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2014-02-11 11:20:20 AM  
Imagine driving down the street on a lovely Saturday afternoon when you look over and there, standing on the side of the road, is a man dressed as a banana, holding an AK-47 with a 50-round magazine attached.

I think I would have my prescription drugs checked.
 
2014-02-11 11:27:36 AM  
I didn't know there was a 50 round magazine for the AK.  I've only got the 30 round bananas and a 75 round drum.

/nobody tells me anything
 
2014-02-11 11:28:44 AM  
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
LOOK AT ME SHOOOOOOOT!

/banana (fire)power
 
2014-02-11 11:28:52 AM  
Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?
 
2014-02-11 11:30:57 AM  
Remember.. Only a good Banana with a gun can stop a bad banana with a gun.

The more you know.
 
Biv
2014-02-11 11:31:58 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?


He gets a pass.  Magazine has too many syllables for the joke.
 
2014-02-11 11:32:06 AM  
Again? Weird fad.
 
2014-02-11 11:32:30 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?


Maybe they won't, now that they've been pointed out.

Marcus Aurelius: I didn't know there was a 50 round magazine for the AK.  I've only got the 30 round bananas and a 75 round drum.

/nobody tells me anything


Neither had I.  Maybe it was 2x25 taped in "jungle clip" or whatever it is where you can just flip it around to the other end?
 
2014-02-11 11:32:30 AM  
It's ok, I've been trained. I can handle this.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-11 11:32:53 AM  
Is that a banana in your pocket?

Concealed Banana Permit.

Nevermind.
 
2014-02-11 11:33:12 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I didn't know there was a 50 round magazine for the AK.  I've only got the 30 round bananas and a 75 round drum.

/nobody tells me anything


Wouldn't a 50 round magazine jam up worse than a 30 round, due to the spring having more weight on it?
 
2014-02-11 11:33:26 AM  
Nut-butt and Choco are not amused
i26.photobucket.com

/pro-tip: do not GIS nut butt while at work.
 
2014-02-11 11:33:37 AM  

Hack Patooey: It's ok, I've been trained. I can handle this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


But what if he has a pointed stick?
 
2014-02-11 11:33:50 AM  
I'm appauled at the lack of love for Subby. That shiat was funny.
 
2014-02-11 11:34:05 AM  
banana with an AK...what uses 'banana' mags...

points for the subby. demerits for the texans...
 
2014-02-11 11:34:06 AM  
Why the repeat? Didn't have enough uninformed gunphobic comments last time (you know, the ones you can give each other virtual high-fives over)?
 
2014-02-11 11:34:10 AM  
Just when I got Goodship Lollipop out of my head, along comes this headline...thanks, subby.
 
2014-02-11 11:34:18 AM  
This would have never happened if there was a five-day waiting period to purchase bananas.
 
2014-02-11 11:34:50 AM  
Wanna know how many assault clipazines there are in existence?
 
2014-02-11 11:35:15 AM  
rack.3.mshcdn.com
 
2014-02-11 11:35:27 AM  
I thought banana's were racist according to another thread? Why did someone give it a gun?
 
2014-02-11 11:36:05 AM  

Onkel Buck: Nut-butt and Choco are not amused
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]

/pro-tip: do not GIS nut butt while at work.


Unless you work for Marcus Bachmann. Then, you can save that search in your favorites.
 
2014-02-11 11:36:23 AM  
files.gamebanana.com
 
2014-02-11 11:37:57 AM  
No such thing as bad publicity. I'm sure the gun nut shop owner is laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2014-02-11 11:38:32 AM  

Onkel Buck: I thought ...

img.fark.net

 
2014-02-11 11:39:35 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 11:40:32 AM  
Good thing "assault rifles" are just regular rifles that look like army guns.  Not like they can shoot auto or burst or anything.
 
2014-02-11 11:40:44 AM  

Onkel Buck: I thought banana's were racist according to another thread? Why did someone give it a gun?


banana's what were racist?
 
2014-02-11 11:43:38 AM  

Onkel Buck: Nut-butt and Choco are not amused
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]

/pro-tip: do not GIS nut butt while at work.


Bad news: I do not have a PC or internet connection at work yet

Good news: I started work on Monday.
 
2014-02-11 11:44:33 AM  

Zygar: banana's what were racist?


Their elderly grandparents.
 
2014-02-11 11:44:47 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Wouldn't a 50 round magazine jam up worse than a 30 round, due to the spring having more weight on it?


Not mine. It uses hydraulics with magnets. I got it because it's the same model used by the core.
 
2014-02-11 11:46:52 AM  
Ahh, Beaumont. The Golden Triangle.
We were driving through Port Arthur one afternoon when I saw a guy at an intersection holding up what I thought was a small puppy.
It was a jumbo shrimp that went about 2 pounds. He had a cooler full of them.
I suspect it was mutated from all the damn petrochemical plants.

www.aramcoservices.com
 
2014-02-11 11:47:39 AM  
Yarn store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding yarn to promote it. Nothing happens.

Tax store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding pencils and paper to promote it. Nothing happens.

Shake store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding a shake to promote it. Nothing happens.

Gun store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding a gun. Everyone loses their minds.

Despite the best efforts of the terrified, guns are a normal and everyday part of American life and culture. This (entirely recent) development of screaming like babies every time you see a gun isn't going to change that.
 
