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2014-02-11 08:14:13 AM
Must have been awful for them.
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2014-02-11 08:16:41 AM
Introduce him to Michael Sam.
 
2014-02-11 08:18:27 AM
If someone with the body of an olympian isn't in a relationship it's probably because he's looking for something casual. Probably from other olympians.
 
2014-02-11 08:23:26 AM
This could be really awkward if he doesn't like girls.
 
2014-02-11 08:29:23 AM

generallyso: If someone with the body of an olympian isn't in a relationship it's probably because he's looking for something casual. Probably from other olympians.


100,000 condoms shipped to Sochi... so far.
 
2014-02-11 08:30:29 AM
i like the part where he said anyone who posts on his fb would get ar personal response too. thanks dad! I'm not busy with anything at the moment that would make it hard to leave thousands of replys
 
2014-02-11 08:34:16 AM
why can't he just post his phone number on his helmet like everyone else, and leave dad out of it.
 
2014-02-11 08:35:58 AM
Probably has a significant other and doesn't want that person to meet his idiot dad.
 
2014-02-11 08:39:48 AM
He's an Olympian athlete staying in the Village; I doubt he's lacking for companionship any time he wants it while staying there.
 
2014-02-11 08:40:38 AM
Yeah cause needy women love it when the guys they're dating spend 10-12 hours a doing something other than fawning over them.

"You never pay attention to me! You spend all your time with your stupid Olympic friends!"

/stay single until you're done, dude.
 
2014-02-11 08:49:47 AM
Hahahahaha! I was wondering when this would show up on Fark.

This is my boss and his son. Obviously the whole Olympics thing has been huge news around the office, and the fact that his plug to get Tucker a date is making national news is just incredibly amusing.

I don't know Mr. West well (he's the company owner, not my supervisor), but I feel safe in saying he wouldn't have done it if he didn't think Tucker would be able to laugh about it too. :)

There are pictures of himself, Tucker and Jenna Bush together up on the Team Tucker Facebook page now.
 
2014-02-11 08:50:20 AM
The boy is only 18.  Give him time and quit pushing, daddy.
 
2014-02-11 08:55:31 AM

Cold_Sassy: The boy is only 18.  Give him time and quit pushing, daddy.


Listen, and understand. The parents are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have given them grandchildren.
 
2014-02-11 09:04:52 AM
My guess is that he ends up thanking his Dad.
 
2014-02-11 09:06:39 AM
I hear this bobsledder is available (bonus: she's older, but just as inexperienced as you!)
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-02-11 09:09:32 AM
Oh, just embarrass him right back.
Come out.

You can always tweet "jk" later.
 
2014-02-11 09:09:50 AM

Kristoph57: Cold_Sassy: The boy is only 18.  Give him time and quit pushing, daddy.

Listen, and understand. The parents are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have given them grandchildren.


Indeed there are, and I feel very sorry for young kids with parents like that.  Fortunately mine were very cool.
 
2014-02-11 09:14:24 AM
Dad's thoughts are: my plan is working because he'll have money to get his own place, and if he gets a SO and I tell him he can't have sex in my house, he'll move out so he can have sex.

Everyone thinks dads don't want their kids having sex, because dads make them feel so uncomfortable even talking about sex with them.  The real truth, dad knows if you are comfortable enough to have sex in his house with him home, you are too comfortable living there and won't leave.  That's why some dads are having boomerang kids, the kids are comfortable in dad's basement, which means that dad screwed up.

So dad's complete message:  He's a great catch, get him out of my house.

/yes, I have an 18yro.
//He's single, very single
 
2014-02-11 09:59:15 AM

Mr.Bobo: My guess is that he ends up thanking his Dad.


For all the new stalkers?
 
2014-02-11 10:47:54 AM

johndalek: why can't he just post his phone number on his helmet like everyone else, and leave dad out of it.


Yeah, came to say this. That's how the Russian dude ended up with enough naked pics to crash his phone. Although I don't know how many of those would be considered "girlfriend" material.
 
2014-02-11 11:10:05 AM
Subby you realize that the Olympics village is one big modern day Rome complete with the orgy and debauchery right? Think about it, thousands of young men and women at their physical peak who have been training for months and years. Probably haven't had sex in just as long. After their event, they just grab the next available hunk/hottie and fark like rabbits. Right there, in the open, and the others just walk idly by like it ain't no thang. Who needs a girlfriend?

That's how I picture it anyways.
 
2014-02-11 11:54:47 AM

Queensowntalia: Hahahahaha! I was wondering when this would show up on Fark.

This is my boss and his son. Obviously the whole Olympics thing has been huge news around the office, and the fact that his plug to get Tucker a date is making national news is just incredibly amusing.

I don't know Mr. West well (he's the company owner, not my supervisor), but I feel safe in saying he wouldn't have done it if he didn't think Tucker would be able to laugh about it too. :)

There are pictures of himself, Tucker and Jenna Bush together up on the Team Tucker Facebook page now.


I used to work there. Brett West is an enormous douche. He's had a number of affairs with his employees like Sue Rich. This is more about him getting laid than his son.
 
2014-02-11 12:01:55 PM

bulok: Subby you realize that the Olympics village is one big modern day Rome complete with the orgy and debauchery right? Think about it, thousands of young men and women at their physical peak who have been training for months and years. Probably haven't had sex in just as long. After their event, they just grab the next available hunk/hottie and fark like rabbits. Right there, in the open, and the others just walk idly by like it ain't no thang. Who needs a girlfriend?

