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(Yahoo)   To keep that sneaky Team America away from their precious Molson Beer, Team Canada has a beer fridge that can only be opened with a Canadian passport, eh   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 155
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2014-02-11 10:12:44 AM
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I'm really disappointed that this article was about exactly what it said in the headline
 
2014-02-11 10:31:46 AM
blstb.msn.com
 
2014-02-11 10:41:56 AM
Meanwhile, American macro-brew is being given out free from Sochi's taps.

bellona.org
 
2014-02-11 10:42:37 AM
Well, you wouldn't want a yank dying from alcohol poisoning after foolishly drinking a REAL beer - eh?
 
2014-02-11 10:46:47 AM
They're American, if they really want some of your fermented moose piss they'll kick the lock off and take it.
 
2014-02-11 10:50:42 AM

James!: They're American, if they really want some of your fermented moose piss they'll kick the lock off and take it.


They would try three times, fail miserably, and change the mission statement to "run away thirsty & crying" - thus claiming victory (without dignity).
 
2014-02-11 10:52:54 AM
Had a guy in my frat that used to steal form us.
I peed in beer bottles and put them in the fridge.
I loaded a pack of smokes, and laid out a few lines of Ajax.

He learned.
 
2014-02-11 10:53:59 AM

oldfarthenry: James!: They're American, if they really want some of your fermented moose piss they'll kick the lock off and take it.

They would try three times, fail miserably, and change the mission statement to "run away thirsty & crying" - thus claiming victory (without dignity).


Actually they'd just tell the Canadians to open the fridge and the Canadians would trip over themselves apologizing aboot not getting it quick enough.
 
2014-02-11 10:58:54 AM
Not a fan of Canadian beer.... would not steal.
 
2014-02-11 11:00:02 AM
While Molson sucks, that's pretty cool.
 
2014-02-11 11:03:08 AM
This has actually been around for quite a while. Add campaign for this fridge started over a year ago.
 
2014-02-11 11:03:26 AM

oldfarthenry: Well, you wouldn't want a yank dying from alcohol poisoning after foolishly drinking a REAL beer - eh?


I've drunk Molson, I know Molson and sir Molson isn't real beer
 
2014-02-11 11:03:55 AM
Locking up alcohol (and crappy beer, at that) in Russia seems about as logical as guarding bottles of sea-water while floating around on a boat in the ocean.
 
2014-02-11 11:05:26 AM
Some people are stupid enough to give a corporation their passport information in exchange for a beer?
 
2014-02-11 11:07:22 AM
You know, I want whatever is in the Russia's or Jamaica's fridge
//No Thanks, eh?
///Unless it's poutine
 
2014-02-11 11:07:25 AM
It has to be Molson.  Canadians give Labatt away.

/crose enough!
 
2014-02-11 11:07:47 AM

oldfarthenry: Well, you wouldn't want a yank dying from alcohol poisoning after foolishly drinking a REAL beer - eh?


That's cute, you think Molson is a REAL beer.

/By REAL I'm assuming you mean full-flavored with a high BAC.
 
2014-02-11 11:08:08 AM

silverjets: Some people are stupid enough to give a corporation their passport information in exchange for a beer?


Only if you're really dimwitted. Canadians are the easiest nationality to mug, seriously...
 
2014-02-11 11:08:36 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meanwhile, American macro-brew is being given out free from Sochi's taps.

[bellona.org image 594x504]


It looks fraktasstic.
 
2014-02-11 11:11:07 AM
Yea, well we have a world full of awsome that can only be opened with an American passport.

*sticks out chest*
 
2014-02-11 11:11:37 AM
Hey, if it's free, who gives a shiat.
 
2014-02-11 11:12:14 AM

dwrash: Not a fan of Canadian beer.... would not steal.


Seriously, enjoy your moose piss.  It's like us locking up tripe.
 
2014-02-11 11:13:37 AM
Yeah, they're keeping the "Americans" out. Wait till the rest of the team finds out this was just a cheap ploy by the lush who volunteered to hold everyone's passports.
 
2014-02-11 11:13:43 AM

EdNortonsTwin: Yea, well we have a world full of awsome

[sic] that can only be opened with an American passport.

*sticks out chest*



Hey now, Canada is pretty awesome too:

glossi-media-us-west.s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-11 11:15:28 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meanwhile, American macro-brew is being given out free from Sochi's taps.

