AugieDoggyDaddy: So the guy basically said "Please put me in jail." And they obliged him, based solely on a vauge threat that he himself provided to them. Why didn't the law just say "Aw, silly buuger. Run along now. Come back and see us when you've really done something bad. There's a good lad"
Starshines: I love the little note tacked on to the end seemingly for the sole purpose of making Morrissey look like a tool./HUGE Smiths fan.
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