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(ABC)   "A German zoo says it's sending a monkey Casanova to the Czech Republic because he's produced so many offspring that he may soon start having children with his own relatives"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Czech Republic, Casanova, estrous cycle, sexual maturity, primates, zoos  
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2014-02-11 10:07:50 AM  
Still wondering why they didn't do something like this with that giraffe in Copenhagen.
 
2014-02-11 10:11:22 AM  
Such a fu*ker!
 
2014-02-11 10:18:58 AM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Still wondering why they didn't do something like this with that giraffe in Copenhagen.


I'm wondering why you didn't read the articles and not just the headlines about that case.
 
2014-02-11 10:20:36 AM  
FTA, "...25 female adult squirrel monkeys had rejected all other males and have only been mating with 10-year-old Purus, who arrived in 2009 from West Virginia"
 
2014-02-11 10:34:48 AM  
Lions despondent over the news.
 
2014-02-11 10:45:50 AM  
Will they send him to South next?
 
2014-02-11 10:52:13 AM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-02-11 10:56:00 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Still wondering why they didn't do something like this with that giraffe in Copenhagen.

I'm wondering why you didn't read the articles and not just the headlines about that case.


Hey, I was coming here to make a snark comment like "I though you handled this sort of thing now by killing it and feeding it to some lions while a bunch of school children looked on".  But then I realized hey, this is Fark, where things like facts and details ALWAYS trump snarky comments...
 
2014-02-11 11:10:33 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Still wondering why they didn't do something like this with that giraffe in Copenhagen.

I'm wondering why you didn't read the articles and not just the headlines about that case.


The articles on the case I read stated the giraffe's genes were already well-represented by other specimens at the park, so they had to do something. Why "transferring the animal to a park that would be happy to have him" wasn't an option, is what my question was.
 
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2014-02-11 11:12:57 AM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Still wondering why they didn't do something like this with that giraffe in Copenhagen.


I wondered that too, considering that Denmark has such a progressive reputation.

Apparently, the people who run the zoo are the only ones worthy of keeping a zebra and he was better off dead than being in the hands of the barbarians*.

Anyone who isn't a member of their organization.
 
2014-02-11 11:25:44 AM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: The articles on the case I read stated the giraffe's genes were already well-represented by other specimens at the park, so they had to do something. Why "transferring the animal to a park that would be happy to have him" wasn't an option, is what my question was.


My statement stands.
 
2014-02-11 11:37:48 AM  
Didn't a German zoo just kill a giraffe and feed it to the lions for similar genetic reasons? Why isn't the chimp being eaten right now?
 
2014-02-11 11:49:49 AM  

andyofne: FTA, "...25 female adult squirrel monkeys had rejected all other males and have only been mating with 10-year-old Purus, who arrived in 2009 from West Virginia"


Or possibly Lancre.

The monkey's name wasn't Greebo, was it?
 
2014-02-11 12:04:12 PM  

madgonad: Didn't a German zoo just kill a giraffe and feed it to the lions for similar genetic reasons? Why isn't the chimp being eaten right now?


Not really, the Danish zoo with the giraffe had different reasons for considering the giraffe as not genetically viable to reproduce and was not a contribution to the continued conservation of his species.  This chimp is apparently viable and contributing greatly so can continue to help with that at other zoos before he becomes a problem at the one he is currently at.
 
2014-02-11 12:42:32 PM  
www.cinemablend.com

Maybe Arctic Bio-Systems could use a new monkey.
 
2014-02-11 12:43:53 PM  

Bermuda59: Will they send him to South next?


South? Send that daughter farking wildling monkey North of the Wall.
 
2014-02-11 12:59:45 PM  
Sound luke my dad..

*sniff*
jerk.
 
2014-02-11 01:13:12 PM  

andyofne: FTA, "...25 female adult squirrel monkeys had rejected all other males and have only been mating with 10-year-old Purus, who arrived in 2009 from West Virginia"


Admittedly I clicked your profile to see if this was some sort of "WV is for lovers" pride post.
 
2014-02-11 02:58:18 PM  
So...they're afraid he's acting like a monkey naturally acts?
 
2014-02-11 03:00:25 PM  
Zoo keepers sound jealous.
 
2014-02-11 05:45:00 PM  
Monkey Mega-Playboy?
 
2014-02-11 07:06:21 PM  
He'll be getting some strange now.
 
2014-02-11 08:15:35 PM  
When will he make his public apology?

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-02-11 08:59:33 PM  
Monkey Casanova?

Hmmm... I wonder if I can talk Drew into letting me change my name...
 
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