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(AZ Family)   If your 15-year-old son's room is a-rocking, don't come a-knocking. Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story window   (azfamily.com) divider line 34
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2014-02-11 05:47:59 PM
8 votes:
Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.

Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.
2014-02-11 05:46:11 PM
3 votes:

Boojum2k: lennavan: Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story window

Uh, yeah, actually I do.

Eh. She's not coyote ugly, but she ain't hot.


For a 15 year old? She's a 10.
2014-02-11 07:19:56 PM
2 votes:

IRQ12: minuslars: 23FPB23: Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.

Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.


Quite frankly I'm ok with this double standard. Has a dude ever really regretted and been traumatized by any sex, ever.

Yea,  probably a lot more often than you think.  A lot of times these situations come about from kids who are already a bit/lot messed up and this type of dysfunction is just an extension of that.

I'm not ok with a double standard but I am ok with minor/adult situations in some sort of family court so a judge(couselors etc) can decide if what the level of consent was and the mental state of those involved.  Arbitrary age limits is really stupid.


The ONLY standard that makes ANY sense is: Post Puberty - Anything Goes.

Yeah, if there's grass on the field, play ball.

Srsly. Maybe civil liability if a coercive power dynamic is present, but otherwise nature is as nature does. And it's not like this would benefit me at all. Not now anyway. But when I was in my teens, things...happened...a couple times with somewhat older and slightly youngers. Whatever. Once the hormones kick in, unless there's coercion, oh farking well. Deal with it. It's not like relationships magically become all easy at day 6206 of your life.
2014-02-11 06:47:40 PM
2 votes:
But soft, what leg through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Keri is on the run.
Arise, fair mum, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, mom, art dat ass.
2014-02-11 06:27:09 PM
2 votes:

Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?


Because she's crazy?
2014-02-11 05:53:44 PM
2 votes:
Lesson: the downside to having sex with older people is that their bones get increasingly brittle with age.
2014-02-11 05:35:23 PM
2 votes:
Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story window

Uh, yeah, actually I do.
2014-02-11 09:22:30 PM
1 votes:
Gee thanks mom.
2014-02-11 08:39:44 PM
1 votes:

inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control


Back when I was in my late teens and early 20s and fooling around with teenage girls it had nothing to do with control. It was just a matter of opportunity, they were attractive girls who were willing to sleep with me. Also there was the allure of the forbidden.

When I was a teen and knew guys my age who were banging older women, they were mostly the aggressive alpha male types going after the forbidden.

True sexual predators may be about the control, but only a portion of these cases involve what I'd consider predators, most if whom are creepy sociopathic older males.
2014-02-11 08:11:05 PM
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: InterruptingQuirk: lasercannon: Poor boy, however will he get over the trauma of being raped. We should make sure that this boy has the best psychiatrists to help him with his emotional problems and low self esteem as a result of this abuse

As he will suffer from this trauma for life, and he will be informed of this fact in the all of the followup therapy sessions.

Yup.

How do you traumatize a kid?
Tell them repeatedly and with a lot of emotion that they're traumatized.


I submitted a story recently (that the mods promptly nuked) about a 16 yr old boy that was caught in bed with his teacher
. Poor bastard wasn't raised by American standards of prudery and was suicidal over the guilt of her going to jail. He was in love with her and traumatised by being told that he had been abused.
His adoptive mother was quoted as saying he just didn't understand how he had been taken advantage of, but someday he would understand.
In the meantime there were shrinks and social workers to f*ck him up morehelp him..
2014-02-11 07:59:22 PM
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: lasercannon: Poor boy, however will he get over the trauma of being raped. We should make sure that this boy has the best psychiatrists to help him with his emotional problems and low self esteem as a result of this abuse

As he will suffer from this trauma for life, and he will be informed of this fact in the all of the followup therapy sessions.


Yup.

How do you traumatize a kid?
Tell them repeatedly and with a lot of emotion that they're traumatized.
2014-02-11 07:58:46 PM
1 votes:

WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.



Why didn't you like it? Did she go in dry?
2014-02-11 07:52:35 PM
1 votes:
I see it in every one of these threads. People wondering why they had to bang a teen when all they had to do is go to any bar to find plenty of adults if she wanted to bang.

You don't get it do you?
It isn't just about the sex.

It is about the thrill of the forbidden.

It is about instant boners.

The fact that most people are in the best shape of their lives in their teens.

Of course, some of these predators are mental.

They can't have a relationship with adults.

