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(Times of Israel)   Announcement on a train approaching Auschwitz asking all the Jews aboard to get off and take a shower was made in: a) 1938, b) 1944, or c) 2014   (timesofisrael.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Auschwitz, Jews, Belgium, Brussels, RTL, Buchenwald, rush hour  
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2014-02-11 07:21:35 PM  

Frank N Stein: [img.fark.net image 850x220]

Overreaction much?


He just didn't want to offend anyone by saying they should be deported to Gaza.
 
2014-02-11 07:22:46 PM  

CipollinaFan: Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?

It doesn't seem like anyone in here is offended.


That was mostly for the asinine tag, admittedly
 
2014-02-11 07:22:55 PM  
Maybe it was guerrilla marketing for a soap company
benwilder.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-11 07:24:25 PM  
Was that wrong? Should they not have done that?
 
2014-02-11 07:25:33 PM  
Well since Poland wasnt final solutioning die jüden before Hitler got there A) is right out.
 
2014-02-11 07:27:41 PM  
Done in one
 
2014-02-11 07:27:51 PM  
When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?
 
2014-02-11 07:29:59 PM  

Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?


Yeah but it's more respectable than doing so while hiding behind seven proxies.
 
2014-02-11 07:30:50 PM  

Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?


THIS, and you know that I troll hard on here.
 
2014-02-11 07:31:11 PM  

Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?


Most of the time.  Then there's the Sasha Baron Cohens and Andy Kaufmans of the world who get famous doing it.
 
2014-02-11 07:31:36 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


It certainly gave me a big smile.

BIGSMILE!
 
2014-02-11 07:33:25 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?

Most of the time.  Then there's the Sasha Baron Cohens and Andy Kaufmans of the world who get famous doing it.


they still were assholes doing it
 
2014-02-11 07:36:23 PM  

DrBenway: /Date-Rape With Flo Vol. 2: Advanced Techniques will be available soon. Pre-order from Amazon today and save 15%!


I can't wait to read the chapter on chloroform!
 
2014-02-11 07:37:15 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?

Most of the time.  Then there's the Sasha Baron Cohens and Andy Kaufmans of the world who get famous doing it.


Just because you're famous, doesn't make you less of an asshole.
 
2014-02-11 07:38:00 PM  

grimlock1972: un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.


We HAVE learned from the past.  Therefore, we make light of everything.
 
2014-02-11 07:38:09 PM  
Frank N Stein:

img.fark.net

Overreaction much?


It's a counter-troll.
 
2014-02-11 07:39:12 PM  
file a complaint with police over incitement to hatred,

Known in the free world as "a joke".
 
2014-02-11 07:41:51 PM  
What's their Fark handle?
 
2014-02-11 07:42:46 PM  

DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.


Sadly we have the same amount of stupid here, but we don't have enough blacks and illegal aliens, so we had to find other minorities to blame for our problems. I think you can understand.
 
2014-02-11 07:44:02 PM  

Gleeman: Was that wrong? Should they not have done that?


No, it's just not reich.
 
2014-02-11 07:44:51 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


No, I think this is the thread where a few racist schmucks congratulate themselves on being clever, while some defective people incapable of compassion express puzzlement.
 
2014-02-11 07:45:36 PM  
Really, Jews got on a train to Auschwitz?
 
2014-02-11 07:46:36 PM  

jayphat: Newsflash: assholes say assholish things. Case in point: kids get on PA in Walmart and tell all the blacks to leave. Shiat happens. No-one owes you an apology.


I don't want an apology. I want monetary reparations.
 
2014-02-11 07:46:38 PM  

RoyBatty: So I'm guessing no one read the article or has any knowledge of what Europe looks like...


I'd no idea Poland was somewhere in Belgium.

/ or is this joke appropriate for any train anywhere
 
2014-02-11 07:48:09 PM  

namatad: what_now: a group of adolescents may have gained access to the keys that conductors use to make announcements over the loudspeakers.

Right. Kids are dicks.

Kill the suspect.
It could be part of the final solution.


A proposal I read recently from one of our presales droids had 3 section headings.

Phase 1 solution
Phase 2 solution
Final Solution

I did make a incredulous snorting sound when I read that.

/would have been even better if it had been a Checkpoint firewall project instead of a Riverbed one.
 
2014-02-11 07:49:18 PM  

baconbeard: jayphat: Newsflash: assholes say assholish things. Case in point: kids get on PA in Walmart and tell all the blacks to leave. Shiat happens. No-one owes you an apology.

I don't want an apology. I want monetary reparations.


Is your real name Sheila Jackson Lee?
 
2014-02-11 07:49:34 PM  

KidneyStone: Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?

Shoot, I have Jewish heritage and would have tried the prank had I been there and thought of it.

Pranks are not equal to hate crime. And neither are ethnic jokes.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and are passed by a little boy. The priest says "I'd sure like to screw him" and the rabbi says "out ov vat?"


ALL JOKES make fun of someone, some group or some things.
And in the end, even joking about those things could offend people who  like those things.

I quit
 
2014-02-11 07:51:52 PM  

Savage Belief: When are kids going to learn that trolling in real life just makes you look like an asshole?


When some of them start getting beaten up.

DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.


Well, keep in mind, it could just be assholes trolling.  I knew a Taiwanese guy in college who would always write anti-Chinese racist shiat on the posters of an Asian/Chinese student group's posters and shiat because "they take themselves too seriously."
 
2014-02-11 07:52:27 PM  

GoldSpider: DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.

Europe is hardly the paragon of evolved cultural harmony that many imagine it to be.


There is no paragon of evolved cultural harmony.

