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2014-02-11 05:15:35 PM  
A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*
 
2014-02-11 05:15:40 PM  
I'm guessing hairy.
 
2014-02-11 05:15:43 PM  
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+1 Mods

[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2014-02-11 05:15:46 PM  
All at once?
 
2014-02-11 05:16:29 PM  
I've heard of blowing your load, but this is ridiculous.
 
2014-02-11 05:16:36 PM  
Sounds orgasmic.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:00 PM  
www.fastdecals.com
 
2014-02-11 05:17:18 PM  
Think Bollywood with less budget.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:34 PM  
Lots of sheets and animal noises.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:35 PM  
All jokes aside, the porn industry in Pakistan is booming.
 
2014-02-11 05:18:10 PM  

youmightberight: Think Bollywood with less budget.


The highlight is a big song-and-dance number?
 
2014-02-11 05:18:17 PM  
Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter
 
2014-02-11 05:18:58 PM  
Bare ankles.
 
2014-02-11 05:19:03 PM  

ransack.: Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter


Oops link tossed and I didn't preview.. sorry for wasting everyone's time.
 
2014-02-11 05:19:52 PM  
So what does Pakistani porn look like?

Hmmm... if I know my porn, and I think I do, I imagine it's a lot like the rest of the world's porn.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 05:20:07 PM  
Hopefully includes air freshners and soap, water, perfumes, and shaving implements.
 
2014-02-11 05:20:12 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

They pay 20 Rupees to enter the porn theatre, where they see the above porn actresses on the screen, and they use their imagination for 90 minutes and then leave. What other Pakistani porn is there?
 
2014-02-11 05:20:12 PM  

ransack.: Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter


I'm going to have to ask you to make that link work.  Because....science.

/lazy
//also, ass
///three
 
2014-02-11 05:20:38 PM  
Probably pretty good.
 
2014-02-11 05:20:44 PM  

super_grass: A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*


is that before or after you pull out?
 
2014-02-11 05:20:58 PM  
Shouldn't this headline have a "Photoshop" tag?
 
2014-02-11 05:21:18 PM  

MightyPez: So what does Pakistani porn look like?

Hmmm... if I know my porn, and I think I do, I imagine it's a lot like the rest of the world's porn.


Malagasy porn emphasizes inverted nipples
 
2014-02-11 05:21:31 PM  
I'm guessing the 'victims' longed for an explosion to relieve them of the abject horror of Pakistani pron.
 
2014-02-11 05:23:03 PM  
That's a hell of a money shot
 
2014-02-11 05:23:22 PM  
He fixes the satellite dish?
 
2014-02-11 05:23:48 PM  
Animal husbandry
 
2014-02-11 05:24:01 PM  

super_grass: A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*


Booyah!  Dun in one!!
 
2014-02-11 05:24:40 PM  
Forgot about this:  img.fark.net
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#
 
2014-02-11 05:25:35 PM  
I don't know subby, so I clicked the link all excited to see and scrolled all the way down to find a video about children paying the price of war in Syria and there was a picture of a kid without arms.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-11 05:26:44 PM  
Is there peanut butter involved?
 
2014-02-11 05:28:44 PM  

super_grass: Forgot about this: 
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#


Why don't you just go to a porn site and type that in, if you want to know where it leads?
 
2014-02-11 05:28:57 PM  
Paki porn looks just like Ron Jeremy, and that's just the girls.
 
2014-02-11 05:29:02 PM  

lennavan: I don't know subby, so I clicked the link all excited to see and scrolled all the way down to find a video about children paying the price of war in Syria and there was a picture of a kid without arms.


Was he placid and jawless and on a leash?
 
2014-02-11 05:29:29 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 05:29:47 PM  
Hair. Hair everywhere.
Remember 70's porn?
Like that but fuzzier.
And it smells bad.
Real bad.
There is hair everywhere.
I saw a cat choke to death just watching one once.
 
2014-02-11 05:31:31 PM  
Wandering if bombing was done by ultra-fundamentalist Muslim group wishing to punish those who sin against Allah and watch that Western-inspired pornography.
 
2014-02-11 05:32:25 PM  

Molavian: [i184.photobucket.com image 500x282]


NSFW!!one1!!!11
 
2014-02-11 05:32:42 PM  
They have porn in  Pakistan? That means they are on their way to Western Normalcy.

Porn is saving the world, one sticky theatre floor at a time. Those men who lost their lives are god damn heroes.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.
 
2014-02-11 05:32:55 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 05:32:58 PM  
Pakistani? I hardly knew her.
 
2014-02-11 05:33:07 PM  

super_grass: Someone explain #10 for me.


