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(Think Progress)   GOP report acknowledges that even an instant response by the U.S. Military couldn't have changed the outcome in Benghazi. So that should settle it until it doesn't   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 146
    More: Followup, GOP, Benghazi, United States, U.S. military, House Armed Services Committee, Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta  
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2014-02-11 02:37:39 PM
Maybe instead of another boring Benghazi thread we should have a Natlie Morales the Actress Not the Other One thread?

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2014-02-11 02:37:45 PM
Expect the next mutation of the non-scandal to be that Obama should have had the military on high alert throughout the region, and the true "stand down" order was an act of omission. That, plus such as and furthermore.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 02:40:46 PM
The military is full of liberal bias.

I guess.
 
2014-02-11 02:47:10 PM
But, subby, that's exactly how Obama engineered it to happen. It was the perfect plan, and it almost worked. Almost.
 
2014-02-11 02:48:59 PM

vpb: The military is full of liberal bias.

I guess.


So is the truth ande facts.
 
2014-02-11 02:53:28 PM
What we should be asking is why Obama didn't deploy the Lizard Peoples' matter transporter the moment that his time machine registered the incursion? What use is sacrificing all these abortion babies to these otherwordly Alien Overlords, if we can't use their vaunted technology to benefit the nation?
 
2014-02-11 02:54:00 PM
No mention on Drudge. Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.
 
2014-02-11 03:06:52 PM

a particular individual: Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.


I was about to mimic a teabagger and post something like that, but, once again, I've been out-derped by actual teabaggers.
 
2014-02-11 03:13:22 PM
Yes, but they still said it was because of a Youtube video even after conflicting reports said it might not have been due to a Youtube video and Susan Rice.
 
2014-02-11 03:19:32 PM

nmrsnr: Yes, but they still said it was because of a Youtube video even after conflicting reports said it might not have been due to a Youtube video and Susan Rice.


She should be executed as an enemy combatant.  For freedom.
 
2014-02-11 03:42:35 PM
If we had a whole platoon of men like John Rambo, their rifle butts could have cracked the skull of every single Benghazian in Benghazi.
 
2014-02-11 03:42:40 PM
Darrell Issa announces his investigation of the House Armed Services Committee in 3, 2, 1...
 
2014-02-11 03:44:07 PM
Don't you guys find it convenient that Obama was nowhere near Libya that night?

//i am still holding out hope I see that in earnest on here one day
 
2014-02-11 03:44:18 PM

Rapmaster2000: If we had a whole platoon of men like John Rambo, their rifle butts could have cracked the skull of every single Benghazian in Benghazi.


a whole platoon of john videogames would be far more entertaining
 
2014-02-11 03:44:30 PM

nmrsnr: Yes, but they still said it was because of a Youtube video even after conflicting reports said it might not have been due to a Youtube video and Susan Rice.


So what is the significance of the thingthat happened a week later and an ocean away?
 
2014-02-11 03:45:41 PM
a few low flying aircraft would have had the terrorists running, but Obama is too much of a socialist appeaser to call in the planes from 3 hours away.
 
2014-02-11 03:46:42 PM

Rapmaster2000: If we had a whole platoon of men like John Rambo, their rifle butts could have cracked the skull of every single Benghazian in Benghazi.


Man, will Logan ever work again? I don't think she has emerged since that blew up.
 
2014-02-11 03:47:11 PM
The Department of Defense is working to correct many weaknesses revealed by the Benghazi attack, but the global security situation is still deteriorating and military resources continue to decline.
     ~Report page 3, Finding VI

ZOMG Paul Ryan was right. All those people on food stamps aren't leaving enough money for the military. We need to increase military spending, stat!
 
2014-02-11 03:48:14 PM
Darrell Issa, the trolling is coming from inside your own party, you better start investigating
 
2014-02-11 03:50:07 PM

Rapmaster2000: If we had a whole platoon of men like John Rambo, their rifle butts could have cracked the skull of every single Benghazian in Benghazi.


Residents of Benghazi are Egyptians, dumbass.
 
2014-02-11 03:50:36 PM
So Obama's weakened our military to the point that they were powerless to stop Benghazi?

\\ Am I doing this right?
 
2014-02-11 03:51:21 PM

a particular individual: No mention on Drudge. Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.


Dammit, nevermind.  It looks like this has already been covered.
 
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That was supposed to be Darrell Issa, but no fixed-width lettering here in Farkland.
 
