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(NBC News)   Explosion in Pakistan porn theater kills 11. So what does Pakistani porn look like?   ( divider line
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2014-02-11 05:15:35 PM  
20 votes:

2014-02-11 05:17:35 PM  
9 votes:
All jokes aside, the porn industry in Pakistan is booming.
2014-02-11 05:29:29 PM  
8 votes:
2014-02-11 05:15:40 PM  
6 votes:
I'm guessing hairy.
2014-02-11 05:37:48 PM  
5 votes:
Typing sex into pornhub is like googling the letter e
2014-02-11 05:34:04 PM  
4 votes:
2014-02-11 05:20:12 PM  
4 votes:

They pay 20 Rupees to enter the porn theatre, where they see the above porn actresses on the screen, and they use their imagination for 90 minutes and then leave. What other Pakistani porn is there?
2014-02-11 05:41:29 PM  
3 votes:
2014-02-11 05:29:47 PM  
3 votes:
Hair. Hair everywhere.
Remember 70's porn?
Like that but fuzzier.
And it smells bad.
Real bad.
There is hair everywhere.
I saw a cat choke to death just watching one once.
2014-02-11 05:28:57 PM  
3 votes:
Paki porn looks just like Ron Jeremy, and that's just the girls.
2014-02-11 05:20:58 PM  
3 votes:
Shouldn't this headline have a "Photoshop" tag?
2014-02-11 07:10:52 PM  
2 votes:

xevian: Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".

Well, they've been farked by the Japanese many times... Maybe they're starting to like it.

/Too Soon?
//Unit 731
2014-02-11 06:15:21 PM  
2 votes:

Check out the knockers on that one...
2014-02-11 05:36:59 PM  
2 votes:
The girl's sock falls down in public, and all the female in her house are executed

/not even sure which culture I'm mocking
// use to work for a paki, nice guy
2014-02-11 05:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-11 05:23:48 PM  
2 votes:
Animal husbandry
2014-02-11 05:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
He fixes the satellite dish?
2014-02-11 05:18:58 PM  
2 votes:
Bare ankles.
2014-02-11 05:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

youmightberight: Think Bollywood with less budget.

The highlight is a big song-and-dance number?
2014-02-11 05:17:00 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-11 07:48:28 PM  
1 vote:

Oh yeah baby, take none of it off.
2014-02-11 07:26:35 PM  
1 vote:

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?

The sombrero I got for Christmas is too beeg.
2014-02-11 07:25:31 PM  
1 vote:

Totes magotes!
2014-02-11 07:21:35 PM  
1 vote:
What porn in Pakiland may look like:
2014-02-11 06:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
Ask Karim and Jahar...
2014-02-11 06:39:29 PM  
1 vote:
Probably a bit like this:
2014-02-11 06:32:41 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently, if I understand Arabic slang, it must look a lot like this.
2014-02-11 06:06:24 PM  
1 vote:

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?

They like beeg women.
2014-02-11 05:52:14 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know what it looks like normally,

but in this case:
2014-02-11 05:44:42 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if Johnny Wadd is on the case...
2014-02-11 05:38:40 PM  
1 vote:

anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Girls peeing in bed
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.

---Useless without pictures

/ I'll take a seat as soon as I get some disenfectant
2014-02-11 05:32:58 PM  
1 vote:
Pakistani? I hardly knew her.
2014-02-11 05:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
They have porn in  Pakistan? That means they are on their way to Western Normalcy.

Porn is saving the world, one sticky theatre floor at a time. Those men who lost their lives are god damn heroes.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.
2014-02-11 05:25:35 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know subby, so I clicked the link all excited to see and scrolled all the way down to find a video about children paying the price of war in Syria and there was a picture of a kid without arms.
2014-02-11 05:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
Forgot about this:
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
2014-02-11 05:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
That's a hell of a money shot
2014-02-11 05:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
So what does Pakistani porn look like?

Hmmm... if I know my porn, and I think I do, I imagine it's a lot like the rest of the world's porn.
2014-02-11 05:17:34 PM  
1 vote:
Lots of sheets and animal noises.
2014-02-11 05:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
Think Bollywood with less budget.
2014-02-11 05:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard of blowing your load, but this is ridiculous.
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