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(RealClear)   Matt Lauer anchoring tonight's Olympic Games. Bob Costas will be watching him closely   (realclear.com) divider line 140
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2014-02-11 11:20:04 AM
The Olympics are on?

/seriously wasn't sure they'd started
 
2014-02-11 11:20:06 AM
bioproj.sabr.org
 
2014-02-11 11:20:07 AM
.....with one eye
 
2014-02-11 11:21:09 AM
Eye did not see that coming.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:39 AM
gamedayr.com
 
2014-02-11 11:21:44 AM
Two in the pink eye, one in the stink eye.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:49 AM
You think you're excited, feel these nipples!
 
2014-02-11 11:21:55 AM
If only he would wash his hands after he poops...
 
2014-02-11 11:22:06 AM
Rule #1 of Sochi Club: Don't go down on the hookers.
 
2014-02-11 11:22:29 AM
Bob Costas going away is never a bad thing.
 
2014-02-11 11:23:54 AM
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2014-02-11 11:24:41 AM
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That does not look comfortable at all.
 
2014-02-11 11:26:00 AM
They should have brought Oprah in to share the love

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2014-02-11 11:26:38 AM
"Reluctantly, I was trying to throw a complete game here, but I think we're going to have to go to the bullpen, and I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but you're Mariano Rivera, at least tonight,"

Y'know, being completely unable to turn off your sportscaster voice must be pretty awful for everyone he interacts with on a daily basis.
 
2014-02-11 11:27:42 AM
People have been saying for a while that those folks over at NBC are just of Pinkeye Commies, and now I guess we know they are right.
 
2014-02-11 11:28:09 AM
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2014-02-11 11:28:37 AM

Syrrh: "Reluctantly, I was trying to throw a complete game here, but I think we're going to have to go to the bullpen, and I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but you're Mariano Rivera, at least tonight,"

Y'know, being completely unable to turn off your sportscaster voice must be pretty awful for everyone he interacts with on a daily basis.


Great, now I have to watch Better Off Dead.
 
2014-02-11 11:28:53 AM
*are just a bunch of


/can't see through the pink eye to type right
 
2014-02-11 11:30:29 AM

Syrrh: "Reluctantly, I was trying to throw a complete game here, but I think we're going to have to go to the bullpen, and I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but you're Mariano Rivera, at least tonight,"

Y'know, being completely unable to turn off your sportscaster voice must be pretty awful for everyone he interacts with on a daily basis.


Wouldn't the guy staning in for him be like a middle reliever? If we are to go with the baseball reference, Bob Costa would be like the starter that got torched for 5 runs in the first inning and taken out of the game. Closer would be if this happend on the last 2 days of Olympics, not the first 2.
 
2014-02-11 11:30:47 AM
Who held bob down and farted on him?
 
2014-02-11 11:31:16 AM
"Matt Lauer anchoring tonight's Olympic Games. Bob Costas will be watching him closely."

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"Matt Lauer anchoring tonight's Olympic Games. Bob Costas will be eyeing him closely."

If only these games were on CBS.
 
2014-02-11 11:31:50 AM
So he was embalmed with Worcestershire Sauce?
 
2014-02-11 11:35:43 AM
Aww, I was looking forward to reading about a political rant by Bob Costas.
 
Biv
2014-02-11 11:36:17 AM

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He did wash, unfortunately he used Sochi water.
 
2014-02-11 11:37:33 AM
 
2014-02-11 11:38:06 AM
Well good because its seemed that Costas has been on a one-man mission to re-start the Cold War.
 
2014-02-11 11:40:15 AM
I heard he was going to go with the pirate look:

pbs.twimg.com

Aarrgghhh Mateys.  T'is tha thrill a victory 'n tha agony of defeat.

 
2014-02-11 11:40:19 AM
Costas, who does not normally wear glasses, has been sporting a pair since the beginning of the Sochi Games due to an infection that started in his left eye and has now spread to his right eye.

A friend of mind has the same doctor. He broke his collarbone and wrist last summer, he had to wear cuff links and a bow tie for 3 months. He's better now.
 
2014-02-11 11:41:00 AM
Who will now distract me from the global unity and spirit of the games to try and start a new Cold War?
 
2014-02-11 11:43:26 AM
Never go ass to eyes.
 
2014-02-11 11:45:25 AM
So you're saying Bob's going to cost us?


