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(Denver Channel)   Trayvon Martin charged in deadly shooting in Denver; the zombie uprising has begun   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 72
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2014-02-11 08:18:32 AM
Is the stupid tag retired?
 
2014-02-11 08:18:40 AM
Can't we all just get along?
 
2014-02-11 08:19:31 AM
Dibs on the sword and .22!
 
2014-02-11 08:21:42 AM
Will he box David Duke later?
 
2014-02-11 08:23:14 AM
That's true, if you suck at spelling.
 
2014-02-11 08:23:28 AM
Does he look like President Obama's theoretical son as well?
 
2014-02-11 08:23:51 AM
That's Tayvon.. the evil twin. We're doing evil twins this week. Zombies are so last month.
 
2014-02-11 08:23:56 AM
Oh, Tayvon.
www.poobou.com
 
2014-02-11 08:24:32 AM
Poor kid, he was just turning his life around and had dreams of being a pediatrician.
 
2014-02-11 08:25:02 AM
oh FFS.
if you're gonna troll, at least get the names right.
 
2014-02-11 08:25:38 AM
You say potato, I say mulatto
 
2014-02-11 08:27:32 AM
I told you libs that this savage animal wildebeast THUG would not stop until you all were shot.
 
2014-02-11 08:28:05 AM

ComaToast: That's Tayvon.. the evil twin. We're doing evil twins this week. Zombies are so last month.


Unlike his noble and good twin, Trayvon, Tayvon had previously been seen on CC security cameras purchasing a bag of M&M's and bottle of Snapple.
 
2014-02-11 08:30:27 AM
The marijuana-fueled blood frenzy of Denver begins. How many more must fall before we learn the folly of legalization?
 
2014-02-11 08:32:00 AM

ComaToast: That's Tayvon.. the evil twin. We're doing evil twins this week. Zombies are so last month.


Until we see the goatee I don't think it's fair to accuse him of being evil. There may be mitigating circumstances.
 
2014-02-11 08:33:07 AM

sethen320: Dibs on the sword and .22!


I'll take the crowbar.
 
2014-02-11 08:34:40 AM
He got the wrong Trayvon! Was his facial recognition malfunctioning?
 
2014-02-11 08:36:53 AM
Subby can't read.
 
2014-02-11 08:37:24 AM
Will he be represented by Geoge Zimmeman?
 
2014-02-11 08:40:29 AM
And here I was thinking Trayvon was a totally unique name.
 
2014-02-11 08:41:59 AM

bikerbob59: Subby can't read.


Or can he? It got him a green. Maybe the mods can't read, or maybe the mods wanted a troll thread.

/haters gonna hate.
 
2014-02-11 08:42:48 AM

jigger: And here I was thinking Trayvon was a totally unique name.


Not sure if trolling, but...it isn't and it's actually an old name, not some made up one like most believe.

It's "TAY-von" in the story.
 
2014-02-11 08:42:51 AM
Some people need to learn to read.

But thanks for another race baiting headline
 
2014-02-11 08:44:20 AM
Here, let's get this over with

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2014-02-11 08:45:00 AM
Trayvon had a sibling in Denver? I wouldn't be surpised that he was a trouble maker also. At least another has been put down.
 
2014-02-11 08:46:09 AM
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2014-02-11 08:46:36 AM
LAUGHTER OL. The pain of the rectums of many of you provide to me much of the delicious joy. The people who believe this is the issue of the racial nature show the complex of the personocutionings which has much more of the funniness.
 
2014-02-11 08:52:03 AM
Now if the victim was named George Zimmerman that would be a story!
 
2014-02-11 08:55:32 AM
Wow! by looking at his picture, I'd say he needs an Accutane prescription.
 
2014-02-11 08:57:58 AM
Nice Tray, subby.
 
2014-02-11 08:58:02 AM

Strangerarranger: Wow! by looking at his picture, I'd say he needs an Accutane Accutrane prescription.


FTFY.
 
2014-02-11 09:00:32 AM

generallyso: ComaToast: That's Tayvon.. the evil twin. We're doing evil twins this week. Zombies are so last month.

Until we see the goatee I don't think it's fair to accuse him of being evil. There may be mitigating circumstances.