2014-02-11 03:51:35 PM

a particular individual: No mention on Drudge. Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.


(To set up this exchange from April 2003, then-Undersecretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz had spent weeks calling the military "unfit for service" due to Clintonian mismanagement.)
Al Franken: "Hey Dr Wolfowitz - Clinton's military did pretty well in Iraq, huh?"
Paul Wolfowitz: "Fark you."
 
2014-02-11 03:51:41 PM
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2014-02-11 03:52:22 PM
i277.photobucket.com
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 03:52:25 PM
Proof that commie islamofascists that want to destroy America have infiltrated the House Armed Services Committee.
 
2014-02-11 03:55:14 PM

nmrsnr: Yes, but they still said it was because of a Youtube video even after conflicting reports said it might not have been due to a Youtube video and Susan Rice.


I think maybe Obama should have dopeslapped her on live TV rather than, you know, tried to nominate her to be the next Secretary of State. That was Robert Bork-level stupid.
 
2014-02-11 03:55:26 PM

coeyagi: That was supposed to be Darrell Issa, but no fixed-width lettering here in Farkland.


i know right
 
Bf+
2014-02-11 03:55:36 PM
thewhimsicalwanigan.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-11 03:57:45 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Rapmaster2000: If we had a whole platoon of men like John Rambo, their rifle butts could have cracked the skull of every single Benghazian in Benghazi.

Residents of Benghazi are Egyptians, dumbass.


Not really. They just walk like one.
 
2014-02-11 03:58:03 PM

rjakobi: I think maybe Obama should have dopeslapped her on live TV rather than, you know, tried to nominate her to be the next Secretary of State. That was Robert Bork-level stupid.


1) what exactly did Susan Rice do wrong?
2) Rice's nomination was going to be opposed vehemently no matter what, even if Benghazi never happened
 
2014-02-11 03:58:16 PM
The Benghazi Scandal Breakdown.

Benghazi is a scandal because:

1) Obama said "acts of terror" rather than "terrorist acts"
2) Obama said that it was due to an American-made video (which it wasn't, which Obama later corrected)
3) Susan Rice said something that was fed to her by the CIA and therefore reasons and so forth.
4) Hillary said "What difference does it make?" and therefore her meta-critique of the non-scandal... is a scandal!
5) Ambassador Stevens TWICE denied additional security, but since Obama has a time machine, he KNEW they were going to be attacked, and still did not foist extra security on him, even though Obama has nothing to do with oversight of embassy security.

Keep adding them, the reasons why Benghazi is the scandaliest scandal to ever scandal a scandal are out there, you just gotta find em!
 
2014-02-11 03:59:28 PM

Pocket Ninja: But, subby, that's exactly how Obama Hillary Clinton engineered it to happen. It was the perfect plan, and it almost worked. Almost.


They have moved on to the next threat.  Be she let it happen because Bill had sex with Monica 20 years ago.
 
2014-02-11 03:59:41 PM

unlikely: Maybe instead of another boring Benghazi thread we should have a Natlie Morales the Actress Not the Other One thread?

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I'll all for a Natale Morales thread - loved her in the Middleman.
 
2014-02-11 04:00:02 PM

coeyagi: The Benghazi Scandal Breakdown.

Benghazi is a scandal because:


1) because romney decided to smirk at a press conference about it
 
2014-02-11 04:00:13 PM
"Facts"

Psshhh...
 
2014-02-11 04:00:34 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: The Department of Defense is working to correct many weaknesses revealed by the Benghazi attack, but the global security situation is still deteriorating and military resources continue to decline.
     ~Report page 3, Finding VI

ZOMG Paul Ryan was right. All those people on food stamps aren't leaving enough money for the military. We need to increase military spending, stat!


Or, we could spend military money in a smart way. Like not buying tanks and planes they do not need.

Crazy I know.
 
2014-02-11 04:00:55 PM

sprawl15: coeyagi: That was supposed to be Darrell Issa, but no fixed-width lettering here in Farkland.

i know right


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2014-02-11 04:01:20 PM
At the GOP presidential debates...

Senator Cruz what is you plan for the economy this year?

Cruz: That's a great question, Benghazi. (Thunderous applause)

And Senator Paul, your rebuttal?

Paul: The Canadian has a fine point there sir, however I'd like to ask the Senator, "Monica Lewinsky"?

