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(HyperVocal)   Have you ever thought, "I'd love for Billy Ray Cyrus to remake Achy Breaky Heart, but even worse?" You're in luck   (hypervocal.com) divider line 54
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2014-02-11 05:34:08 PM
No.
 
2014-02-11 05:56:01 PM
www.tinygif.com
 
2014-02-11 06:04:52 PM
Little black boy with a fishing pole? Good God!
 
2014-02-11 06:05:21 PM
I might check it out if Dread Zeppelin were to record a version of it.

Or Motorhead.
 
2014-02-11 06:10:23 PM
With so many copies of that song sold, I wouldn't be surprised if in every dream home an Achy Breaky Heart
 
2014-02-11 06:13:17 PM
That song should have been buried 20 feet deep with a ton of quicklime.
 
2014-02-11 06:14:33 PM
He should have gone with these guys as a backup band:
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-11 06:14:56 PM
If that song was any more out of touch, it would have started with "my name's Billy Cyrus and I'm here to say..." and would include the line "I'm rapping".
 
2014-02-11 06:15:07 PM

Secret Agent X23: I might check it out if Dread Zeppelin were to record a version of it.

Or Motorhead.


Ha, awesome audio imagining of Kenny singing that!
 
2014-02-11 06:15:45 PM

MFAWG: Secret Agent X23: I might check it out if Dread Zeppelin were to record a version of it.

Or Motorhead.

Ha, awesome audio imagining of Kenny singing that!


Er, Lemmy even.
 
2014-02-11 06:18:11 PM

MFAWG: MFAWG: Secret Agent X23: I might check it out if Dread Zeppelin were to record a version of it.

Or Motorhead.

Ha, awesome audio imagining of Kenny singing that!

Er, Lemmy even.



Although a Kenny Rogers cover could be decent.
 
2014-02-11 06:18:12 PM
One of the few times when I can't even listen to the Weird Al parody.
 
2014-02-11 06:30:14 PM
Oh ffs....
 
2014-02-11 06:33:39 PM
I'm amazed it isn't Miley singing the remake.
 
2014-02-11 06:41:25 PM

enry: One of the few times when I can't even listen to the Weird Al parody.


I am guessing you skipped the video.  Good for you, subby under sold how bad it is.  It is the first time a music video really did make me sick.  I had to pull up the Weird Al parody to cleanse my palate somewhat.
 
2014-02-11 06:50:40 PM
only if it's a duet with a naked Miley
 
2014-02-11 06:52:44 PM

lack of warmth: enry: One of the few times when I can't even listen to the Weird Al parody.

I am guessing you skipped the video.  Good for you, subby under sold how bad it is.  It is the first time a music video really did make me sick.  I had to pull up the Weird Al parody to cleanse my palate somewhat.


The version from the Crank soundtrack was oddly fun to listen to, but that's probably due to the mental image of Jason Statham headbanging to it in a cab.
 
2014-02-11 06:59:07 PM

fusillade762: No.


Done in one.
 
2014-02-11 07:02:28 PM
Well, I made it longer through that video than I thought. Naturally I skipped over the initial useless minute and then upon hearing the actual song I made it 10 whole seconds before I felt a piece of my soul die...and I'm an atheist.
 
2014-02-11 07:03:14 PM
This proves once and for all that there is no God.
 
2014-02-11 07:10:02 PM

wellreadneck: Little black boy with a fishing pole? Good God!


I read the comments before reading TFA. I didn't believe you. Please forgive me.

So help me deity-of-your-choice, that was awful. I lasted about twenty seconds into the actual *song*.
 
2014-02-11 07:10:49 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: only if it's a duet with a naked Miley


Well, wasn't she the half-naked alien girl he slapped on the ass and french kissed in that video?
 
2014-02-11 07:12:20 PM
Tying in to what's hot in the music scene? Worked for Aerosmith, didn't work for the Beach Boys, ain't working for you, Billy Ray...

/Noah, your turn on the pole...
 
2014-02-11 07:32:23 PM

Secret Agent X23: I might check it out if Dread Zeppelin were to record a version of it.

Or Motorhead.


Tortelvis > Lemmy

/Yeah, I went there.
//No. I'm not serious
///Tortelvis rocks, though.
 
2014-02-11 07:42:03 PM
 
2014-02-11 07:49:46 PM
I'm surprised I didn't see Miley amongst the background dancers.
 
