Free range dementia patients, vagina weightlifting, and the legendary Del Boca Vista people : a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/2 - 2/8
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A new batch of headlines. Enjoy
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-02-02 to Sat 2014-02-08:
Free range dementia patient hit by train
Escaped murderer commits unthinkable crime. Forces woman to... I can barely repeat it, it's so depraved... forces her to... drive to Indiana. I think I'm going to be sick
Authorities launch investigation over unused pillar of salt, say it sure sounds like a Lot
Can "vagina weightlifting" give you better sex? Experts claim to know the answer, but they're being tight lipped
First it's warm, then it's a blizzard, then it's warm again, then another blizzard, then it's warm again...and guess what's back in the Midwest and East Coast? Welcome the return of the Bi-Polar Vortex
Spanish cargo ship breaks into dos pieces off French coast, may cinco
British Prime Minister to convene emergency Cobra meeting to deal with floods, G.I. Joe incursions
Attempted hijacking of Ukrainian plane fails to stick the landing in Sochi, diverted to Turkey. That's going to cost him with the judges
Clint Eastwood saves golf tournament director from choking using the Heimlich Maneuver. A move that, coincidentally enough, can also be performed on oneself by utilizing an empty chair
Dozens left dead in wake of driver's drunken rampage
Transgender woman wants to live life as a grotesque, obscene distortion of reality: a fashion model
USA men's basketball draws Turkey for the FIBA World Cup preliminaries, with the team last seen tracing their left hands
Obese fans at the World Cup in Brazil to get regular seats at half price. Apparently the international sport of soccer is finally reaching out and trying to accommodate an American audience
Study finds women dream about lies and infidelity. Men on the other hand dream of fires, wars and disasters - usually attributable to their lies and infidelity
Prehistoric village found at site of proposed Miami entertainment complex. Archaeologists believe it may be the most complete remains ever found of the legendary Del Boca Vista people
New study says that most Americans don't eat enough whole grains and fiber. First U.S. study ever to begin with the phrase "Most Americans don't eat enough"
NBC unveils new design for flagship news website, ugliest thing to happen to NBC since Chris Matthews
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is claiming that Vivid is trying to backdoor her on a second porn tape. Vivid President Steve Hirsch claims he has the release in his hands
Cosmopolitan host of drink mixing show found dead in his apartment south of Manhattan. No forced entry with a screwdriver, but Tom Collins and Rob Roy considered persons of interest
If only they had said the same thing to Lincoln 150 years ago
Sandra Fluke decides not to go to term
Iran enacts universal healthcare legislation. House Republicans in America schedule 30 votes to have it overturned
In Congressional testimony, CFO John Mulligan says Target is "sorry" for data breach and hopes to "learn" from it. "If only we could take another shot or, I dunno, a 'do-over' of some kind," Mulligan did not add, but should have
S&P drops Puerto Rico credit rating from Pablo Casals to Tony Orlando
I'm lovin' it long time
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