[bellona.org image 594x504]


Looks like Bud, tastes like Bud-Light.
 
2014-02-11 11:15:35 AM

silverjets: Some people are stupid enough to give a corporation their passport information in exchange for a beer?


They are in Russia. The guy at customs sold their information to the mafia a week ago.
 
2014-02-11 11:16:38 AM
That's a nifty lock mechanism.
 
2014-02-11 11:17:24 AM

EdNortonsTwin: Yea, well we have a world full of awsome that can only be opened with an American passport.

*sticks out chest*


Je ouchies now or rater?  Rater better.  Now faster.
 
2014-02-11 11:19:44 AM
Good day and welcome to the great white north, eh?

Good day, eh?

Question for you, hoser. How do you keep people, like my brother, from stealing your beer, eh?

I don't know, hosehead. Maybe stock yer fridge with Bud Light.

Take off, hoser! We're talking about beer you wanna drink. Not beer you have to drink because the beer store was closed and Uncle Matt went down to Detroit and bought the first beer that he saw, eh?

And most of that beer sat in the fridge until mom threw it out.

Yah! And no one offered to pay Uncle Matt for the beer, gas money or toll fares, eh? So, let's say you gotta beer and you don't want someone spongin' off of ya. You get this nifty fridge with this lock on it.

I don't see no key, hosehead.

That's cause it's a super fridge. You don't need a key, hoser. You need a passport. A passport is a thing that you can use to visit different countries like Quebec. You show it to the guy at the border and he's like "Welcome to Quebec, you hosers. Parlez vous Francais, eh?"

I don't need a passport. When I go through the tunnel, I just tell them I'm from South Detroit. Which is Windsor, eh? They don't know nuttin.

Hoser. This works in other places. Now watch 'cause I'm just going to show you this once. I just swipe the passport like this and that beep says I can open the fridge. There! I just got a beer and you can't have one.

Swipe it again, Hoser. I want a beer too.

No way. Go to the beer store and get your own, eh?

Give me!

Oh, you hosehead. You broke my passport! Now, I can't get any beer either!

Hey. I got an idea. We hook this fridge up to the van and drag it down the street, eh? That'll get the beer out of it.

Hey. For a moron, you got some good ideas. Go get the chains and I'll push the fridge out to the street, eh? So, that looks like all the time we'll have today, eh? Join us again next time for the Great White North, eh?

Takeoff, eh?

Yeah. Takeoff.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:48 AM

oldfarthenry: Well, you wouldn't want a yank dying from alcohol poisoning after foolishly drinking a REAL beer - eh?


Seriously?
'Cause Molson's sucks ass.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:57 AM
Geeze...the american butthurt over Canadian beer in here is ridiculous. Get over it yanks...beer is just one more thing to add to the list of things you suck at compared to the great & powerful Canada.
 
2014-02-11 11:23:06 AM
But the Quebecois are not invited, the instructions are only in English.
 
2014-02-11 11:23:26 AM

JohnnyCanuck: Geeze...the american butthurt over Canadian beer in here is ridiculous. Get over it yanks...beer is just one more thing to add to the list of things you suck at compared to the great & powerful Canada.


I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.
 
2014-02-11 11:23:34 AM

silverjets: Some people are stupid enough to give a corporation their passport information in exchange for a beer?


Well, it's not like your scanning your credit card at Target. I'm sure Molson will guard your personal information very clo....

...crap, I can't even finish that sentence without laughing.
 
2014-02-11 11:23:46 AM
Molson. Canada's PBR.
 
2014-02-11 11:24:51 AM

Evil Mackerel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meanwhile, American macro-brew is being given out free from Sochi's taps.

[bellona.org image 594x504]

It looks fraktasstic.


Made with crisp West Virginian water.
 
2014-02-11 11:25:50 AM
No, "AMERICA, FARK YEAH!"?


/I am disappoint
 
2014-02-11 11:27:12 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meanwhile, American macro-brew is being given out free from Sochi's taps.

[bellona.org image 594x504]


FTFY (below)

www.urinetheclear.com
 
2014-02-11 11:27:27 AM
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I might be a proud Canada, but I still prefer
Innis and Gunn.

Mind you, Creemore springs urBock is
pretty damn good as well.

