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2014-02-11 08:34:03 PM
 
2014-02-11 08:35:03 PM

phenn: When and why did women jump on the pedo band wagon? Jebus jumping Christ, what could POSSIBLY be sexually enticing about a 15-year old?


Why does a grown man want to screw a ten year old girl? It ain't about sex - it's about power, and control, and domination.
 
2014-02-11 08:38:02 PM
But a 15 year old boy is 50% hormones by weight.  An actual woman offering to have sex with him frequently?  How many 15 year old boys would turn that down, or consider it "abuse" (without being prompted to that idea why someone in authority over them)?
 
2014-02-11 08:39:09 PM

inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control


That doesn't make much sense, since legal ramifications put the control in the hands of the teenager.

When we're talking about teenagers (as opposed to victimizing younger kids), I think lack of maturity and/or mental instability are more common.
 
2014-02-11 08:39:44 PM

inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control


Back when I was in my late teens and early 20s and fooling around with teenage girls it had nothing to do with control. It was just a matter of opportunity, they were attractive girls who were willing to sleep with me. Also there was the allure of the forbidden.

When I was a teen and knew guys my age who were banging older women, they were mostly the aggressive alpha male types going after the forbidden.

True sexual predators may be about the control, but only a portion of these cases involve what I'd consider predators, most if whom are creepy sociopathic older males.
 
2014-02-11 08:45:36 PM
James10952001:

Back when I was in my late teens and early 20s and fooling around with teenage girls it had nothing to do with control. It was just a matter of opportunity, they were attractive girls who were willing to sleep with me.

This.
 
2014-02-11 08:52:30 PM

WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.


CSB
tmsimg.com
 
2014-02-11 09:17:29 PM

Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?


I think she's figured out that, to paraphrase the 80s Night Ranger song, "you know those [18-30-year-old] boys don't wanna play no more with you", and men over 30 either aren't sexually interesting to her, or can see she's crazy.
 
2014-02-11 09:19:04 PM

way south: James10952001: I approve.

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 365x522]

...We looking at the same picture here, or what?

/Thats a rough 34.


Ah, the hallucinations of those brought up on internet porn and air-brushed magazines.

a) No, it isn't.
b) this is a mugshot taken after she just got arrested after breaking her ankle after leaping out a second-story window: did you expect her to look like she was about to go to the prom?
 
2014-02-11 09:21:07 PM
Now mom gets a lawsuit from the woman who broke her ankle on her property.
 
2014-02-11 09:22:30 PM
Gee thanks mom.
 
2014-02-11 09:24:07 PM

433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?


No that's a photo from the kid's phone
 
2014-02-11 09:38:16 PM

Deeya: I slammed a 32 year old when I was 16, but I had enough sense to borrow the car and hit it in a parking lot.


Wait a minute... You were in that episode of "Cops", weren't you?
 
2014-02-11 10:08:36 PM

2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.


Dirty thirties aren't a thing.

Oh wait, I'm married.
 
2014-02-11 11:27:04 PM
OK, I'm confused here. She's not a teacher, or a member of the clergy. WTH was she thinking????
 
2014-02-11 11:38:07 PM

BadReligion: 433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?

I assume she was sitting. Broken ankle and all.


I assumed she was hunching, still in pain, and favoring her good leg.  It looks like the line of her shoulders is canted to one side, probably towards the good leg.  Her head is doing that vulturey thing.
 
2014-02-12 12:54:54 AM
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Approves
 
2014-02-12 01:20:05 AM

433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?


It was mounted on the ceiling for my first arrest, actually. Look up and say cheese.
 
2014-02-12 02:13:39 AM

rickythepenguin: A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.

in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed.  the.  dick.girl be fiending.  FIENDING.  Succubus.  when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission.  no, not a mission of mercy, but a  mission of jizz.


Mission of Jizz... My new band name.
 
2014-02-12 02:50:16 AM

Bruce Campbell: https://www.facebook.com/keri.gonzalez.92


Oh dear.
 
2014-02-12 05:32:59 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: lasercannon: Poor boy, however will he get over the trauma of being raped. We should make sure that this boy has the best psychiatrists to help him with his emotional problems and low self esteem as a result of this abuse

[s21.postimg.org image 283x424]
One of the best.


name please
 
2014-02-12 07:28:07 AM
Not a bookmark.

I'll just sit over there, shall I?
 
