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(The Daily Beast)   Radio host and spokesman for the uber-conservative America Family Association calls for re-criminalizing homosexuality, but not because he thinks it is icky and immoral, but out of his deep concern for the welfare of African-American men   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 97
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2014-02-11 02:08:22 PM
He came up with that line of reasoning while composing a Craigslist ad seeking twin Kevin Michael Richardson lookalikes to play "Rotisserie Chicken" with him
 
2014-02-11 02:09:28 PM
Well, my head asplode...
 
2014-02-11 02:14:48 PM
"So why am I opposed to the normalization of homosexual behavior?" Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association spokesman and right wing radio host, asked. "Because I love black males. I want black males to live long, prosperous, healthy, disease-free lives. And I have had many black males come with me in this mission - many black males are behind me. I even have had black males on my staff, telling me, 'Yes, Bryan, we know you love us.' These young nubile, er- nubian men are a source of deep and lasting concern for me, as I think about how hard it could be in their lives, particularly with the possibility of homosexual behavior between two of them, or even three or more, sometimes in the bath."
 
2014-02-11 02:18:29 PM
Man, oh man do conservatives love them some long-suffering blacks when it suits their theocratic urges.

No other times, mind you.
 
2014-02-11 02:27:33 PM
Especially since we know that outlawing sexual behavior has strong effects on people's actions. That's why making adultery illegal stopped people from cheating on their spouses.
 
2014-02-11 02:28:24 PM
 
2014-02-11 02:39:12 PM

Theaetetus: "So why am I opposed to the normalization of homosexual behavior?" Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association spokesman and right wing radio host, asked. "Because I love black males. I want black males to live long, prosperous, healthy, disease-free lives. And I have had many black males come with me in this mission - many black males are behind me. I even have had black males on my staff, telling me, 'Yes, Bryan, we know you love us.' These young nubile, er- nubian men are a source of deep and lasting concern for me, as I think about how hard it could be in their lives, particularly with the possibility of homosexual behavior between two of them, or even three or more, sometimes in the bath."


Brilliant! Simply brilliant
 
2014-02-11 02:43:43 PM

QU!RK1019: In other words...


Ten million views.  WTF.
 
2014-02-11 02:50:50 PM
It must be lonely inside Bryan Fischer's closet, Come on out Bryan life is pretty good on the outside of the closet.
 
2014-02-11 02:52:09 PM
"I love black males."

Yeah. We guessed that.
 
2014-02-11 02:52:21 PM
Just farking move to Nigeria already you douchebag. It's a paradise for homophobes.
 
2014-02-11 02:56:39 PM
Concerned bigot trolling.

Nope, don't see that very often.
 
2014-02-11 03:06:11 PM
Old hotness: bigotry.  New hotness: What have democrats done for black men lately?  Please, black men of American, vote GOP! We love you.
 
2014-02-11 03:06:26 PM
Or, he could just move to India.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 03:06:49 PM
If these people ever run out of people to fear and hate then they will probably kill themselves.
 
2014-02-11 03:11:53 PM

Theaetetus: "So why am I opposed to the normalization of homosexual behavior?" Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association spokesman and right wing radio host, asked. "Because I love black males. I want black males to live long, prosperous, healthy, disease-free lives. And I have had many black males come with me in this mission - many black males are behind me. I even have had black males on my staff, telling me, 'Yes, Bryan, we know you love us.' These young nubile, er- nubian men are a source of deep and lasting concern for me, as I think about how hard it could be in their lives, particularly with the possibility of homosexual behavior between two of them, or even three or more, sometimes in the bath."


citizenkaneslowclap.gif
 
2014-02-11 03:13:10 PM
do black people even do the doubles luge
 
2014-02-11 03:15:06 PM
His only concern for Black men is that he may run into one without a bodyguard nearby...
 
2014-02-11 03:15:46 PM

a particular individual: "I love black males."

Yeah. We guessed that.


Look, the guy is just concerned, and so he feels that it is necessary to use a firm handed approach to homosexuality.  A really firm hand.
 
2014-02-11 03:15:48 PM
This is what passes as a gotcha in conservative weirdo land.