Ignoring the yanks comments on our beer. I guess if
your taste buds get poisoned long enough by that
weak piss they pass off as beer, it's probably hard
to tell a good beer from a bad one.
 
2014-02-11 11:28:28 AM

James!: I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.


You probably just didn't hear it with your head so far up your ass.

....or maybe it was drowned out by by the sound of how awesome Americans say 'Murika is.
 
2014-02-11 11:30:06 AM
bah.

Our goalies keep bringing hipster beer like PBR and Coors light.  ugh.

Molson would be an improvement.
 
2014-02-11 11:31:22 AM
As an American I can say that I appreciate the innovation and dedication of such a beer storage locking device.
 
2014-02-11 11:31:27 AM

dwrash: Not a fan of Canadian beer.... would not steal.


That's the same as saying you're not a fan of "American beer". Mass produced lager, brewed to have no taste, is crap regardless of which nation is making it.
 
2014-02-11 11:32:35 AM
It has been a while since I had that beer.
My tastes have changed a lot since I started getting beer from a local growler spot.  I have gotten really picky and can't stand the stuff in bottles or cans anymore.  But it would not hurt getting some in a bar on tap.
 
2014-02-11 11:33:02 AM

JohnnyCanuck: James!: I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.

You probably just didn't hear it with your head so far up your ass.

....or maybe it was drowned out by by the sound of how awesome Americans say 'Murika is.


Don't get sad Canadaman.  You could reach towards American greatness once your country is annexed.
 
2014-02-11 11:35:25 AM

James!: JohnnyCanuck: James!: I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.

You probably just didn't hear it with your head so far up your ass.

....or maybe it was drowned out by by the sound of how awesome Americans say 'Murika is.

Don't get sad Canadaman.  You could reach towards American greatness once your country is annexed.



Sabotage? Again?  Ok
 
2014-02-11 11:36:11 AM

jxb465: oldfarthenry: Well, you wouldn't want a yank dying from alcohol poisoning after foolishly drinking a REAL beer - eh?

That's cute, you think Molson is a REAL beer.

/By REAL I'm assuming you mean full-flavored with a high BAC.


Since when does beer have blood in it?
 
2014-02-11 11:36:21 AM

James!: JohnnyCanuck: Geeze...the american butthurt over Canadian beer in here is ridiculous. Get over it yanks...beer is just one more thing to add to the list of things you suck at compared to the great & powerful Canada.

I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.


Try living out of the country and seeing Canadians doing just downright stupid and disrespectful stuff and when called on it they say "It's cool dude I am not American, I am Canadian."  It is the first thing they tell you when they meet you as well.

I had to help to Canuck college professors in Colombia who decided to rough up a stripper in a club, and then the cops were called they calmed the situation down and were going to let them go, one of the geniuses jumped on a cops motorcycle and took it for a joyride around the block.

So, I have to carry my  happy ass down to the jail in the wee small hours because my brother in law called.

The Canucks are screaming at me to call their embassy and this is totally unfair to Canadians.  I explain to them calmly that sure I will call their embassy, and their embassy will do nothing because they will be charged with assaulting a woman and stealing police property, they will lose their jobs, have to do a few months in Colombian prison, then be deported, and basically have their lives ruined.

I told them that for 200 US I could get the cops to look the other way and let them go, and all would be right with the world.

"My god, you are suggested we pay a bribe, that is just crazy, civilized people do not do that sort of thing"

Yeah, will civilized people do not smack hookers around and steal police vehicles.

They eventually paid but their outrage had a three mile bast radius.

I know some good canucks but the ones that tend to travel tend to be 90% raging assholes.  Especially the ones that go to Cuba.
 
2014-02-11 11:36:46 AM

James!: You could reach towards American greatness once your country is annexed.


That would be a step backward.

\'specially now that we're dominating the Winter Games
 
2014-02-11 11:36:53 AM

James!: JohnnyCanuck: James!: I don't think Canada has ever been described as great and powerful.

You probably just didn't hear it with your head so far up your ass.

....or maybe it was drowned out by by the sound of how awesome Americans say 'Murika is.

Don't get sad Canadaman.  You could reach towards American greatness once your country is annexed.


Works for most of us. We'd love to annex you, but I can't imagine most of your population going for it.
They'd actually have to go to school and get an education. I know how that would be a struggle for a lot of Americans trying to keep up with their Canadian overlords.
 
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