Maybe Anne Hathaway is popular in Pakistan?  She has a couple topless scenes in the movie Havoc (GIS, NSFW)
 
2014-02-11 05:33:35 PM  
According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.
 
2014-02-11 05:34:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 05:34:18 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-11 05:35:45 PM  
They don't have the internet in Pakistan?
 
2014-02-11 05:36:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

I don't know but this is making me moist...

/it's Scottish food but still...
 
2014-02-11 05:36:26 PM  

anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.


No. 1 in searches for "sex"?

Are they 186th in literacy too?
 
2014-02-11 05:36:59 PM  
The girl's sock falls down in public, and all the female in her house are executed

/not even sure which culture I'm mocking
// use to work for a paki, nice guy
 
2014-02-11 05:37:42 PM  

whiterrabbit: Shouldn't this headline have a "Photoshop" tag?


Came here looking for this.

/hoping the usual PS suspects take it seriously
 
2014-02-11 05:37:48 PM  
Typing sex into pornhub is like googling the letter e
 
2014-02-11 05:38:40 PM  

anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.


---Useless without pictures

/ I'll take a seat as soon as I get some disenfectant
 
2014-02-11 05:39:16 PM  
I don't even want to know what it looks like, but if it's anything like my coworkers, it does NOT smell good.
 
2014-02-11 05:39:31 PM  
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10630969/Insid e-Peshawars-last-porn-cinema.html Link
/SFW and very interesting
 
2014-02-11 05:40:54 PM  

super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#


Global Internet Porn Habits

Wow Someone tracks this and provides stats? We live in an amazing time.
 
2014-02-11 05:41:12 PM  
Molavian:

Thanks, Smokey!
 
2014-02-11 05:41:29 PM  
imgs.tuts.dragoart.com
 
2014-02-11 05:41:53 PM  

super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#


Girls peeing in bed? What?
 
2014-02-11 05:42:21 PM  
I remember seeing an interview with a military officer who was responsible for "negotiating" with various Afghani and Pakistani tribal leaders and whatnot for information about insurgents or other high value targets.  He said something to the effect of  "They obviously want cold, hard American cash, but that he had also never dealt with any of them that didn't demand various types of pornography along with that cash".....They would almost spit in his American, Imperial-ist, Zion-ist face, but would always take his money and definitely his porn....and then give up their own mother if they thought they could get more....
 
2014-02-11 05:44:12 PM  
This is what happens when you don't masturbate. The moment you see something sexy, you built-up sexual frustration explodes and kills others.
 
2014-02-11 05:44:41 PM  
Hack Patooey:

Trivia time! Anyone remember this character's name?
 
2014-02-11 05:44:42 PM  
I wonder if Johnny Wadd is on the case...
 
2014-02-11 05:44:45 PM  

Here's a picture of Madison Ivy, Kourtney Kane, Lisa Ann and Sophia Santi in a scene from "Please Plow me, Pakistani !"


static.ddmcdn.com

 
2014-02-11 05:45:16 PM  
Wow, that place looks about what I would expect for a Pakistani pr0n theater. Doesn't even LOOK liked it's been touched by a grenade.
 
2014-02-11 05:45:39 PM  
Does it look like Priya Rai porn?

/Yeah, yeah.  I know that she is Indian-American
 
2014-02-11 05:46:59 PM  

miss diminutive: super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Girls peeing in bed? What?


Water sports is big over there
 
2014-02-11 05:47:12 PM  
I heard this on NPR top of the hour news this AM.  The story never mentioned pornography, but the correspondent did mention the casualties in "the male audience."  I recall thinking aren't women allowed to go to the movies in Pakistan, or are the theaters segregated like mosques?

Now I know the whole story...
 
2014-02-11 05:49:04 PM  
 
2014-02-11 05:51:25 PM  
What the hell is a beeg?
 
2014-02-11 05:52:05 PM  

miss diminutive: super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Girls peeing in bed? What?


I thought that oddly specific to be #5
 
2014-02-11 05:52:14 PM  
I don't know what it looks like normally,

but in this case:

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-11 05:52:15 PM  
Hack Patooey:

Dammit, I was drinking as I saw this. I almost choked!
 
2014-02-11 05:54:59 PM  
It looks like "GAAAAAH! NOBODY SHOULD BE THAT HAIRY!!!1!"

I say that as a very hairy mail Caucasian.

/I trim
//a lot
 
2014-02-11 05:55:10 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


Camel toe ?
 
2014-02-11 05:55:35 PM  

StymieMotJuste: They have porn in  Pakistan? That means they are on their way to Western Normalcy.