Identical play to "if you're pro choice, you're pro murdering black people".

This is what they think minority outreach is.
 
2014-02-11 03:15:50 PM
So, when's his first day at FOX News?
 
2014-02-11 03:17:09 PM
Good lord, I think this guy thinks about hot gay sex more than the gays do.
 
2014-02-11 03:17:11 PM

kidgenius: "So why am I opposed to the normalization of homosexual behavior?" Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association spokesman and right wing radio host, asked. "Because I love black males. I want black males to live long, prosperous, healthy, disease-free lives. And I have had many black males come with me in this mission - many black males are behind me. I even have had black males on my staff, telling me, 'Yes, Bryan, we know you love us.' These young nubile, er- nubian men are a source of deep and lasting concern for me, as I think about how hard it could be in their lives, particularly with the possibility of homosexual behavior between two of them, or even three or more, sometimes in the bath."


-...Rand Paul?
 
2014-02-11 03:18:23 PM

cram_hole: Good lord, I think this guy thinks about hot gay sex more than the exact same amountthe gays do.

 
2014-02-11 03:18:28 PM
Religious Liberty!
 
2014-02-11 03:20:10 PM
Sounds like he wants an excuse to put more black men in jail. Probably holds stock in one of the private prison companies.
 
2014-02-11 03:24:10 PM
I read the headline as 'tuber-conservative'. I like that a lot more.
 
2014-02-11 03:25:10 PM

borg: It must be lonely inside Bryan Fischer's closet, Come on out Bryan life is pretty good on the outside of the closet.


This.

Bryan, it's okay to be who you are. You are as God made you. Now put on your tight jeans, unbutton that shirt top and go out and find a guy who likes you for who you are.
 
2014-02-11 03:25:30 PM

SordidEuphemism: I read the headline as 'tuber-conservative'. I like that a lot more.


The Grand Old Potatoe
 
2014-02-11 03:25:46 PM

UncomfortableSilence: a particular individual: "I love black males."

Yeah. We guessed that.

Look, the guy is just concerned, and so he feels that it is necessary to use a firm handed approach to homosexuality.  A really firm hand.


Like a fist, maybe?
 
2014-02-11 03:25:57 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy wouldn't rather criminalize heterosexual activity for black males, along with adding governent mandated IV drug use and needle sharing for them as well.
 
2014-02-11 03:28:13 PM
I'm gay and I don't think nearly as much about ghey secks as the GOP do. They're beyond obsessed. They wake up thinking about men doing it and then proceed to obsess over it all day.

Didn't we learn sometime back in grade school that anyone who's so obsessed with something they claim to hate, actually do not hate it at all?
 
2014-02-11 03:29:06 PM
I don't see how persecuting gays helps the status of young men, Negro or otherwise.


/Be as gay as you want.
/More chicks for me.
 
2014-02-11 03:29:17 PM

scrumpox: UncomfortableSilence: a particular individual: "I love black males."

Yeah. We guessed that.

Look, the guy is just concerned, and so he feels that it is necessary to use a firm handed approach to homosexuality.  A really firm hand.

Like a fist, maybe?


I think you've got a good grip of what I'm saying.
 
2014-02-11 03:29:20 PM
Goalposts Movement Alert, Exceeding 55 mph.

Fark is in high speed pursuit of Bryan Fischer, who went from "Bible says gays = bad, immoral" to "I love black men, and I don't want them to die of GRID (whcih is the old term for AIDS, for you youngsters)".
 
2014-02-11 03:30:22 PM
Rightwingers seem to think and talk about gay sex a lot.
 
2014-02-11 03:30:37 PM

way south: I don't see how persecuting gays helps the status of young men, Negro or otherwise.


/Be as gay as you want.
/More chicks for me.


Gosh, then who should I vote for?  If I believe in the same rights for everyone?
 
2014-02-11 03:32:39 PM

menschenfresser: I'm gay and I don't think nearly as much about ghey secks as the GOP do. They're beyond obsessed. They wake up thinking about men doing it and then proceed to obsess over it all day.

Didn't we learn sometime back in grade school that anyone who's so obsessed with something they claim to hate, actually do not hate it at all?


