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(Kinston Free Press)   Smurf-collecting serial-farter lets wife write new wedding vows   (kinston.com ) divider line
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2014-02-11 10:39:17 AM  
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E5bie: "I once spent my entire paycheck going through the same drive-thru 50 times in one day trying to get a Smurfette, only to end up with 49 Papa Smurfs and a Gargamel."
(Never once asking, "Do you have any Smurfettes?")

Farkers, THIS man found a mate and reproduced. Singles, make of it what you will.


He... he what?  He was dating a woman that worked at McDonalds and he couldn't bribe somebody to dig through the bin for him.  I once gave a guy $20 and he checked for a toy.
2014-02-11 10:05:53 AM  
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2014-02-11 02:25:13 PM  
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weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 850x412]

Original Smurfette is Best Smurfette.


that's smurfette pre transformation and post transformation.

she was made by gargamel to trap the smurfs. she was rescued by papa smurf and transformed into the blond smurfette.

has nothing to do with anyone or people's likes. it happened in 1966.
2014-02-11 10:45:37 AM  
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mike_d85: E5bie: "I once spent my entire paycheck going through the same drive-thru 50 times in one day trying to get a Smurfette, only to end up with 49 Papa Smurfs and a Gargamel."
(Never once asking, "Do you have any Smurfettes?")

Farkers, THIS man found a mate and reproduced. Singles, make of it what you will.

He... he what?  He was dating a woman that worked at McDonalds and he couldn't bribe somebody to dig through the bin for him.  I once gave a guy $20 and he checked for a toy.


They always did it for my monsters for free - sometimes giving us extra toys - even if it was a McDonald's different from our "usual" one.

/But they need to bring back their sugar cookies!!! Waaah!
 
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