Especially if he was driven to it by an evil hottie:

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2014-02-11 09:05:22 AM
You have to think of all the shiat that can go through a person's mind before they squeeze a trigger, "My name is Trayvon Martin, if I get involved in ANYTHING noteworthy, the media will rip me up" might have been one?
But Nnnnnooooooooooooooooo. You had to be a big shot, didn't you? You had to shoot a bunch of people and run away, KNOWING they would find you and the media would tear you up like a 99 cent bag of Doritos at a NORMAL meeting. Didn't think, did you? Couldn't get someone else to do the job for you? Maybe you buddy, Michael Jackson, who owes you a huge favor? Or that guy down the street you bailed out? Billy Smith?
Had to do it yourself. Just had to be a big shot. Well, here you are. And it's a nice day and everything.
 
2014-02-11 09:10:20 AM
Glad the people of Denver learned their lesson and were good victims this time.

// hate for anyone to fight back.
 
2014-02-11 09:15:26 AM
AND HE SHALL BE TAYVON....

/Sorry. All I could think of was Elton John.
//Enjoy the ear worm.
 
2014-02-11 09:16:49 AM
Finally. Justice will be served.
 
2014-02-11 09:22:54 AM

OnlyM3: Glad the people of Denver learned their lesson and were good victims this time.

// hate for anyone to fight back.


Fact of street life - when some skell just straight up whips one out and starts pooping caps in you, you can have the 10th street armory in your pockets for all the good it will do you.  A typical victim in one of these urban shootings has little or no chance to defend themselves. Plenty of heavily strapped bangers have died well armed - the other guy got the drop on them.
Guns are far, far from invincible, and there is no substitute for a sharp set of survival instincts.
 
2014-02-11 09:27:49 AM

jso2897: Guns are far, far from invincible, and there is no substitute for a sharp set of survival instincts.


Absolutely.

Just like having a fire extinguisher in your kitchen is no guarantee you'll save your house from a fire.  It just gives you more options, which you may or may not be able to exercise, depending on the circumstances.
 
2014-02-11 09:31:08 AM

dittybopper: jso2897: Guns are far, far from invincible, and there is no substitute for a sharp set of survival instincts.

Absolutely.

Just like having a fire extinguisher in your kitchen is no guarantee you'll save your house from a fire.  It just gives you more options, which you may or may not be able to exercise, depending on the circumstances.


There are a lot of people out there changing diapers right now with recently expired boxes of condoms in the medicine cabinet.
 
2014-02-11 09:33:27 AM
After what this monster did to those 3 girls in Ohio, let him rot in prison... Again. I know he got sick last time..
 
2014-02-11 09:59:13 AM
in all fairness, george zimmerman may be an innocent time traveler who is bad at paperwork.
 
2014-02-11 09:59:32 AM
How do they come up with these names? Has Raveon Martin been taken yet?
 
2014-02-11 10:22:21 AM
They couldn't at least let him do something with that huge whitehead on his chin before getting that pic?
 
2014-02-11 10:22:55 AM
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he's coming for Adam West!
 
2014-02-11 10:25:02 AM

mrinfoguy: After what this monster did to those 3 girls in Ohio, let him rot in prison... Again. I know he got sick last time..


Can someone explain this comment?
 
2014-02-11 10:27:35 AM

stampylives: in all fairness, george zimmerman may be an innocent time traveler who is bad at paperwork.


He should leave time travel to the experts.
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2014-02-11 10:30:01 AM

Latinwolf: mrinfoguy: After what this monster did to those 3 girls in Ohio, let him rot in prison... Again. I know he got sick last time..

Can someone explain this comment?


He thinks Fidel Castro killed George Zimmerman.
 
2014-02-11 10:37:20 AM

devilEther: Latinwolf: mrinfoguy: After what this monster did to those 3 girls in Ohio, let him rot in prison... Again. I know he got sick last time..

Can someone explain this comment?

He thinks Fidel Castro killed George Zimmerman.


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2014-02-11 10:49:50 AM
Since the DMX/Zimmerman fight was cancelled, Trayvon has risen to seek justice.
 
2014-02-11 10:51:40 AM

dittybopper: jso2897: Guns are far, far from invincible, and there is no substitute for a sharp set of survival instincts.

Absolutely.

Just like having a fire extinguisher in your kitchen is no guarantee you'll save your house from a fire.  It just gives you more options, which you may or may not be able to exercise, depending on the circumstances.


Wasn't supposed to be an anti-gun argument - just a statement of fact.
Which, in fact, it was.
 
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