That's how I picture it anyways.


Me too. It's simultaneously awesome and depressing.
 
2014-02-11 12:13:12 PM

SauceIT: Queensowntalia: Hahahahaha! I was wondering when this would show up on Fark.

This is my boss and his son. Obviously the whole Olympics thing has been huge news around the office, and the fact that his plug to get Tucker a date is making national news is just incredibly amusing.

I don't know Mr. West well (he's the company owner, not my supervisor), but I feel safe in saying he wouldn't have done it if he didn't think Tucker would be able to laugh about it too. :)

There are pictures of himself, Tucker and Jenna Bush together up on the Team Tucker Facebook page now.

I used to work there. Brett West is an enormous douche. He's had a number of affairs with his employees like Sue Rich. This is more about him getting laid than his son.


ryanesaki.com
 
2014-02-11 12:18:25 PM

SauceIT: I used to work there. Brett West is an enormous douche. He's had a number of affairs with his employees like Sue Rich. This is more about him getting laid than his son.


I bet I'd remember you! I've been here a very long time.

Gotta disagree with you on the last part of your statement though - man obviously loves his son and they seem to have a great relationship. This isn't about him at all. :) (Anyway, he can't really compete with his son in the girl category - middle-aged man vs. 18-year-old adorable Olympic athlete? no contest :P).


(and if you're reading this, hi Frank. No, this isn't weird and awkward at all :p).

I probably shouldn't even be posting here, but.. my intentions are good, anyway. Heh.
 
2014-02-11 12:26:10 PM
Just appalled that people seem to think this is "cute" or "wholesome". Having worked for the guy, seen what I've seen, I know it's nothing short of creepy.
 
2014-02-11 12:31:32 PM

lack of warmth: Dad's thoughts are: my plan is working because he'll have money to get his own place, and if he gets a SO and I tell him he can't have sex in my house, he'll move out so he can have sex.

Everyone thinks dads don't want their kids having sex, because dads make them feel so uncomfortable even talking about sex with them.  The real truth, dad knows if you are comfortable enough to have sex in his house with him home, you are too comfortable living there and won't leave.  That's why some dads are having boomerang kids, the kids are comfortable in dad's basement, which means that dad screwed up.

So dad's complete message:  He's a great catch, get him out of my house.

/yes, I have an 18yro.
//He's single, very single


Mine sleeps in a walk-in closet, because nothing says "I got to move the hell out" quite like sleeping in a walk-in closet.
 
2014-02-11 12:35:01 PM

SauceIT: Just appalled that people seem to think this is "cute" or "wholesome". Having worked for the guy, seen what I've seen, I know it's nothing short of creepy.


How long ago were you fired?
/I can guess why.
 
2014-02-11 12:43:55 PM

puckrock2000: I hear this bobsledder is available (bonus: she's older, but just as inexperienced as you!)
[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


who dat/
 
2014-02-11 12:44:29 PM
How long ago were you fired?
/I can guess why.



Wasn't fired. Things went from good to ok to weird to intolerable and desperately looking for another job. I certainly was not alone in feeling this way either.
 
2014-02-11 12:52:06 PM

lack of warmth: Dad's thoughts are: my plan is working because he'll have money to get his own place, and if he gets a SO and I tell him he can't have sex in my house, he'll move out so he can have sex.

Everyone thinks dads don't want their kids having sex, because dads make them feel so uncomfortable even talking about sex with them.  The real truth, dad knows if you are comfortable enough to have sex in his house with him home, you are too comfortable living there and won't leave.  That's why some dads are having boomerang kids, the kids are comfortable in dad's basement, which means that dad screwed up.

So dad's complete message:  He's a great catch, get him out of my house.

/yes, I have an 18yro.
//He's single, very single


That sounds like a good explanation. "I love my son but goddamnit he needs to get out of my damn house!"

In other news, Olympian women (and men, I'm sure) almost uniformly have amazing butts and legs. That alone is reason enough to aspire to be an Olympian IMHO.
 
2014-02-11 01:18:34 PM
Also wondering who SauceIT is, but more out of curiosity. I definitely know them :)

I'm torn whether this is a good thing because he's getting all this attention or a bad thing because it takes away from the reason they are at the games?
 
2014-02-11 01:30:22 PM

bulok: puckrock2000: I hear this bobsledder is available (bonus: she's older, but just as inexperienced as you!)
[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]

who dat/


Failed hurdler turned bobsled-pusher Lolo Jones.
 
2014-02-11 01:43:19 PM

Queensowntalia: SauceIT: I used to work there. Brett West is an enormous douche. He's had a number of affairs with his employees like Sue Rich. This is more about him getting laid than his son.

I bet I'd remember you! I've been here a very long time.


I'm betting he's "that guy" who was fired recently...if that helps at all
 
2014-02-11 03:49:13 PM

generallyso: If someone with the body of an olympian isn't in a relationship it's probably because he's looking for something casual. Probably from other olympians.


oryx: This could be really awkward if he doesn't like girls.

 
2014-02-11 06:03:51 PM

lack of warmth: That's why some dads are having boomerang kids, the kids are comfortable in dad's basement, which means that dad screwed up.


Or maybe it means the dad has a decent relationship with his son and isn't obsessed with getting rid of him by any means necessary.

/just sayin'
 
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