/I'll be on my way
 
2014-02-11 11:45:58 AM

Prey4reign: I heard he was going to go with the pirate look:

[pbs.twimg.com image 552x704]Aarrgghhh Mateys.  T'is tha thrill a victory 'n tha agony of defeat.


LOL
 
2014-02-11 11:46:27 AM
I've been wondering if he arrived with that or he got it there. You have to worry (if it's really pink-eye) about everyone else that he's come into contact with, getting it now. Also, they should wash all the stuff he's been using on the set.

If it's not pink-eye, good lord I hope they can fly in the good neosporin and kill that and get him on the mend. You do not want to mess around with that. Sadly, I learned I was allergic to neosporin when they gave it to me for pink-eye. That was NOT fun...
 
2014-02-11 11:46:27 AM
If he's relying on Russian medicine I hope he has Stuart Scott on speed dial to get glass eye recommendations.
 
2014-02-11 11:47:10 AM
Costas is a 5'2" jock-sniffer who thinks he has a grasp of philosophy.
 
2014-02-11 11:48:11 AM
Oh no Bob won't get the chance to make some overly-hormonal rant about how guns are bad now.
 
2014-02-11 11:51:39 AM
In my head I always hear "I'm Matt Lauer for HBO Entertainment News" every time I hear his name.....
 
2014-02-11 11:59:15 AM
I don't think he has pink eye.  No, not at all.

He has come down with a rare case of PUTIN EYE!

There is only one way to get Putin Eye!

/ all of us know this and we know the ruskies have no answer to the cause or treatment
// thank god we have no third eye.  Or maybe ???? ... ?.?.?...
/// 3's
 
2014-02-11 11:59:21 AM
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That is all.
 
2014-02-11 12:01:10 PM
I like to watch the olympics.

even with all the malarky and potential politics involved.

I love the competition and potential mayhem and the collapsing athletes working much harder than I ever will for anything.

Yet.

every 2 years I develop an unbridled disdain for Bob Costas.

more than disdain,

hate . . . yes . . . I hate Bob Costas during the Olympics.

there, I said it.

then it calms, and subsides and vanishes.

\ the cycles of life.
\\ diaf Bob, d i a f
 
2014-02-11 12:07:43 PM
kairaus.net
 
2014-02-11 12:07:58 PM

Mell of a Hess: Costas is a 5'2" jock-sniffer who thinks he has a grasp of philosophy.


If you cant be an athlete, be an athletic supporter
 
2014-02-11 12:10:48 PM

ddam: Wouldn't the guy staning in for him be like a middle reliever? If we are to go with the baseball reference,


We're not.  We are stopping.  It was a mistake to ever start it in the first place.

"Reluctantly, I was trying to throw a complete game here, but I think we're going to have to go to the bullpen, and I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but you're Mariano Rivera, at least tonight," Costas told Lauer by phone.

Only one person on this planet gives this much of a crap.
 
2014-02-11 12:13:20 PM
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2014-02-11 12:16:41 PM

wumpus: Costas, who does not normally wear glasses, has been sporting a pair since the beginning of the Sochi Games due to an infection that started in his left eye and has now spread to his right eye.

A friend of mind has the same doctor. He broke his collarbone and wrist last summer, he had to wear cuff links and a bow tie for 3 months. He's better now.


Girl twisted his arm to get married, eh? Probably best that he said yes, she sounds strong.
 
2014-02-11 12:18:12 PM
Quick, cut off his head before it spreads through the whole Olympic Village!

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2014-02-11 12:20:04 PM

Syrrh: wumpus: Costas, who does not normally wear glasses, has been sporting a pair since the beginning of the Sochi Games due to an infection that started in his left eye and has now spread to his right eye.

A friend of mind has the same doctor. He broke his collarbone and wrist last summer, he had to wear cuff links and a bow tie for 3 months. He's better now.

Girl twisted his arm to get married, eh? Probably best that he said yes, she sounds strong.


Oh was that the joke?  It doesn't really work without the explanation; thanks. (serious)
 
2014-02-11 12:21:44 PM
Has anyone told Lauer that the white stuff is snow and not cocaine?
 
2014-02-11 12:23:42 PM

Far Cough: Oh was that the joke?  It doesn't really work without the explanation; thanks. (serious)


Doubt it. But random tangents are fun.
 
2014-02-11 12:33:44 PM

mjbok: Has anyone told Lauer that the white stuff is snow and not cocaine?


I am not sure why he didn't shave like the others did at the end of the charity event.  It was nice and all, at the time, but move on buddy.
 
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