Ryan: IRS GATE!!!! IRS GATE!!!
 
2014-02-11 04:02:40 PM

rjakobi: I think maybe Obama should have dopeslapped her on live TV rather than, you know, tried to nominate her to be the next Secretary of State. That was Robert Bork-level stupid.


Why? She was handed a script and was told "here read this on the Sunday morning talk shows" which she did. It's not her fault the talking points turned out to be less than accurate, and doesn't' say anything to her qualifications for Secretary of State.
 
2014-02-11 04:02:56 PM

rjakobi: nmrsnr: Yes, but they still said it was because of a Youtube video even after conflicting reports said it might not have been due to a Youtube video and Susan Rice.

I think maybe Obama should have dopeslapped her on live TV rather than, you know, tried to nominate her to be the next Secretary of State. That was Robert Bork-level stupid.


That was master level trolling.
 
2014-02-11 04:03:18 PM

sprawl15: coeyagi: The Benghazi Scandal Breakdown.

Benghazi is a scandal because:

1) because romney decided to smirk at a press conference about it


Bzzt.  That is Romney just proving he is an asshole, trying to gain political capitol during a tragedy, this has nothing to do with scandalousness.
 
2014-02-11 04:05:36 PM

coeyagi: sprawl15: coeyagi: The Benghazi Scandal Breakdown.

Benghazi is a scandal because:

1) because romney decided to smirk at a press conference about it

Bzzt.  That is Romney just proving he is an asshole, trying to gain political capitol during a tragedy, this has nothing to do with scandalousness.


I am sure the GOP would have screamed scandal no matter what.
 
2014-02-11 04:06:30 PM

coeyagi: That is Romney just proving he is an asshole, trying to gain political capitol during a tragedy, this has nothing to do with scandalousness.


oh no, it's not to support romney, but to support the idea that the gop could ever do something wrong

if they said "yeah that was kind of a dick move he should probably have waited at least a day" it would show weakness in the face of the REAL enemy: baobab bobaba
 
2014-02-11 04:07:35 PM

coeyagi: That was supposed to be Darrell Issa, but no fixed-width lettering here in Farkland.


I think you caught his essence quite well
 
2014-02-11 04:10:09 PM

UncomfortableSilence: At the GOP presidential debates...

Senator Cruz what is you plan for the economy this year?

Cruz: That's a great question, Benghazi. (Thunderous applause)

And Senator Paul, your rebuttal?

Paul: The Canadian has a fine point there sir, however I'd like to ask the Senator, "Monica Lewinsky"?

Ryan: IRS GATE!!!! IRS GATE!!!


Bachmann: Remember when George W Bush captured and killed bin Laden?
 
2014-02-11 04:13:33 PM

Epic Fap Session: UncomfortableSilence: At the GOP presidential debates...

Senator Cruz what is you plan for the economy this year?

Cruz: That's a great question, Benghazi. (Thunderous applause)

And Senator Paul, your rebuttal?

Paul: The Canadian has a fine point there sir, however I'd like to ask the Senator, "Monica Lewinsky"?

Ryan: IRS GATE!!!! IRS GATE!!!

Bachmann: Remember when George W Bush captured and killed bin Laden?


Santorum:  I'll take "Culinary Scandals" for $1000, Wolf.

Wolf: "This English mustard brand and its consumption by our president usurper was used to point out that Obama is an elitist and therefore so is Hillary."
 
2014-02-11 04:14:55 PM

a particular individual: No mention on Drudge. Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.


The military is degraded. Allowing openly homosexual individuals to serve in our nation's military has made clear that the military is no longer a place for God fearing Christians. Therefore, Christians have been abandoning the military. Without Christians, the grace of God and His protective hand has been lifted from the armed forces. Think of Christians as potato seeds, and God as the potato plants. When you cast out the seeds, you can no longer have potato.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 04:17:14 PM

Dimensio: a particular individual: No mention on Drudge. Freeperville spins the report as saying the US military was "severely degraded," which, of course, is Obama's fault.

The military is degraded. Allowing openly homosexual individuals to serve in our nation's military has made clear that the military is no longer a place for God fearing Christians. Therefore, Christians have been abandoning the military. Without Christians, the grace of God and His protective hand has been lifted from the armed forces. Think of Christians as potato seeds, and God as the potato plants. When you cast out the seeds, you can no longer have potato.


All sorts of counting to potato right there. Good work.
 
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