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(NBC News)   Explosion in Pakistan porn theater kills 11. So what does Pakistani porn look like?   (nbcnews.com) divider line 129
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2014-02-11 05:15:35 PM  
A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*
 
2014-02-11 05:15:40 PM  
I'm guessing hairy.
 
2014-02-11 05:15:43 PM  
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+1 Mods

[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2014-02-11 05:15:46 PM  
All at once?
 
2014-02-11 05:16:29 PM  
I've heard of blowing your load, but this is ridiculous.
 
2014-02-11 05:16:36 PM  
Sounds orgasmic.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:00 PM  
www.fastdecals.com
 
2014-02-11 05:17:18 PM  
Think Bollywood with less budget.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:34 PM  
Lots of sheets and animal noises.
 
2014-02-11 05:17:35 PM  
All jokes aside, the porn industry in Pakistan is booming.
 
2014-02-11 05:18:10 PM  

youmightberight: Think Bollywood with less budget.


The highlight is a big song-and-dance number?
 
2014-02-11 05:18:17 PM  
Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter
 
2014-02-11 05:18:58 PM  
Bare ankles.
 
2014-02-11 05:19:03 PM  

ransack.: Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter


Oops link tossed and I didn't preview.. sorry for wasting everyone's time.
 
2014-02-11 05:19:52 PM  
So what does Pakistani porn look like?

Hmmm... if I know my porn, and I think I do, I imagine it's a lot like the rest of the world's porn.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 05:20:07 PM  
Hopefully includes air freshners and soap, water, perfumes, and shaving implements.
 
2014-02-11 05:20:12 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

They pay 20 Rupees to enter the porn theatre, where they see the above porn actresses on the screen, and they use their imagination for 90 minutes and then leave. What other Pakistani porn is there?
 
2014-02-11 05:20:12 PM  

ransack.: Like this NSFW

Lazy-ass submitter


I'm going to have to ask you to make that link work.  Because....science.

/lazy
//also, ass
///three
 
2014-02-11 05:20:38 PM  
Probably pretty good.
 
2014-02-11 05:20:44 PM  

super_grass: A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*


is that before or after you pull out?
 
2014-02-11 05:20:58 PM  
Shouldn't this headline have a "Photoshop" tag?
 
2014-02-11 05:21:18 PM  

MightyPez: So what does Pakistani porn look like?

Hmmm... if I know my porn, and I think I do, I imagine it's a lot like the rest of the world's porn.


Malagasy porn emphasizes inverted nipples
 
2014-02-11 05:21:31 PM  
I'm guessing the 'victims' longed for an explosion to relieve them of the abject horror of Pakistani pron.
 
2014-02-11 05:23:03 PM  
That's a hell of a money shot
 
2014-02-11 05:23:22 PM  
He fixes the satellite dish?
 
2014-02-11 05:23:48 PM  
Animal husbandry
 
2014-02-11 05:24:01 PM  

super_grass: A PETTING ZOO

*rimshot*


Booyah!  Dun in one!!
 
2014-02-11 05:24:40 PM  
Forgot about this:  img.fark.net
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#
 
2014-02-11 05:25:35 PM  
I don't know subby, so I clicked the link all excited to see and scrolled all the way down to find a video about children paying the price of war in Syria and there was a picture of a kid without arms.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-11 05:26:44 PM  
Is there peanut butter involved?
 
2014-02-11 05:28:44 PM  

super_grass: Forgot about this: 
Someone explain #10 for me.

NSFW if you actually search for pronz.
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#


Why don't you just go to a porn site and type that in, if you want to know where it leads?
 
2014-02-11 05:28:57 PM  
Paki porn looks just like Ron Jeremy, and that's just the girls.
 
2014-02-11 05:29:02 PM  

lennavan: I don't know subby, so I clicked the link all excited to see and scrolled all the way down to find a video about children paying the price of war in Syria and there was a picture of a kid without arms.


Was he placid and jawless and on a leash?
 
2014-02-11 05:29:29 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 05:29:47 PM  
Hair. Hair everywhere.
Remember 70's porn?
Like that but fuzzier.
And it smells bad.
Real bad.
There is hair everywhere.
I saw a cat choke to death just watching one once.
 
2014-02-11 05:31:31 PM  
Wandering if bombing was done by ultra-fundamentalist Muslim group wishing to punish those who sin against Allah and watch that Western-inspired pornography.
 
2014-02-11 05:32:25 PM  

Molavian: [i184.photobucket.com image 500x282]


NSFW!!one1!!!11
 
2014-02-11 05:32:42 PM  
They have porn in  Pakistan? That means they are on their way to Western Normalcy.

Porn is saving the world, one sticky theatre floor at a time. Those men who lost their lives are god damn heroes.

It's a wonderful time to be alive.
 
2014-02-11 05:32:55 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 05:32:58 PM  
Pakistani? I hardly knew her.
 
2014-02-11 05:33:07 PM  

super_grass: Someone explain #10 for me.


Maybe Anne Hathaway is popular in Pakistan?  She has a couple topless scenes in the movie Havoc (GIS, NSFW)
 
2014-02-11 05:33:35 PM  
According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.
 
2014-02-11 05:34:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 05:34:18 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-11 05:35:45 PM  
They don't have the internet in Pakistan?
 
2014-02-11 05:36:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

I don't know but this is making me moist...

/it's Scottish food but still...
 
2014-02-11 05:36:26 PM  

anuran: According to PornMD the top ten searches in Pakistan are:
Pakistani
Indian
Beeg
Sister
Girls peeing in bed
Mom
Pakistan
Russian
his slut
havoc showing her

And according to Google it leads the world in searching for "Man farking Man"

And from this FOX article
Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.


No. 1 in searches for "sex"?

Are they 186th in literacy too?
 
2014-02-11 05:36:59 PM  
The girl's sock falls down in public, and all the female in her house are executed

/not even sure which culture I'm mocking
// use to work for a paki, nice guy
 
2014-02-11 05:37:42 PM  

whiterrabbit: Shouldn't this headline have a "Photoshop" tag?


Came here looking for this.

/hoping the usual PS suspects take it seriously
 
2014-02-11 05:37:48 PM  
Typing sex into pornhub is like googling the letter e
 
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