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(Times of Israel)   Announcement on a train approaching Auschwitz asking all the Jews aboard to get off and take a shower was made in: a) 1938, b) 1944, or c) 2014   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 125
    More: Asinine, Auschwitz, Jews, Belgium, Brussels, RTL, Buchenwald, rush hour  
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2014-02-11 05:11:16 PM  
too soon?
 
2014-02-11 05:11:58 PM  
Well it's better than offering them the brink oven pizzas.
 
2014-02-11 05:23:43 PM  
Just the Jews?
 
2014-02-11 05:26:31 PM  
a group of adolescents may have gained access to the keys that conductors use to make announcements over the loudspeakers.

Right. Kids are dicks.
 
2014-02-11 05:27:41 PM  

what_now: a group of adolescents may have gained access to the keys that conductors use to make announcements over the loudspeakers.

Right. Kids are dicks.


Kill the suspect.
It could be part of the final solution.
 
2014-02-11 05:31:36 PM  
I can't wait to hear what other shenanigans adolescents are up to these days!
 
2014-02-11 05:37:11 PM  
Maybe they misheard the announcement and need to concentrate harder
 
2014-02-11 05:42:37 PM  
Too many Holocaust puns.

I'm göring out of here.
 
2014-02-11 06:03:47 PM  

fusillade762: Just the Jews?


This.
 
2014-02-11 06:09:55 PM  

One Bad Apple: Maybe they misheard the announcement and need to concentrate harder


fark
you win
 
2014-02-11 06:18:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-11 06:39:43 PM  
Having read the trains in Europe, I do wish most of the passengers would bathe themselves.
 
2014-02-11 06:40:31 PM  
*ridden

Damned autocorrect...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 06:41:52 PM  
Only Jews? Why do the homosexuals get to live this time?
 
2014-02-11 06:42:50 PM  
Do the shower heads have 11 holes?
 
2014-02-11 06:43:14 PM  

doyner: *riddenroad

Damned autocorrect...


FTFY
 
2014-02-11 06:43:58 PM  

doyner: Having read the trains in Europe, I do wish most of the passengers would bathe themselves.


I HATE reading trains... ever since Monopoly.
 
2014-02-11 06:44:13 PM  

ZAZ: Only Jews? Why do the homosexuals get to live this time?


They're a lot more fabulous now than they were in the 40's.
 
2014-02-11 06:44:13 PM  
The French are just continuing their long tradition of anti Semitism.
 
2014-02-11 06:44:34 PM  

Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroadrode

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

^2
 
2014-02-11 06:44:58 PM  
Teach the perpetrator a lesson.  Perhaps that work will set him free.
 
2014-02-11 06:45:13 PM  
So, how many got off?
 
2014-02-11 06:49:07 PM  
So I'm guessing no one read the article or has any knowledge of what Europe looks like...
 
2014-02-11 06:52:01 PM  
It's amazing how hilarious people think they are.
 
2014-02-11 06:52:33 PM  

pottie: So, how many got off?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-11 06:54:06 PM  
Unlikely to be (a).  Oświęcim is in Poland, and Hitler didn't control it yet in 1938.
 
2014-02-11 06:54:32 PM  
A couple of kids made ashes of themselves?
 
2014-02-11 06:56:23 PM  

Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroad roden

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY


FIFYM
 
2014-02-11 06:58:19 PM  
un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.
 
2014-02-11 06:58:50 PM  
This just in, police have released a sketch of the suspect:

www.reactionface.info
 
2014-02-11 07:01:12 PM  

doyner: Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroad roden rodan

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

FIFYM


FTFYT
 
2014-02-11 07:04:01 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: This just in, police have released a sketch of the suspect:

[www.reactionface.info image 850x775]


Weapons-grade trolling right there.
 
2014-02-11 07:05:00 PM  
Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?
 
2014-02-11 07:05:16 PM  
Make them watch an educational video...
2.bp.blogspot.com
/Adolf Hitler was a very, very, very, very bad man...
 
2014-02-11 07:05:55 PM  

grimlock1972: un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.


After thousands of years of human "society", how on earth could you possibly think that people are going to learn from the past???
 
2014-02-11 07:06:32 PM  
trolledbot.net
 
2014-02-11 07:07:11 PM  
i253.photobucket.comArt Linkletter here for another episode of "Fascists Say The Darndest Things."So Billy, what's your favorite hobby?Watching your face purple as you cower under my boot! For the glory of the state!*deadpans into camera*
 
2014-02-11 07:07:44 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


I lol'd.

/Jewish
 
2014-02-11 07:07:44 PM  
Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.
 
2014-02-11 07:08:23 PM  

doyner: Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroad roden rowed

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

FIFYM


FIFYAM
 
2014-02-11 07:11:51 PM  

One Bad Apple: Maybe they misheard the announcement and need to concentrate harder


If only there was some sort of summer camp where you could work on your concentration...

/ I know! We'll call them concentration camps
 
2014-02-11 07:16:12 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


What's your problem? You sound führious.
 
2014-02-11 07:17:02 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: doyner: Stone Meadow: doyner: *riddenroad roden rowed

Damned autocorrect...

FTFY

FIFYM

FIFYAM


Can we send this reply chain to Auschwitz?
 
2014-02-11 07:17:40 PM  

grimlock1972: un freaking believable.    so many seem to have failed to learn from the past and make light of the holocaust.


It sounds like they have at least an elementary understanding of the holocaust...
 
2014-02-11 07:18:08 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


It doesn't seem like anyone in here is offended.
 
2014-02-11 07:18:33 PM  
img.fark.net

Overreaction much?
 
2014-02-11 07:18:35 PM  

Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?


Shoot, I have Jewish heritage and would have tried the prank had I been there and thought of it.

Pranks are not equal to hate crime. And neither are ethnic jokes.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and are passed by a little boy. The priest says "I'd sure like to screw him" and the rabbi says "out ov vat?"
 
2014-02-11 07:18:55 PM  

traylor: Somaticasual: Is this the thread where we're all supposed to be outraged by a joke that 85% of fark would cynically make themselves?

What's your problem? You sound führious.


He may need to Sieg Zag around his intolerance... until he gets a Heil mary moment.
 
2014-02-11 07:20:26 PM  

Bob The Nob: Do the shower heads have 11 holes?


No, but there were five lights.
 
2014-02-11 07:20:31 PM  

DubyaHater: Anti-semitism in Europe? Color me shocked.


Europe is hardly the paragon of evolved cultural harmony that many imagine it to be.
 
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