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(Times of Israel)   Announcement on a train approaching Auschwitz asking all the Jews aboard to get off and take a shower was made in: a) 1938, b) 1944, or c) 2014   (timesofisrael.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Auschwitz, Jews, Belgium, Brussels, RTL, Buchenwald, rush hour  
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13399 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2014 at 6:39 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-11 05:37:11 PM  
10 votes:
Maybe they misheard the announcement and need to concentrate harder
2014-02-11 06:58:50 PM  
6 votes:
This just in, police have released a sketch of the suspect:

www.reactionface.info
2014-02-11 06:43:58 PM  
4 votes:

doyner: Having read the trains in Europe, I do wish most of the passengers would bathe themselves.


I HATE reading trains... ever since Monopoly.
2014-02-11 05:11:58 PM  
4 votes:
Well it's better than offering them the brink oven pizzas.
2014-02-11 07:16:12 PM  
3 votes:

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


What's your problem? You sound führious.
2014-02-11 06:54:32 PM  
3 votes:
A couple of kids made ashes of themselves?
2014-02-11 06:52:33 PM  
3 votes:

pottie: So, how many got off?


3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-11 06:45:13 PM  
3 votes:
So, how many got off?
2014-02-11 06:43:14 PM  
3 votes:

doyner: *riddenroad

Damned autocorrect...


FTFY
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 06:41:52 PM  
3 votes:
Only Jews? Why do the homosexuals get to live this time?
2014-02-11 05:11:16 PM  
3 votes:
too soon?
2014-02-11 07:45:36 PM  
2 votes:
Really, Jews got on a train to Auschwitz?
2014-02-11 07:05:16 PM  
2 votes:
Make them watch an educational video...
2.bp.blogspot.com
/Adolf Hitler was a very, very, very, very bad man...
2014-02-11 07:05:00 PM  
2 votes:
Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?
2014-02-11 06:58:19 PM  
2 votes:
un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.
2014-02-11 06:39:43 PM  
2 votes:
Having read the trains in Europe, I do wish most of the passengers would bathe themselves.
2014-02-11 05:42:37 PM  
2 votes:
Too many Holocaust puns.

I'm göring out of here.
2014-02-12 10:29:43 AM  
1 vote:

InterruptingQuirk: doyner: Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroad roden rowed

Roded

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

FIFYM

FIFYAM

FTFAY
2014-02-12 12:22:08 AM  
1 vote:

El Rich-o: TRAGEDY + TIME = COMEDY


Here are a few facts to joke about when you get there, you know so your numbers and such will be spot on

The truth of the photos of crimes and atrocities included in this Holocaust project needs to be shown. The photos may be of graphic nature and disturbing - before providing access to younger learners, parents and teachers should preview the sites and guide through what they may read and see.

The Holocaust was the systematic annihilation of six million Jews by the Nazi regime during World War 2. In 1933 approximately nine million Jews lived in the 21 countries of Europe that would be occupied by Germany during the war. By 1945 two out of every three European Jews had been killed. The European Jews were the primary victims of the Holocaust.

But Jews were not the only group singled out for persecution by Hitler's Nazi regime. As many as one-half million Gypsies, at least 250,000 mentally or physically disabled persons, and more than three million Soviet prisoners-of-war also fell victim to Nazi genocide. Jehovah's Witnesses, homosexuals, Social Democrats, Communists, partisans, trade unionists, Polish intelligentsia and other undesirables were also victims of the hate and aggression carried out by the Nazis.

Holocaust Deaths
Country/Region
Estimate
Germany (1938 Borders)
130,000
Austria
65,000
Belgium & Luxembourg
29,000
Bulgaria
7,000
Czechoslovakia
277,000
France
83,000
Greece
65,000
Hungary & Ukraine
402,000
Italy
8,000
Netherlands
106,000
Norway
760
Poland & USSR
4,565,000
Romania
220,000
Yugoslavia
60,000
TOTAL
6,017,760

   Source: Nizkor Project statistics derived from Yad Vashem and Fleming,
Hitler and the Final Solution.


The number of children killed by Adolf Hitler and his Nazis is not fathomable and full statistics for the tragic fate of the children will never be known. Estimates range as high as 1.5 million murdered children during the Holocaust. This figure includes more than 1.2 million Jewish children, tens of thousands of Gypsy children and thousands of institutionalized handicapped children.

Plucked from their homes and stripped of their childhoods, the children had witnessed the murder of parents, siblings, and relatives. They faced starvation, illness and brutal labor, until they were consigned to the gas chambers.
2014-02-11 11:48:31 PM  
1 vote:

Rivetman1.0: Why don't some of you funny people do a little reading about Zyklon B and get back to us with some more of your charming little jokes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B

Another bit of fun  information, the 2 gentleman the were instrumental in producing it were executed as war criminals in 1946.
I am laughing my ass off already.
"Lighten up Francis" not available or applicable to this thread


TRAGEDY + TIME = COMEDY
"NOT ALWAYS" SAYS HUMOURLESS BUFFOON
MORE AT 10
2014-02-11 10:19:15 PM  
1 vote:

lennavan: I can't wait to hear what other shenanigans adolescents are up to these days!


i.imgur.com
2014-02-11 09:33:12 PM  
1 vote:

TerrorTony: Make them watch an educational video...

/Adolf Hitler was a very, very, very, very bad man...


Say what you want about Hitler. But, hey, at least the guy killed Hitler.
2014-02-11 08:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
Thank you for our daily reminder of the holocaust.
2014-02-11 07:59:34 PM  
1 vote:

grimlock1972: un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.


Yeah! When is Mel Brooks gonna be brought up on hate crime charges!
2014-02-11 07:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
What's their Fark handle?
2014-02-11 07:20:26 PM  
1 vote:

Bob The Nob: Do the shower heads have 11 holes?


No, but there were five lights.
2014-02-11 07:18:33 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

Overreaction much?
2014-02-11 07:07:11 PM  
1 vote:
i253.photobucket.comArt Linkletter here for another episode of "Fascists Say The Darndest Things."So Billy, what's your favorite hobby?Watching your face purple as you cower under my boot! For the glory of the state!*deadpans into camera*
2014-02-11 07:04:01 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: This just in, police have released a sketch of the suspect:

[www.reactionface.info image 850x775]


Weapons-grade trolling right there.
2014-02-11 06:44:58 PM  
1 vote:
Teach the perpetrator a lesson.  Perhaps that work will set him free.
2014-02-11 06:44:34 PM  
1 vote:

Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroadrode

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

^2
2014-02-11 06:44:13 PM  
1 vote:
The French are just continuing their long tradition of anti Semitism.
2014-02-11 06:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: Only Jews? Why do the homosexuals get to live this time?


They're a lot more fabulous now than they were in the 40's.
2014-02-11 06:40:31 PM  
1 vote:
*ridden

Damned autocorrect...
2014-02-11 06:18:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-11 05:31:36 PM  
1 vote:
I can't wait to hear what other shenanigans adolescents are up to these days!
2014-02-11 05:27:41 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: a group of adolescents may have gained access to the keys that conductors use to make announcements over the loudspeakers.

Right. Kids are dicks.


Kill the suspect.
It could be part of the final solution.
 
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