2014-02-12 09:15:39 AM

Kiwimann: inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control

That doesn't make much sense, since legal ramifications put the control in the hands of the teenager.

When we're talking about teenagers (as opposed to victimizing younger kids), I think lack of maturity and/or mental instability are more common.


James10952001: inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control

Back when I was in my late teens and early 20s and fooling around with teenage girls it had nothing to do with control. It was just a matter of opportunity, they were attractive girls who were willing to sleep with me. Also there was the allure of the forbidden.

When I was a teen and knew guys my age who were banging older women, they were mostly the aggressive alpha male types going after the forbidden.

True sexual predators may be about the control, but only a portion of these cases involve what I'd consider predators, most if whom are creepy sociopathic older males.


She's a 34 year old bint sleeping with a 15 year old. She is looking to control the relationship, and the sex. She meets a late 20's to upper 30's guy, and she's not going to be in charge of the relationship the same way. The 15 year old is malleable, she's able to take advantage of that to get what she wants. That's all this is, she wants to use the kid to satisfy her control issues. He is insignificant, and she'll do it again. This is classic predatory behavior and has very little to do with sex. She could probably get better sex with a 20 year old college kid that'd bang her like drum for hours. The trick is, the 20 year old wouldn't be as controllable.

With an older guy it would be more of a flow, where she doesn't get to dictate what happens, because (hey, what do you know) he's an adult too and knows what he likes and dislikes. She is a predator, plain and simple.
 
2014-02-12 10:41:59 AM
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2014-02-12 11:42:18 AM

Kiwimann: inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control

That doesn't make much sense, since legal ramifications put the control in the hands of the teenager.

When we're talking about teenagers (as opposed to victimizing younger kids), I think lack of maturity and/or mental instability are more common.


Not too many teens have the legal knowledge to know that. These type of people know what the teens to pick to abuse and will turn the it around so that they will make the teen think they will get in trouble if anybody finds out.
 
2014-02-12 01:00:46 PM

ongbok: Kiwimann: inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control

That doesn't make much sense, since legal ramifications put the control in the hands of the teenager.

When we're talking about teenagers (as opposed to victimizing younger kids), I think lack of maturity and/or mental instability are more common.

Not too many teens have the legal knowledge to know that. These type of people know what the teens to pick to abuse and will turn the it around so that they will make the teen think they will get in trouble if anybody finds out.


I think you underestimate teens. A 15 year old male is not a small child, he's a young man. Lots of my friends were sexually active by the time we were 15 and I would have gladly been too had I known what the hell I was doing.

Those who insist it's about control are projecting. I will freely admit that back when I was younger and dumber but still old enough to know better, I slept with several teenage girls who were legally speaking jailbait and it didnt have a damn thing to do with control. It was entirely opportunity, physical attraction and the forbidden aspect made it exciting for all involved. More than once one of these younger girls was the instigator. I should add that I wasn't the first for any of them, in fact they were pretty much all rather slutty, sometimes I'm amazed I never caught anything.
 
2014-02-12 01:22:19 PM

Igor Jakovsky: WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not going to believe this...

/do they still make Penthouse Forum? Who would read it?


I could never believe it had enough demand to warrant a separate publication.  It was a nice little diversion between sessions, but c'mon.....
 
2014-02-12 02:00:18 PM

Billy Liar: Igor Jakovsky: WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not going to believe this...

/do they still make Penthouse Forum? Who would read it?

I could never believe it had enough demand to warrant a separate publication.  It was a nice little diversion between sessions, but c'mon.....


It was a simpler time. A time before people had video players readily available at their homes. Erotic literature was popular because it could tell a story that just pictures couldn't. The VCR destroyed that.
 
2014-02-12 03:50:14 PM

James10952001: ongbok: Kiwimann: inglixthemad: Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?

Control

That doesn't make much sense, since legal ramifications put the control in the hands of the teenager.

When we're talking about teenagers (as opposed to victimizing younger kids), I think lack of maturity and/or mental instability are more common.

Not too many teens have the legal knowledge to know that. These type of people know what the teens to pick to abuse and will turn the it around so that they will make the teen think they will get in trouble if anybody finds out.

I think you underestimate teens. A 15 year old male is not a small child, he's a young man. Lots of my friends were sexually active by the time we were 15 and I would have gladly been too had I known what the hell I was doing.

