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(Boing Boing)   News: Man robs gas station. Fark: Armed with a chainsaw. Ultra-Fark: And wearing a flower pot   (boingboing.net) divider line 49
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2014-02-11 02:49:37 PM
Did schlubby screw up the tag?

*clicks article*

Holy shiat, not Florida?
 
2014-02-11 02:50:36 PM
Seems to me the Silent Hill series is trying too hard nowadays...
 
2014-02-11 02:50:47 PM
And his Fark screen name is???
 
2014-02-11 02:51:29 PM
Gimme some High Octane, baby.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the flower.
 
2014-02-11 02:51:36 PM
www.revivingworkethic.com
 
2014-02-11 02:52:49 PM
If this had been Florida, the flower pot would have been all he was wearing.  Better stick to Australia, and avoid the big league, you amature.
 
2014-02-11 02:54:23 PM
Meth was somehow involved, I'm guessing.
 
2014-02-11 02:55:19 PM
www.wgbh.org
This is how it's done.
 
2014-02-11 02:55:37 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-11 02:56:13 PM
Uh-oh...

cdn3.whatculture.com

Gozor's at it again.
 
2014-02-11 02:56:14 PM
Bucket head ate some of the bad acid at the concert, dropped his guitar and came upon a chainsaw---after that, things went awry.
 
2014-02-11 02:58:13 PM

rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]


Came for the Devo references, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-11 02:59:14 PM
Fark party?

svmedaris.com
 
2014-02-11 02:59:38 PM
Was it Yin or Yang?

/Not obscure.
 
2014-02-11 03:00:47 PM

rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]


Came for the DEVO reference.  Leaving satisfied, despite the fact that I can't get no...
 
2014-02-11 03:00:51 PM
What a pothead ;)
 
2014-02-11 03:01:13 PM
Is Australia trying to get its own tag like Florida
 
2014-02-11 03:01:28 PM
I was cutting up some firewood the other day and a branch caught on my hat and flung it up in the air and it landed right on my running chainsaw, the knitted cap stopped the saw dead like you had hit the brake. So yeah, if someone is chasing you with a chainsaw just throw something knitted at them.
 
2014-02-11 03:02:08 PM

rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]


That was my first thought. Only reason I clicked on the article, actually.
 
2014-02-11 03:03:59 PM

Oldiron_79: Is Australia trying to get its own tag like Florida


They should. A lot of weird things have been happening down there lately.
 
2014-02-11 03:07:16 PM

rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]


Mikey1969: rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]

That was my first thought. Only reason I clicked on the article, actually.


Me too.
Nothing else to see here.
 
2014-02-11 03:10:01 PM

kdawg7736: rkiller1: [www.revivingworkethic.com image 501x416]

Came for the Devo references, leaving satisfied.


I was in TFD-land for two months then my sponsorship ran out. Say hello to the gang for me, will ya?
 
2014-02-11 03:14:21 PM
More of a prank than actual criminal intent, imo
 
2014-02-11 03:14:40 PM

kdawg7736: Oldiron_79: Is Australia trying to get its own tag like Florida

They should. A lot of weird things have been happening down there lately.


As a resident of Florida, I must adamantly refute that some johnny-come-lately should be getting their own tag in regards to them doing crazy things when we have a number of states here that have been going hard on the crazy for a long time. We see the great state of Arizona delivering consistently. Kentucky has some gems. Hell, just look at West Virginia, they can't go a week without trying to out-crazy themselves with new, strange chemical releases into their waters.

Now, if we were talking about an Australia tag for finding new, vicious, untamable creatures of venom and death.. I would throw my support behind this effort whole-heartedly.
 
2014-02-11 03:15:18 PM
Neil! How are you keeping that flower pot up?!?

//I'm old
 
2014-02-11 03:19:32 PM
That was a great level in "Dead Rising".
 
2014-02-11 03:20:51 PM
It sad that Slip Knot has fallen on such hard times.
 
2014-02-11 03:21:39 PM
half a goon and half a god...
 
2014-02-11 03:27:08 PM
But did he have Bud Light?
 
2014-02-11 03:29:43 PM
APPROVES:

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2014-02-11 03:30:19 PM

Kristoph57: kdawg7736: Oldiron_79: Is Australia trying to get its own tag like Florida

They should. A lot of weird things have been happening down there lately.

As a resident of Florida, I must adamantly refute that some johnny-come-lately should be getting their own tag in regards to them doing crazy things when we have a number of states here that have been going hard on the crazy for a long time. We see the great state of Arizona delivering consistently. Kentucky has some gems. Hell, just look at West Virginia, they can't go a week without trying to out-crazy themselves with new, strange chemical releases into their waters.

Now, if we were talking about an Australia tag for finding new, vicious, untamable creatures of venom and death.. I would throw my support behind this effort whole-heartedly.


Pennsylvania resident here, not in the last few days but we are up there too.
 
2014-02-11 03:33:22 PM
Sounds like a character out of a video game.
 
2014-02-11 03:41:50 PM
I'm having a hard time visualizing this. Will some Farker who owns a chainsaw and a flower pot please post a pic?
 
2014-02-11 03:43:14 PM
media.boingboing.net

I can't remember his name, but his fez looks familiar.
 
2014-02-11 03:54:29 PM

Headso: I was cutting up some firewood the other day and a branch caught on my hat and flung it up in the air and it landed right on my running chainsaw, the knitted cap stopped the saw dead like you had hit the brake. So yeah, if someone is chasing you with a chainsaw just throw something knitted at them.


Great. Now I have to start wearing knits. Thanks Obama
 
2014-02-11 03:56:39 PM
 
2014-02-11 04:05:55 PM
...exposing his buttocks to the store attendants.
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2014-02-11 04:07:57 PM
I just can't picture Mrs. Nussbaum in a flower pot.
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-11 04:09:51 PM

Marquis de Sod: Headso: I was cutting up some firewood the other day and a branch caught on my hat and flung it up in the air and it landed right on my running chainsaw, the knitted cap stopped the saw dead like you had hit the brake. So yeah, if someone is chasing you with a chainsaw just throw something knitted at them.

Great. Now I have to start wearing knits. Thanks Obama


Knitter please.
 
2014-02-11 04:11:02 PM
Pretty much invalidates my argument.
 
2014-02-11 04:30:46 PM
Came for Plants Vs. Zombies reference. Left Disappoint.
 
2014-02-11 04:54:02 PM
static.rogerebert.com
 
2014-02-11 05:10:20 PM
Ah, so the Tea Party has opened an Australian chapter.

How cute; gives the lunatics there something to do too, bless.
 
2014-02-11 05:20:45 PM

menschenfresser: Ah, so the Tea Party has opened an Australian chapter.


The lunatics in Australia have been running the country for the last five months.

/look it up
 
2014-02-11 05:59:04 PM
Did he threaten to shoot the cans?
 
2014-02-11 06:51:16 PM
Ready to fight the zombie horde?

fc02.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-11 08:24:08 PM
"Ooh flobbalobbalob flobbalob...flobbablob ullo little weed"

s16.postimg.org

"Weeeeeeed!"
 
2014-02-11 09:44:24 PM

genner: Ready to fight the zombie horde?

[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x592]


Wrong pic. Crrrazy Dave is just getting seeds and random anti-zombie supplies from the store.

www.androidtapp.com
 
2014-02-12 01:25:09 AM
What a little chainsaw robbery might sound like, one of my favorite Jerry Clower comedy bits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOgLc15x9fw
 
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