Porn is saving the world, one sticky theatre floor at a time. Those men who lost their lives are god damn heroes.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.


they certainly are. may god rest their soles
 
2014-02-11 06:02:50 PM  

brimed03: Hack Patooey:

Trivia time! Anyone remember this character's name?


i know I know!
 
2014-02-11 06:05:01 PM  

GreenSun: This is what happens when you don't masturbate. The moment you see something sexy, your built-up sexual frustration explodes and kills others.


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-11 06:06:24 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


They like beeg women.
 
2014-02-11 06:08:02 PM  

Hack Patooey: brimed03: Hack Patooey:

Trivia time! Anyone remember this character's name?

i know I know!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gossamer_%28Looney_Tunes%29
 
2014-02-11 06:08:23 PM  

brimed03: Hack Patooey:

Trivia time! Anyone remember this character's name?


I didn't know it had a name.  (looked it up... not sure how they came up with that for a name for a big red furry thing... not a thin, light, see-through fabric or like spider webs at all)
 
2014-02-11 06:09:12 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


www.squidmobile.com
 
2014-02-11 06:14:58 PM  
ba-donk-a-donkey?
 
2014-02-11 06:15:21 PM  
sbabzy.com

Check out the knockers on that one...
 
2014-02-11 06:21:50 PM  

GungFu: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]


They pay 20 Rupees to enter the porn theatre, where they see the above porn actresses on the screen, and they use their imagination for 90 minutes and then leave. What other Pakistani porn is there?



It's a damn sight better than American porn made with American performers.
i35.photobucket.com

/mea culpa for the smoking hot pic. by means of apology have the 71st adult film awards in memorial - SFW, but only just barely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdv0bQVV8s0
 
2014-02-11 06:26:06 PM  
 
2014-02-11 06:32:41 PM  
Apparently, if I understand Arabic slang, it must look a lot like this.

carlos.emory.edu
 
2014-02-11 06:38:03 PM  
Someone sent me a photo of a woman in a burquaa, modified with cut-out crotch and titties.
I'm not going to search for it though.
 
2014-02-11 06:39:29 PM  
Probably a bit like this:

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 06:40:40 PM  
www.pornistanthemovie.com
 
2014-02-11 06:41:30 PM  

miss diminutive: super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Girls peeing in bed? What?


Ah yes. Because Rule 34. And I would add to Rule 34 "as well as all inconceivable subjects."
 
2014-02-11 06:43:17 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


I'm pretty sure it's a soft g.
 
2014-02-11 06:44:52 PM  

Badgers: Probably a bit like this:


Evolutionary throwback
 
2014-02-11 06:49:13 PM  
Ask Karim and Jahar...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-11 06:50:32 PM  
A victoria's secret ad. With burkas.
 
2014-02-11 07:02:21 PM  

Badgers: Probably a bit like this:

[i41.tinypic.com image 395x400]


That HAS to be a man!
 
2014-02-11 07:02:32 PM  

super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#


Japan #1 search "Japanese". Japan knows whats up.

Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".
 
2014-02-11 07:09:26 PM  

xevian: super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Japan #1 search "Japanese". Japan knows whats up.

Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".


Considering China's less than happy relationship with Japan, all those terrible noises that Japanese girls make must be the attraction.
 
2014-02-11 07:10:52 PM  

xevian: Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".


Well, they've been farked by the Japanese many times... Maybe they're starting to like it.

/Too Soon?
//Unit 731
 
2014-02-11 07:17:59 PM  

anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.


Holy crap.  If they're gonna be this farked up anyway, maybe we should chuck a couple nukes over there.  They're already worse than Japan!
 
2014-02-11 07:19:52 PM  

AdrienVeidt: anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.

Holy crap.  If they're gonna be this farked up anyway, maybe we should chuck a couple nukes over there.  They're already worse than Japan!


Maybe they're googling these to see just how farked up an enemy the west really is, and how efforts must be continued to prevent such depravity from destroying their own country?
 
2014-02-11 07:21:27 PM  

Badgers: xevian: Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".

Well, they've been farked by the Japanese many times... Maybe they're starting to like it.

/Too Soon?
//Unit 731


The only Asian country that DOESN'T have "Japanese" in the top 10 is Korea.
For some reason they dig Lisa Ann, though...
 
2014-02-11 07:21:35 PM  
What porn in Pakiland may look like:

workout-lifestyle.com
 
2014-02-11 07:21:47 PM  

ransack.: super_grass: Forgot about this: 
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Why don't you just go to a porn site and type that in, if you want to know where it leads?


This from the guy who doesn't preview his links after calling subby lazy..pfftt.

And you want to be my latex salesman.
 
2014-02-11 07:25:31 PM  
garivernetwork.files.wordpress.com


Totes magotes!
 