2014-02-11 11:48:58 AM  

That Guy Jeff: Yarn store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding yarn to promote it. Nothing happens.

Tax store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding pencils and paper to promote it. Nothing happens.

Shake store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding a shake to promote it. Nothing happens.

Gun store opens, someone pays a guy to stand in a silly costume holding a gun. Everyone loses their minds.

Despite the best efforts of the terrified, guns are a normal and everyday part of American life and culture. This (entirely recent) development of screaming like babies every time you see a gun isn't going to change that.


Not sure if stupid or just retarded.
 
2014-02-11 11:49:24 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?


It's no laughing matter. This is a clip:

www.rgbstock.com

This is a magazine:

i.walmartimages.com

This is a boîte de balles:

farm9.staticflickr.com
This is a left-handed magazine:

www.ammunitiontogo.com

This is Rambo necktie (also known as a Chewbacchanal):

shop.wizardschest.com

This is a rhino magazine. (No, it is NOT a rhino  clip,idiots.)

4.bp.blogspot.com

This is an arrow magazine:

i01.i.aliimg.com

And, finally, this is a money clip:

1.bp.blogspot.com

GET IT RIGHT FARKERS
 
2014-02-11 11:49:40 AM  
Huh, at first I thought the TFA's headline was a misspelling of bandana, but that was not the case at all.
 
2014-02-11 11:51:30 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Onkel Buck: I thought ...

[img.fark.net image 200x217]


freshoutofgiveafark.jpg
 
2014-02-11 11:54:01 AM  

Onkel Buck: I thought banana's were racist according to another thread? Why did someone give it a gun?


Bananas aren't racist, but using watermelons for target practice is considered a the crime in Oregon
 
2014-02-11 11:54:59 AM  

semiotix: HMS_Blinkin: Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?

It's no laughing matter. This is a clip:

[www.rgbstock.com image 300x200]

This is a magazine:

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]

This is a boîte de balles:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x600]
This is a left-handed magazine:

[www.ammunitiontogo.com image 500x500]

This is Rambo necktie (also known as a Chewbacchanal):

[shop.wizardschest.com image 500x500]

This is a rhino magazine. (No, it is NOT a rhino  clip,idiots.)

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x481]

This is an arrow magazineQuiver:

[i01.i.aliimg.com image 500x765]

And, finally, this is a money clip:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 720x540]

GET IT RIGHT FARKERS


FTFY
 
2014-02-11 11:56:53 AM  

semiotix: HMS_Blinkin: Uh-oh  subby.  You used "clip" in the headline.  How long until the Fark Gun Pedants Brigade shows up to mock you mercilessly?

It's no laughing matter. This is a clip:

This is a magazine:

This is a boîte de balles:


This is a left-handed magazine:

This is Rambo necktie (also known as a Chewbacchanal):

This is a rhino magazine. (No, it is NOT a rhino  clip,idiots.)

This is an arrow magazine:

And, finally, this is a money clip:

GET IT RIGHT FARKERS


I had an Arrow Magazine joke, but it's DC New 52, which pretty much is a joke.
 
2014-02-11 11:57:38 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'm appauled at the lack of love for Subby. That shiat was funny.


NO!!! NO LOVE FOR SUBBY!!!

That damn song is going to be in my head all day
 
2014-02-11 11:57:50 AM  
So the guy catches a charge that has nothing to do with guns?
 
2014-02-11 12:01:16 PM  
Was he in a banana-free zone?

And, this:

"... police let the guy go with only citation for soliciting near a roadway."

3.bp.blogspot.com

The article is missing an article.
 
2014-02-11 12:02:35 PM  

MemeSlave: Good thing "assault rifles" are just regular rifles that look like army guns.  Not like they can shoot auto or burst or anything.


You're correct, of course. Auto and burst requires federal licensing and a tax stamp.
 
2014-02-11 12:04:52 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I had an Arrow Magazine joke, but it's DC New 52, which pretty much is a joke.


Technically Oliver Queen is using an arrow  clip. You are obviously not qualified to take part in this Serious Gun Discussion if you don't know the difference between an arrow clip and an arrow magazine.

/first they came for the bananas' guns, and I said nothing...
 
2014-02-11 12:05:28 PM  
"Because Texas is Texas, police let the guy go with only citation for soliciting near a roadway."


Why would they let this guy go with only a citation for soliciting near a roadway????

Was that the only "illegal" thing he was doing??
 
2014-02-11 12:05:56 PM  
So now I can't go outside in my banana outfit carrying my AK ?
Another loss of personal freedom.
Damn you Obama
 
2014-02-11 12:07:04 PM  

Mikey1969: MemeSlave: Good thing "assault rifles" are just regular rifles that look like army guns.  Not like they can shoot auto or burst or anything.

You're correct, of course. Auto and burst requires federal licensing and a tax stamp.


Bump firing is legal, kind of cool, but mostly a waste.
 
2014-02-11 12:09:16 PM  

Theburner: Remember.. Only a good Banana with a gun can stop a bad banana with a gun.

The more you know.


Well... Bad bananas do tend to be black so......
 
2014-02-11 12:10:30 PM  
This is a clip:
3.bp.blogspot.com
This is a magazine:
justmediakits.com

Get it right, libtards.

/disappointed I couldn't find a chip clip that looked like a gun
 
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