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(Daily Star)   Zombeavers set to be the worst movie you will ever admit to seeing (w/ clips)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, Introducing Zombeavers, warning sign, horror comedy, cabin fevers, Sharknado  
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2014-02-11 09:56:23 AM  
I saw the trailer for this a week or two ago and I had a really hard time figuring out if it was a real movie or just a spoof trailer.

I'm still not so sure.
 
2014-02-11 10:11:38 AM  
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I wish Hoffman had gone out on a higher note.
 
2014-02-11 10:27:27 AM  
...from the people behind Cabin Fever...

/F4
//F4
///nuke from orbit
 
2014-02-11 10:28:01 AM  
Do we really need two threads on this in the space of a week?

And for those who didn't get to the bottom of the article:

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2014-02-11 10:28:29 AM  
Sharktopusnado vs Zombeavers From Outer Space. I have the script ready, Hollywood.
 
2014-02-11 10:30:22 AM  
Holy f*ck.  They actually made it.  I knew I should have gone to SyFy first when I posted that shiat in the Sharknado thread a few months ago.
 
2014-02-11 10:36:02 AM  
For some reason this is making me think of Zombie Roadkill.
 
2014-02-11 10:36:46 AM  
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So, beaver reminds me of p*ssy.  WHAT????
 
2014-02-11 10:40:18 AM  

untaken_name: ...from the people behind Cabin Fever...

/F4
//F4
///nuke from orbit


I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with Cabin Fever. "Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party. "
 
2014-02-11 10:44:18 AM  
I doubt it. My wife dragged me to "Sweet November".
 
2014-02-11 10:46:24 AM  
I watched Bong of the Dead/ in a movie theater and it was both awful and awesome (for a movie made on a budget of $5,000).
 
2014-02-11 10:53:43 AM  

devilEther: untaken_name: ...from the people behind Cabin Fever...

/F4
//F4
///nuke from orbit

I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with Cabin Fever. "Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party. "


Hey, it's just not to my taste. Just a personal thing. Just not a big fan of awful plotting, terrible dialogue, student-level acting, director cameos in six-flags-commercial-level oldsuits and bad cinematography. To each his own.
 
2014-02-11 10:54:20 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Do we really need two threads on this in the space of a week?

And for those who didn't get to the bottom of the article:

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Yo! Dawg!
I heard you liked beavers.
 
2014-02-11 10:55:59 AM  
Umm... I have seen Battlefield Earth... and Skyline and fully admit to seeing those. As well as many MST3K movies. And a lont of Sci Fi Sy Fy movies. So I think Ill check this out too.
 
2014-02-11 10:56:12 AM  
I've watched:

Snakes on a Plane
Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Hobo with a Shotgun
Nuke'em High
Toxic Avenger
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Sharknado
Night of the Lepus
Jack Frost
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
They Live
Leprechaun in the Hood
Troll 2
Tremors 4
Santa's Slay
Blacula
Soultaker
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

Do I need to continue?

Needless to say this movie will have to be pretty bad for it to be the "worst movie I'll admit to seeing".

/Snakes on a Plane isn't actually bad compared to the rest of my list
//NNwBG doesn't really fit into this category either
 
2014-02-11 10:56:30 AM  
Not even close, subby. This is the worst movie I'll admit to seeing:
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You don't even want to know about the ones I won't admit to watching. I wish I didn't know about them myself.
 
2014-02-11 10:59:31 AM  
At least it's not "Zombeliebers".
 
2014-02-11 11:00:36 AM  

degenerate-afro: I've watched:

Snakes on a Plane
Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Hobo with a Shotgun
Nuke'em High
Toxic Avenger
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Sharknado
Night of the Lepus
Jack Frost
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
They Live
Leprechaun in the Hood
Troll 2
Tremors 4
Santa's Slay
Blacula
Soultaker
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

Do I need to continue?

Needless to say this movie will have to be pretty bad for it to be the "worst movie I'll admit to seeing".

/Snakes on a Plane isn't actually bad compared to the rest of my list
//NNwBG doesn't really fit into this category either


Hey now, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Killer Klowns From Outer Space?  I have those on DVD, proudly.  They Live wasn't all bad.

The rest, yes.
 
2014-02-11 11:01:47 AM  

untaken_name: Hey, it's just not to my taste. Just a personal thing. Just not a big fan of awful plotting, terrible dialogue, student-level acting, director cameos in six-flags-commercial-level oldsuits and bad cinematography. To each his own.


I bet you like to party...with the ladies.
 
2014-02-11 11:07:31 AM  
I wish my daughter was a little older so I could watch this with her as my excuse.  Ah fark it, I'm gonna watch it anyway, everyone can lick my balls.  Especially you Mrs. Hobbs.
 
2014-02-11 11:13:38 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: They Live wasn't all bad.


and was a documentary, filmed in real time.
 
2014-02-11 11:14:52 AM  

frepnog: Satan's Bunny Slippers: They Live wasn't all bad.

and was a documentary, filmed in real time.


I never said I had good taste.  :)
 
2014-02-11 11:33:07 AM  

untaken_name: ...from the people behind Cabin Fever...

/F4
//F4
///nuke from orbit


Cabin Fever was a fun movie. For a horror film, it was fairly well received critically as well.
 
2014-02-11 11:35:52 AM  

RoyHobbs22: I wish my daughter was a little older so I could watch this with her as my excuse.  Ah fark it, I'm gonna watch it anyway, everyone can lick my balls.  Especially you Mrs. Hobbs.


You want to watch an extended "beaver joke" movie with your daughter? Why not watch a nice Woody Allen film instead?
 
2014-02-11 11:37:11 AM  
Saw name, thought 'Zed-word Porn?'

Saw picture, was somewhere between disturbed and disappointed.

Not because it wasn't a Zed-word porn, but because that was my expectation.

/also because it's still more guro than ero to me
//then again even Camille and other SexyModeVampiresses leave me cold
///It's STILL A CORPSE
 
2014-02-11 11:39:40 AM  
I'll watch it. A few "good" bad movies:

Thankskilling
Ice Cream Man
Flesh For Frankenstein
Blood For Dracula
Death Race 2000
 
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