Those who insist it's about control are projecting. I will freely admit that back when I was younger and dumber but still old enough to know better, I slept with several teenage girls who were legally speaking jailbait and it didnt have a damn thing to do with control. It was entirely opportunity, physical attraction and the forbidden aspect made it exciting for all involved. More than once one of these younger girls was the instigator. I should add that I wasn't the first for any of them, in fact they were pretty much all rather slutty, sometimes I'm amazed I never caught anything.


Straus & Gelles would disagree with the common assumption. See, fantasy is all well and good. How many teens (who have a hot neighbor) don't fantasize about said neighbor? Male or female, the teens fantasize about hot neighbor. However, when studying teens who had been sexually active with people older than themselves (10 year difference sees the sharpest uptick) the adolescent is harmed. The difference is that Straus (Murray) and Gelles (Richard) would disagree with the common assumption: males are better equipped to deal with this than females.

Quite the opposite:

Adolescent males suffer more lingering bad effects from these relationships. Things like falling grades to increased suicide attempts are more common. Toss in higher rates of substance abuse as well.

Adolescent females don't aren't free from troubles but the number, and severity, of the problems is less. Sharply less in the area of suicide.

Straus and Gelles were unable to form a specific reason as to why this hold true. Speculations include better support systems for the women to males being subjected to gender norm reversal. Again, they don't specifically say what makes the boys suffer more (and more severe) effects from these relationships. No, just that the history and interview shows more (and more severe) effects for a longer period of time.

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The question becomes, why did she pick a 15 year old? Now as far as crazy girl goes, it was about control. She's not some hideous hose-beast, unable to find a date if she even remotely tried. She could walk into a dozen places, like a grocery store, flash a smile and probably get 3 adult male phone numbers in short order. The only thing she'd have to be looking out for at that point would be the telltale wedding band.

Don't tell me miss 34 year old had a magical connection with a kid. She wanted to get farked the way she wanted to get farked. A 20 year old (who'd have banged her for hours if she allowed it) would have his own ideas. A 30 year old, even more ideas and a better id. A 35-40 year old, they'd be on completely equal footing in bed and the guys probably (due to her behavior here) would have a better id. Better yet, all of these are legal.

Oh, and it's a badge of honor for women at 34 to bag a 20 year old guy for regular bedroom action. The only reason to choose the 15 year old is control. You can't have the 15 year old hang out in your bed for a weekend uninterrupted with mom questioning. The 20 year old will let you crash at his place as long as you're jumping him, or at least his mom won't question why he's not home if he says he's going out for a few days. There was literally no other advantage to picking the 15 year old.
 
2014-02-12 04:37:04 PM

ongbok: Billy Liar: Igor Jakovsky: WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not going to believe this...

/do they still make Penthouse Forum? Who would read it?

I could never believe it had enough demand to warrant a separate publication.  It was a nice little diversion between sessions, but c'mon.....

It was a simpler time. A time before people had video players readily available at their homes. Erotic literature was popular because it could tell a story that just pictures couldn't. The VCR destroyed that.


Remember those erotic text files you used to be able to get from BBSs? My friend had a Mac with a speech synthesis program that could sing. One day we got the idea to load one of those porn stories and have it sing it. We both were literally rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Probably wouldn't be as funny anymore now that we're not 16 but it sure was at the time.
 
2014-02-12 05:05:06 PM

James10952001: ongbok: Billy Liar: Igor Jakovsky: WhoGAS: CSB(?)

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23.  She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't).  Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to.  She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling.  "This should be fun," she said as she sat up.  Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I jumped out that friggin' second story window and never looked back.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not going to believe this...

/do they still make Penthouse Forum? Who would read it?

I could never believe it had enough demand to warrant a separate publication.  It was a nice little diversion between sessions, but c'mon.....

It was a simpler time. A time before people had video players readily available at their homes. Erotic literature was popular because it could tell a story that just pictures couldn't. The VCR destroyed that.

Remember those erotic text files you used to be able to get from BBSs? My friend had a Mac with a speech synthesis program that could sing. One day we got the idea to load one of those porn stories and have it sing it. We both were literally rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Probably wouldn't be as funny anymore now that ...


They were all collected and indexed here http://www.asstr.org/ NSFW of course. It's a clean site, mal/gray/spy ware speaking. Doesn't get updated very much anymore since there are sites that will pay for people to write stories with prettier html than this one. This site also doesn't censor any subject matter, so if you ever saw it on a BBS or on Usenet, it will probably be there.

I know you weren't necessarily looking or asking for this per se, but as many know, the mind is the most erogenous zone.
 
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