I heard he was going to go with the pirate look:
Aarrgghhh Mateys. T'is tha thrill a victory 'n tha agony of defeat.
Mell of a Hess: Costas is a 5'2" jock-sniffer who thinks he has a grasp of philosophy.
ransack.: ChrisDe:I don't get it. Wally Pipp? Why?
Syrrh: "Reluctantly, I was trying to throw a complete game here, but I think we're going to have to go to the bullpen, and I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but you're Mariano Rivera, at least tonight,"Y'know, being completely unable to turn off your sportscaster voice must be pretty awful for everyone he interacts with on a daily basis.
morg: Collinsworth on the Olympics. What the hell is that guy doing on there? Keep him away from other sports or, better yet, all sports.
InterruptingQuirk: I grew up where Columbus, OH, where interactive-cable TV was born.
adm_crunch: In my head I always hear "I'm Matt Lauer for HBO Entertainment News" every time I hear his name.....
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