Perhaps anti-semitism is a bigger thing in Europe than the US, but, in my country we didn't have laws discriminating against black people well into the 1960s.

But, it's also common to see any criticism of Israeli policy labelled as anti-semitism, where the more correct term might be "anti-zionism".

And ultra-nationalist zionists, to me, seem to be the closest to the Nazis around. Always seeking their West Bank lebensraum, and treating Palestinians as second class citizens.

This documentary - Louis Theroux Meets the Ultra-Zionists - is worth a watch. Despite the fact that Theroux is Jewish, he is tear-gassed by the IDF and accused of not being kosher.

I guess all I'm trying to say is that nationalism is bad. It's why the Nazis were bad, and Israel using the same tactics should be super frowned upon.
 
2014-02-11 07:53:30 PM  

traylor: DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.

Sadly we have the same amount of stupid here, but we don't have enough blacks and illegal aliens, so we had to find other minorities to blame for our problems. I think you can understand.


Sa,e amount my ass, North and South America are much less racist than the Old World.
 
2014-02-11 07:57:27 PM  

TheJoe03: traylor: DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.

Sadly we have the same amount of stupid here, but we don't have enough blacks and illegal aliens, so we had to find other minorities to blame for our problems. I think you can understand.

Sa,e amount my ass, North and South America are much less racist than the Old World.


I hate South American, Elitists... that's what you meant, right.

Anywhere people look different, act different, or dress different there is intolerance and predujice. You are a fool if you think otherwise.
 
2014-02-11 07:59:34 PM  

grimlock1972: un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.


Yeah! When is Mel Brooks gonna be brought up on hate crime charges!
 
2014-02-11 08:02:13 PM  

traylor: DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.

Sadly we have the same amount of stupid here, but we don't have enough blacks and illegal aliens, so we had to find other minorities to blame for our problems. I think you can understand.


I live in the American South. Trust me, I understand. I'm getting ready to move because I'm tired of hearing how blacks and Mexicans are lucky and get all the perks. Well, that and how hard it is to be a white Christian in America nowadays.
 
2014-02-11 08:07:07 PM  
Some of you guys should go on 4chan's /pol/ board.

You would probably poo your pants.
 
2014-02-11 08:12:05 PM  
so it wasn't the goodbye tour?
 
2014-02-11 08:16:19 PM  
Somebody should call the law offices of Lipschitz and Lipschitz.
 
2014-02-11 08:25:49 PM  
Hey,, at least those kids are demonstrating at least some knowledge of history.

Ask some American kids what Auschwitz is.  You could probably convince them it was a hot new German boy band.
 
2014-02-11 08:31:53 PM  

spamdog: Some of you guys should go on 4chan's /pol/ board.

You would probably poo your pants.


Everyone here likes to cite free republic for crazy right wing stuff. But if they want to see some REAL crazy shiat, no one tops /pol/
 
2014-02-11 08:37:30 PM  
I did not see that coming.

/did someone else say it?
 
2014-02-11 08:42:15 PM  
Thank you for our daily reminder of the holocaust.
 
2014-02-11 08:42:25 PM  

Frank N Stein: spamdog: Some of you guys should go on 4chan's /pol/ board.

You would probably poo your pants.

Everyone here likes to cite free republic for crazy right wing stuff. But if they want to see some REAL crazy shiat, no one tops /pol/


case in point. Just went there. He's a discussion about whether an incarcerated transsexual should go a male or female prison.

img.fark.net

And this is mild. I'm not going get get banned putting the realmfarked up shiat on Fark.
 
2014-02-11 09:10:55 PM  

KidneyStone: Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?

Shoot, I have Jewish heritage and would have tried the prank had I been there and thought of it.

Pranks are not equal to hate crime. And neither are ethnic jokes.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and are passed by a little boy. The priest says "I'd sure like to screw him" and the rabbi says "out ov vat?"


Gold, Jerry!
 
2014-02-11 09:15:37 PM  
approves:img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 09:32:56 PM  
Approaching Auschwitz? From Belgium?

This clearly must have been the express.
 
2014-02-11 09:33:12 PM  

TerrorTony: Make them watch an educational video...

/Adolf Hitler was a very, very, very, very bad man...


Say what you want about Hitler. But, hey, at least the guy killed Hitler.
 
2014-02-11 09:50:36 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


I dunno, jokes about millions of people getting killed wouldn't be the first thing in my mind.
I would likely get on the intercom and yell "Attention passengers, shiatpickle! That is all."
I did accidentally send a "net send *" command at a company I used to work for, back in 2000
All 20,000 computers at the company got a message that said "moo".
 
2014-02-11 10:08:25 PM  
Why don't some of you funny people do a little reading about Zyklon B and get back to us with some more of your charming little jokes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B

Another bit of fun  information, the 2 gentleman the were instrumental in producing it were executed as war criminals in 1946.
I am laughing my ass off already.
"Lighten up Francis" not available or applicable to this thread
 
2014-02-11 10:14:38 PM  

Jormungandr: Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?

I dunno, jokes about millions of people getting killed wouldn't be the first thing in my mind.
I would likely get on the intercom and yell "Attention passengers, shiatpickle! That is all."
I did accidentally send a "net send *" command at a company I used to work for, back in 2000
All 20,000 computers at the company got a message that said "moo".


rofl

and yah, it takes a special kind of bigot for the first thing that you think of to be a joke about dead jews ...
dead lawyers I would understand ...
 
2014-02-11 10:19:15 PM  

lennavan: I can't wait to hear what other shenanigans adolescents are up to these days!


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-11 10:44:47 PM  

doctor wu: Somebody should call the law offices of Lipschitz and Lipschitz.


The surgeon from The Human Centipede?
 
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