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(NewsTalk ZB)   Customs agent: Anything to declare? Traveler: You mean besides my donkey penis? *wink*   (newstalkzb.co.nz) divider line 48
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2014-02-11 10:20:17 AM
Now now, no need to brag.
 
2014-02-11 10:25:02 AM
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2014-02-11 10:45:01 AM
The man carrying them did not receive a fine or infringement as he had declared the items

That must have been an awkward conversation.  "Can I see your donkey penis?"
 
2014-02-11 10:53:37 AM
fta The 29 centimetre-long penis and other donkey meat items...

Dude, Oscar Mayer
 
2014-02-11 10:58:02 AM
 
2014-02-11 11:46:17 AM
It's always "the" donkey penis.
 
2014-02-11 11:49:15 AM
"We have nothing do declare!" - "Except a Cello!"

mimg.ugo.com
 
2014-02-11 11:52:44 AM
I have nothing to declare but my penis.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-11 11:55:11 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 11:56:16 AM
Do you like donkey penis? Yes?
Do you like putting donkey penis in your mouth? Yes?

What are you, a gay donkey?


Hmm, doesn't quite have the same punch as fish sticks...
 
2014-02-11 11:58:45 AM
Ass penis?
 
2014-02-11 12:00:17 PM
A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?
 
2014-02-11 12:02:51 PM

Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?


Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis
 
2014-02-11 12:05:20 PM
Don't go to England with a donkey penis
 
2014-02-11 12:05:29 PM
A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?

Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis



Speak for yourself, junior.
 
2014-02-11 12:06:00 PM

xsarien: [img.fark.net image 720x480]


Don't go to England with a donkey penis

/trying it in context this time
 
2014-02-11 12:07:05 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?

Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis


3x? Are you bragging? That's more like 8x the average human penis...right?
 
2014-02-11 12:07:06 PM

Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?


Baby donkey
 
2014-02-11 12:08:15 PM
Hey, that's my nickname.
 
2014-02-11 12:10:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?

Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis


My girlfriend asked me to "give her nine inches, and make it hurt!"

So, I stuck it in 3 times, then punched her in the mouth.
 
2014-02-11 12:14:32 PM

hardinparamedic: Wow, that's sad. Some people pay good money for their donkey penises. (NSFW)


Total Length 10.50
Usable Length 8.50

That highly depends on how one is using it. Jus' sayin'.
Click to enlarge

Nope, still 8.5" usable of 10.5" total.
 
2014-02-11 12:17:34 PM

gaslight: Hey, that's my nickname.


Mine too!

Except it's used ironically in my case
 
2014-02-11 12:21:37 PM
static4.wikia.nocookie.net

The deer penis does most of the work.
 
2014-02-11 12:22:16 PM
Oh, so that's how you do the donkey punch.
 
2014-02-11 12:22:20 PM

xsarien:


Came for avi, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-11 12:22:47 PM
OK, now I understand where the term DP comes from.
 
2014-02-11 12:25:23 PM
How is this poor man supposed to keep his yang up if they won't let him have his donkey peen. Talk about cock blocking.
 
2014-02-11 12:34:00 PM
Maybe it was this guy:
www.freeinfosociety.com
 
2014-02-11 12:34:23 PM
How is he supposed to make ceremonial donkey dick wine now!? It's supposed to cure sports related injuries, and enhance male libido.

/no more hard 3 inches for him!
 
2014-02-11 12:35:51 PM
Could have been i real trouble if he had been going to Sochi.
 
2014-02-11 12:37:30 PM
*traveller
 
2014-02-11 12:42:04 PM
"Oh it's on like Donkey Schlong..."


/or something like that.
 
2014-02-11 12:51:28 PM
Hey, if I had a show-er Id wear only spandex pants

Of course if I had a 6 pack I wouldnt wear a shirt either.
 
2014-02-11 12:52:33 PM
Pro tip: They, apparently, don't want to know that you like peanut butter and jelly sammiches.
 
2014-02-11 12:59:34 PM
That's exactly why I don't travel as much anymore: I got tired of saying that.
 
2014-02-11 01:01:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?

Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis


And that's why I don't do Polar Bear Swims.
 
2014-02-11 01:15:41 PM
Donkey penis is a delicacy? WTF is wrong with those people?
 
2014-02-11 01:16:49 PM

abhorrent1: Donkey penis is a delicacy? WTF is wrong with those people?


Apparently they haven't heard of viagra.
 
2014-02-11 01:28:32 PM

abhorrent1: Donkey penis is a delicacy? WTF is wrong with those people?


Yes, especially considering that it tastes like ass.
 
2014-02-11 01:47:29 PM
Friend of mine brought back a mineral specimen carved into the shape of a bird. So naturally when they scanned it the TSAite bellowed,  "Hey, you have a bird in your luggage!" After showing what it really was, the discussion of course degenerated into whether the mineral was some kind of explosive, the item was an art object subject to export control, a controlled substance, yada yada yada, a debate that engaged half a dozen agents/supervisors/inspectors at its height. Finally, given that the answer to most of those questions would have involved running chemical tests and a spectroscopic examination on what was clearly a damned rock, they gave up and let it go.
 
2014-02-11 01:49:52 PM
Excuse me while I whip this out.
 
2014-02-11 01:53:11 PM

MayoSlather: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Molavian: A donkey penis is only 11.5 inches long?

Only!? That's like 3x the size of a human penis

3x? Are you bragging? That's more like 8x the average human penis...right?


Angry, Hedwig?

www.downtownphoenix.com
 
2014-02-11 02:06:51 PM
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 02:38:00 PM
My GF told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt....

So I farked her 3 times and punched her in the eye...


/classicsneverdie
 
2014-02-11 02:48:26 PM
rittenhoused.com
 
2014-02-11 04:13:07 PM
Was it a donkey penis or a baby's arm holding an apple?
 
2014-02-11 06:21:03 PM

beefoe: abhorrent1: Donkey penis is a delicacy? WTF is wrong with those people?

Yes, especially considering that it tastes like ass.


You know how I know ... forget it.
 
2014-02-11 09:18:07 PM

jwookie: Excuse me while I whip this out.


When in doubt, I whip it out. I got me a rock and roll band.

(Its a free-for-all.)
 
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