.


i1.ytimg.com

...and fire trucks!
 
2014-02-11 07:13:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: Rush Limbaugh, the man who liked to get hopped up on Viagra and vacation in a country known for it's underaged sex trade, is telling us about heterosexuality.

timujin: It sure sounds like he's a heterosexual activist.  Funnily enough, it almost always turns out that those are the folks that are found in compromising situations with the pool boy.

"Heterosexual Activist", "Men's Rights Advocate", "People's Republic" of China, "Democratic Republic" of North Korea....


"White Pride"


cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex

 
2014-02-11 07:14:05 PM  

GhostFish: I'm trying to imagine just what a heterosexual activist would be promoting and fighting for.

I really have no farking clue.


Did you know that "gay nightclub bartender" was the 876,341st most popular job for heterosexual males, but only 3 heterosexual males are employed in such a job, nationwide? When, oh Lord when, will someone stand up and speak for heterosexual gay nightclub bartenders?
 
2014-02-11 07:16:36 PM  

BMulligan: cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Good thing that has nothing to do with the topic at hand, then.


He is competing in the 47th Strawman Olympiad, hosted by Wu, the Chinaman*.

//*Asian-American, the preferred nomenclature
 
2014-02-11 07:16:50 PM  

cchris_39: For the life of me I don't understand why some people think the rest of the world needs to know how they trick up their sex.

Would you like me more if I told you all my preferred antics with mrs. cchris_39?


So why did you feel compelled to indicate the gender of your partner in your comment?
 
Displayed 50 of 207 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report