They have <ISSUES>
2014-02-11 07:20:58 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."
So, ten seconds of sex?


Ha, maybe the first time, but 15 minutes later, lasted for a good long time. (And that is what she said.)

The kid should have said "Mom, can't I masturbate without you bothering me? Are you some kind of pervert? Quit banging on my door."
2014-02-11 07:01:56 PM
1 votes:

minuslars: 23FPB23: Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.

Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.


Quite frankly I'm ok with this double standard. Has a dude ever really regretted and been traumatized by any sex, ever.


Yes.
2014-02-11 06:44:51 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.


No kidding.  Wifey is 33 and the times have been niiiiiiiiice for the past couple of years.

/cradle rob I did
2014-02-11 06:42:13 PM
1 votes:

23FPB23: Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.

Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.



Quite frankly I'm ok with this double standard. Has a dude ever really regretted and been traumatized by any sex, ever.
2014-02-11 06:39:16 PM
1 votes:
Poor boy, however will he get over the trauma of being raped. We should make sure that this boy has the best psychiatrists to help him with his emotional problems and low self esteem as a result of this abuse
2014-02-11 06:37:39 PM
1 votes:

23FPB23: Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.

Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.


She'll probably get stuck on the sex offender registry, for statutory rape of a minor. That's what I would do if I were the judge, 'cause fair's fair.

on a side-note, what is wrong with these adult women going after 15 year old boys?!? Ladies just go to a bar and snag an adult man, if you're that hard up.

\feminist
2014-02-11 06:24:14 PM
1 votes:
Fattie McFatterson.  No wonder he ankle couldn't support her.
2014-02-11 06:23:04 PM
1 votes:
Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?
2014-02-11 06:19:52 PM
1 votes:

groppet: So she jumps out the window, limps away and then 45 min later comes back? WTF she got away and then comes over to turn herself in.


Probably hoping to get the homeowner to pony up for her medical bills with the homeowners insurance.
2014-02-11 06:19:31 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: skinink: "The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."
So, ten seconds of sex?


Even still, he was going for the hat-trick.

Not bad.


And SHE brought HIM booze. When you were 15 (or hell EVER) did you have a woman bring you booze then sexytime???
2014-02-11 06:16:00 PM
1 votes:
So she jumps out the window, limps away and then 45 min later comes back? WTF she got away and then comes over to turn herself in.
2014-02-11 06:02:38 PM
1 votes:

433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?


I assume she was sitting. Broken ankle and all.
2014-02-11 05:56:52 PM
1 votes:
A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.


whoa.  some context here, folks.  not only did your boy fark her crazy, this is how addicted to the cock she was;  marana is about, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 45 minutes AT BEST from STV.  STV is on the southeasatern outskirts of metro phoenix, Marana a newish subdivision on the outskirts of Tucson.  I'm guessing the closest STV point to the closest Marana point is probably as the crow flies, much less the surface streets  / I-10, probably 60-65 miles.

in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed.  the.  dick.girl be fiending.  FIENDING.  Succubus.  when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission.  no, not a mission of mercy, but a  mission of jizz.

According to PCSO spokesman Tim Gaffney, the teen's mother was sleeping on Jan. 21 when she heard "knocking a rhythmic slapping sound, with a note of "squishiness", and soft, dovelike coos, with what sounded like "give that shiat to me, papito, it's too good, papito its so big, papi gimme that shiat papito ay!" sounds by the stairs and on the wall" of her San Tan Valley home at about 2 a.m.
2014-02-11 05:52:47 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
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2014-02-11 05:51:03 PM
1 votes:

Occam's Disposable Razor: Katolu: That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.

I want to see a study of what type of behaviors/personalities are correlated with a nose ring in females. The women I've been with who had one have been fun.


The one I dated was really sweet for about a month, then became a whack job. Or she was a whack job and acted sweet to lure me in. Or I made her a whack job. Whack job.
2014-02-11 05:48:12 PM
1 votes:

Katolu: That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.


I want to see a study of what type of behaviors/personalities are correlated with a nose ring in females. The women I've been with who had one have been fun.
2014-02-11 05:46:02 PM
1 votes:
That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.
2014-02-11 05:45:13 PM
1 votes:
Crazy eyes.
2014-02-11 05:43:41 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story window

Uh, yeah, actually I do.


Eh. She's not coyote ugly, but she ain't hot.
2014-02-11 05:33:05 PM
1 votes:
i60.tinypic.com
2014-02-11 05:08:18 PM
1 votes:
img713.imageshack.us
 
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