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(SFGate)   Welcome aboard Republic Airlines, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be departing Washington for Charlotte and Kansas City as soon as I'm done torturing and murdering my CEO and his family   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Indianapolis International Airport  
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14865 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2014 at 10:10 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-11 10:39:55 AM  
5 votes:
Walker faces up to five years in federal prison without parole and a $250,000 fine.

Come bail me out guys.
2014-02-11 10:19:16 AM  
3 votes:
2014-02-11 10:14:00 AM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: I'm not familiar with Republic. Does the CEO deserve to be tortured and murdered?

It's a CEO. Deserve has everything to do with it.
2014-02-11 10:45:34 AM  
1 vote:
Torturing?  Did the pilot threaten to put the CEO on one of Republic's flights?
2014-02-11 10:40:45 AM  
1 vote:

Needlessly Complicated: "Threatened murder"? They din't give out a Nobel prize for "threatened chemistry," do they?

No, but if you think about chemistry, and write down those thoughts, you could get a noble prize for it.

/well, probably not you specifically
2014-02-11 10:31:48 AM  
1 vote:

ohsoferrety: ZAZ: I'm not familiar with Republic. Does the CEO deserve to be tortured and murdered?

Not more so than others. He at least did the job of some of his employees, though obviously not pilot.

Woah... What's with the text under that picture? Clearly, these amps go to 11.

Frontier Airlines CEO Bryan Bedford on &a mp;a mp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Undercover Boss&a mp;a mp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; (CBS
2014-02-11 10:25:36 AM  
1 vote:
For the kids- you didn't know the definition of loud until you were in one of these bad boys. Made it hard to listen to your 8-track for a day after or so.

/still used to get a meal between Oshkosh and Minneapolis
2014-02-11 10:15:44 AM  
1 vote:
Well.. Talk about not following through with your plans! He wrote multiple letters saying he was going to do it.. Nothing. What a loser!.. Yeah, I'm going to workout today.. And tomorrow.

/glad he didn't follow through.
2014-02-11 10:13:35 AM  
1 vote:
May I have an extra packet of nuts, please?
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