2014-02-11 07:49:53 PM
He should team up with Chris Gaines.
 
2014-02-11 07:51:10 PM

TerrorTony: Tying in to what's hot in the music scene? Worked for Aerosmith, didn't work for the Beach Boys, ain't working for you, Billy Ray...

/Noah, your turn on the pole...


Already been done.

www.theworldsbestever.com

/as I recall, she was on the pole before her older sister
 
2014-02-11 08:26:08 PM
That was brutally torturous.  Like let's quickly amend the Geneva Convention painful.
 
2014-02-11 08:29:17 PM

jso2897: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0JWqIZcyBo


Came here to say this. Let's rid the world of these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Coming up on twenty years on the 26th...
 
2014-02-11 08:29:23 PM
Kill it with fire!
 
2014-02-11 08:31:02 PM
Most of you guys probably turned it off before you got to it, but I swear to god the rapper guy said something about Miley twerking. Nope, that's not creepy to have in your song at all, dad.
 
2014-02-11 08:37:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Paging Mr. Hicks...Paging Mr. Hicks...
 
2014-02-11 08:50:02 PM

SubBass49: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 299x344]

Paging Mr. Hicks...Paging Mr. Hicks...


Man I miss that guy.
 
2014-02-11 08:58:09 PM

milkyshirt: Most of you guys probably turned it off before you got to it, but I swear to god the rapper guy said something about Miley twerking. Nope, that's not creepy to have in your song at all, dad.


i heard the words "wrecking ball" at some point in the video
 
2014-02-11 09:00:05 PM

aevorea: I'm amazed it isn't Miley singing the remake.



Yeah, that's what I was expecting.. or some weird duo of her and her dad doing it... like a much creepier "Unforgettable"
 
2014-02-11 09:51:26 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-02-11 09:52:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-11 10:06:43 PM
I wonder how much they paid ol Larry king to appear in that POS video anyway?

and I understand "riding the nostalgia wave", but some things are better left alone. "Achy breaky heart" SUCKED to begin with and I used to hate it when they played it at our Jr high dances. Go away, Billy Ray and take Miley with you!
 
2014-02-11 10:18:50 PM

SubBass49: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 299x344]

Paging Mr. Hicks...Paging Mr. Hicks...


Uh, look about ten posts upthread.........
 
2014-02-11 10:19:13 PM

Dragonflew: If that song was any more out of touch, it would have started with "my name's Billy Cyrus and I'm here to say..." and would include the line "I'm rapping".


"I'm rappin, I'm rappin, I'm rappin-T-rappin."
 
2014-02-11 10:26:46 PM
Well, I watched and it didn't kill me... yet.

Just think of how many people that gave that creation a go ahead. How many people said "This is going to be HUGE"
 
2014-02-11 10:51:38 PM
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-12 12:02:37 AM
I tried about 15 seconds of the video & even that was too much.
Semi-related story. When the song was really big me & a couple a guys were at a local hole in the wall bar. A couple of fat chicks had it on the jukebox singing along to it. The worse part was they had it on repeat & played the song three times. My buddy Jerry was getting pissed & I saw him go over & pump some quarters in the jukebox. After the third playing I hear this familiar sitar sound and The Door's  The End kicks in. For several agonizing minutes the girls went from merrily drunk to please put me out of my misery. At the end of the song you could see the look on their faces that said, "Thank farkin' God that's over." Then after the song is over this familiar sitar sound comes back again. The couldn't leave fast enough.
/CSB
//too much typing
 
2014-02-12 12:43:19 AM

Dragonflew: If that song was any more out of touch, it would have started with "my name's Billy Cyrus and I'm here to say..." and would include the line "I'm rapping".


Billy Ray concert machine
Fast efficient super clean
 
2014-02-12 01:07:34 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 03:00:02 AM

LewDux: With so many copies of that song sold, I wouldn't be surprised if in every dream home an Achy Breaky Heart


Depends on your standard of living.
 
2014-02-12 03:51:48 AM

23FPB23: LewDux: With so many copies of that song sold, I wouldn't be surprised if in every dream home an Achy Breaky Heart

Depends on your standard of living.


Which depends on inflation
 
2014-02-12 08:33:14 AM

baconbeard: This proves once and for all that there is no God.


Billy Ray Cyrus's first foray in fame did that already.
 
2014-02-12 09:27:58 AM
clutch.mtv.com
 
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