Oddly, though, it's always anal sex, never oral. Oral is only when a duly-elected representative of the people tries to pass a law in accordance with the powers of that office.

// is there no Republican that likes getting head?
// other than Newt Gingrich and rest-stop cruisers?
 
2014-02-11 03:33:39 PM
I read that.

Now my head hurts.
 
2014-02-11 03:33:42 PM
I am totally surprised someone from the Right would be wrongly infromed of the facts concerning AIDS.
 
2014-02-11 03:34:37 PM

2wolves: Concerned bigot trolling.

Nope, don't see that very often.


Yeah, that was awesome. And very, very specific, like 'Young Latino Men With Cantaloupe Calves' specific.
 
2014-02-11 03:35:18 PM
So now we should be giving them our white women? I'm confused.
 
2014-02-11 03:35:19 PM

SordidEuphemism: I read the headline as 'tuber-conservative'. I like that a lot more.


Nicer way to say "potato" conservative. I like it, Fark should make it a "thing". You know, like 'Fetch'...
 
2014-02-11 03:35:44 PM

coeyagi: Goalposts Movement Alert, Exceeding 55 mph.

Fark is in high speed pursuit of Bryan Fischer, who went from "Bible says gays = bad, immoral" to "I love black men, and I don't want them to die of GRID (whcih is the old term for AIDS, for you youngsters)".

media.salon.com


"Gay flu. [snert]"

 
2014-02-11 03:36:45 PM
Why is it hard to believe someone could hate the gays and not be a racist?

Yes, many rascists hate gay people. But not everyone who hates the gays is apathetic to the suffering or welfare of African American men. Is there not enough wrong with his anti gay positions that we have to imply he's a racist too to really get the dander up?
 
2014-02-11 03:37:35 PM

Theaetetus: "So why am I opposed to the normalization of homosexual behavior?" Bryan Fischer, the American Family Association spokesman and right wing radio host, asked. "Because I love black males. I want black males to live long, prosperous, healthy, disease-free lives. And I have had many black males come with me in this mission - many black males are behind me. I even have had black males on my staff, telling me, 'Yes, Bryan, we know you love us.' These young nubile, er- nubian men are a source of deep and lasting concern for me, as I think about how hard it could be in their lives, particularly with the possibility of homosexual behavior between two of them, or even three or more, sometimes in the bath."



+1. This administration shoving their overabundant agendas down our throats continues to snowball, unless someone can reach around their desks and get a grip on their base.
 
2014-02-11 03:39:53 PM

Semper IvXx: Why is it hard to believe someone could hate the gays and not be a racist?

Yes, many rascists hate gay people. But not everyone who hates the gays is apathetic to the suffering or welfare of African American men. Is there not enough wrong with his anti gay positions that we have to imply he's a racist too to really get the dander up?


Because race has absolutely jack-shiat to do with gays getting married. He's the one bringing race into it.
 
2014-02-11 03:42:12 PM
So the way to protect them is to deny them the opportunity to publicly enter monogamous relationships?

Gotcha.
 
2014-02-11 03:51:32 PM

scottydoesntknow: Semper IvXx: Why is it hard to believe someone could hate the gays and not be a racist?

Yes, many rascists hate gay people. But not everyone who hates the gays is apathetic to the suffering or welfare of African American men. Is there not enough wrong with his anti gay positions that we have to imply he's a racist too to really get the dander up?

Because race has absolutely jack-shiat to do with gays getting married. He's the one bringing race into it.


But you're racist for pointing this out, threrfore, and such as...
 
2014-02-11 03:53:01 PM

scottydoesntknow: Semper IvXx: Why is it hard to believe someone could hate the gays and not be a racist?

Yes, many rascists hate gay people. But not everyone who hates the gays is apathetic to the suffering or welfare of African American men. Is there not enough wrong with his anti gay positions that we have to imply he's a racist too to really get the dander up?

Because race has absolutely jack-shiat to do with gays getting married. He's the one bringing race into it.


He's smart enough to have noticed that TeH Blahs voted for Prop 8 in droves.
 
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