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(Kinston Free Press)   Smurf-collecting serial-farter lets wife write new wedding vows   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Valentine's Day, Smurfs, marriage vows  
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7433 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2014 at 9:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-11 11:44:28 AM  
2 votes:
For what it's worth, I fart in every Kroger, Publix and Walmart I'm ever in. The stench is fantastic.

/come behind me, smell the success!
2014-02-11 11:01:01 AM  
2 votes:
My husband doesn't appreciate my farts or any farts, for that matter.  When I let off a big, noisy, stinky one at him and he just grumbles, 'glad I don't have to clean that up', it hurts my feelings.  hehehe, once when we in Las Vegas and I had eaten enough for 3 fat women at the buffet--later that night when he was asleep I stood up and farted on him.  repeatedly.  he moaned in his sleep, I think he liked it!
He says I have class with a small k.  hurts my feelings.  farts are to be shared, don't ya know.
2014-02-11 10:01:04 AM  
2 votes:
GIS for Cereal Killer
2014-02-11 11:37:58 AM  
1 vote:
This is the worst link I've ever seen on Fark.
2014-02-11 11:33:10 AM  
1 vote:
Subby needs to rethink his cookie policy, maybe his life's direction.
2014-02-11 11:04:55 AM  
1 vote:
I love that the image used is of white creamy stuff dripping down something fishy.

/yes, I'm 12
//so what.
2014-02-11 10:08:30 AM  
1 vote:
"I once spent my entire paycheck going through the same drive-thru 50 times in one day trying to get a Smurfette, only to end up with 49 Papa Smurfs and a Gargamel."
(Never once asking, "Do you have any Smurfettes?")

Farkers, THIS man found a mate and reproduced. Singles, make of it what you will.
2014-02-11 09:17:26 AM  
1 vote:

Not especially.
2014-02-11 08:28:19 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: I promise to stop telling the grandchildren that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
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