gideon: [media.azfamily.com image 469x264]"SNU SNU. NOW!"
Occam's Disposable Razor: Katolu: That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.I want to see a study of what type of behaviors/personalities are correlated with a nose ring in females. The women I've been with who had one have been fun.
Boojum2k: lennavan: Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story windowUh, yeah, actually I do.Eh. She's not coyote ugly, but she ain't hot.
"The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."
So, ten seconds of sex?
AirForceVet: Maybe Mom wanted to see her son naked with a woody?
rickythepenguin: A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.whoa. some context here, folks. not only did your boy fark her crazy, this is how addicted to the cock she was; marana is about, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 45 minutes AT BEST from STV. STV is on the southeasatern outskirts of metro phoenix, Marana a newish subdivision on the outskirts of Tucson. I'm guessing the closest STV point to the closest Marana point is probably as the crow flies, much less the surface streets / I-10, probably 60-65 miles.in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.According to PCSO spokesman Tim Gaffney, the teen's mother was sleeping on Jan. 21 when she heard "knocking a rhythmic slapping sound, with a note of "squishiness", and soft, dovelike coos, with what sounded like "give that shiat to me, papito, it's too good, papito its so big, papi gimme that shiat papito ay!" sounds by the stairs and on the wall" of her San Tan Valley home at about 2 a.m.
rickythepenguin: A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.
433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?
WhoGAS: CSB(?)I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23. She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't). Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to. She was my first.Then I learned she was psycho.During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling. "This should be fun," she said as she sat up. Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.
James10952001: I approve.
skinink: "The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."So, ten seconds of sex?
Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?
JoieD'Zen: 2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.No kidding. I recall mine fondly. I did some young ones but never under 21. Standards and such.Her mistake was going back to the house.
If you like these links, you'll love
Come check out what's behind the curtain.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Nov 22 2017 23:51:35
Runtime: 0.295 sec (294 ms)