2014-02-11 07:26:35 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


The sombrero I got for Christmas is too beeg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PDlmEnF9I
 
2014-02-11 07:30:46 PM  

FunkOut: xevian: super_grass: Forgot about this:  [img.fark.net image 701x634]
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#

Japan #1 search "Japanese". Japan knows whats up.

Find it funny though, China #1 is "Japanese".

Considering China's less than happy relationship with Japan, all those terrible noises that Japanese girls make must be the attraction.


Really its son annoying, I wonder if its a cultural thing.  Plus their vaginas are pixeled out.
 
2014-02-11 07:37:30 PM  
Am I in before Randy Marsh in front of the computer?
 
2014-02-11 07:38:53 PM  
And yet not one peep about having to swear under oath that you didn't reduce headcount due to OobamaCare.  At some point, wiberals need to be honest with themselves and this moran that THEY elected TWICE!!!!! Unfarking believable!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/11/thought-police-firms-must- s wear-obamacare-not-factor-in-firings/
 
2014-02-11 07:40:40 PM  
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/four-players-banne d- iranian-women-national-team-failing-144334186--sow.html

"The country's football governing body is bringing in the random checks after it was revealed that several leading players - including four in the national women's team - were either men who had not completed sex change operations, or were suffering from sexual development disorders."



Wow porn in a Muslim country? This is the second strange story out of 'huge' Muslim country. The link above tells a story about gender tests in Iran and 'sex change' operations? Who would even believe it? Not me coontil now).
 
2014-02-11 07:48:28 PM  
www.farzanawahidy.com

Oh yeah baby, take none of it off.
 
2014-02-11 07:50:45 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?


A website that posts 8-minute samples of videos with links to the websites that sell access to the whole videos.
 
2014-02-11 07:58:28 PM  
 
2014-02-11 08:26:20 PM  

toraque: All jokes aside, the porn industry in Pakistan is booming.



Thanks! That was awesome!
 
2014-02-11 08:37:50 PM  

lenfromak: What the hell is a beeg?



seventiesmusic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-11 08:38:05 PM  
OK  I didnt see any real answers, so I will be the guy to do it

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB3cG3KSI0k

NSFW
 
2014-02-11 08:39:54 PM  
I like that Indian is number 2.  They don't much care for each other except for their women I guess.
 
2014-02-11 08:58:19 PM  
They all live with their mothers and can't have straight sex outside marriage. Add the fact that about 20% of them aren't wealthy enough to marry and there's going to be a lot of interest in porn. I'm guessing computer sales/thefts will spike in Peshawar.
 
2014-02-11 09:00:07 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: I like that Indian is number 2.  They don't much care for each other except for their women I guess.


Hate farking is the same the world over.
 
2014-02-11 09:26:52 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: I like that Indian is number 2.  They don't much care for each other except for their women I guess.


at the end of one of the articles listed...they basically say it is because she is punjabi.
 
2014-02-11 09:30:10 PM  
1. I would have gone with "Blast in Pakistan porn theater kills 11".
2. I'm guessing it's "rape your female relative" followed by an honor killing.

Nothing funny about #2.
 
2014-02-11 09:34:21 PM  
Note to self: check out Pakistani porn.
 
2014-02-11 11:17:53 PM  

Mean Daddy: And yet not one peep about having to swear under oath that you didn't reduce headcount due to OobamaCare.  At some point, wiberals need to be honest with themselves and this moran that THEY elected TWICE!!!!! Unfarking believable!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/11/thought-police-firms-must- s wear-obamacare-not-factor-in-firings/


I'm guessing you're posting in the wrong thread... but I'm not a bit surprised someone like you is checking up on a thread about pakistani porn.
 
2014-02-12 01:02:26 AM  
those dudes are all gaylords
 
2014-02-12 01:05:39 AM  
Ewww sticky seats


media1.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-02-12 01:08:16 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Apparently, if I understand Arabic slang, it must look a lot like this.

[carlos.emory.edu image 150x106]


They don't speak Arabic in Pakistan.
 
2014-02-12 01:26:09 AM  
Those weren't the first blasts this theater has seen.
 
2014-02-12 02:35:47 AM  
http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/sniglets.htm

Cinemuck - n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
 
2014-02-12 04:17:01 AM  

Gordon Bennett: the 71st adult film awards


What?! You mean the first ones would have been in...1940?!

/assuming they took a few years off for WW2
 
2014-02-12 05:29:56 AM  
Not a single pachyderm.  You're slipping fark.
 
2014-02-12 11:55:44 AM  

Bucky Katt: TheShavingofOccam123: Apparently, if I understand Arabic slang, it must look a lot like this.

[carlos.emory.edu image 150x106]

They don't speak Arabic in Pakistan.


Not any more.

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