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(WorldNetDaily)   Ted Cruz' energy plan: create a "Great American Energy Renaissance" by doing the exact same things we've done before, only much harder and far faster   (wnd.com) divider line 41
    More: Obvious, Sen. Ted Cruz, American Energy, Energy Renaissance, Americans, energy planning, Heritage Action, Energy Policy Act of 2005  
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2014-02-11 07:49:05 AM
Column by Alyssa Farah, wife of porn stash king Joe Farah.
 
2014-02-11 07:50:59 AM
LET'S BURN ALL OUR OIL FIRST!
 
2014-02-11 07:55:38 AM
You know who is really good at doing things much harder and far faster than the way we've done it before? Immigrants.
 
2014-02-11 08:02:15 AM
All these years later and a Canadian spouting "Drill, baby, drill" is still the GOP energy plan.
 
2014-02-11 08:03:37 AM
Furiously, even?
 
2014-02-11 08:08:31 AM
Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

/Ted Cruz = Zapp Brannigan?
 
2014-02-11 08:25:36 AM
Ted Cruz is still a thing? I can't bring myself to give a shiat what this syrup farmer says...
 
2014-02-11 08:27:47 AM
We've finally invented a way to harness the power of hot air?
 
2014-02-11 08:28:09 AM
Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yes, but faster.
 
2014-02-11 08:29:48 AM
FTA:  "If you are a Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging Greenpeace activist, you should love the Keystone pipeline," he said.

And if your a gun shooting, A-rab hating Texan then you should love solar since it reduces dependence on foreign oil even more.  Amiright, Cruz?
 
2014-02-11 08:30:53 AM

Serious Black: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

/Ted Cruz = Zapp Brannigan?


WTF Indeed: You know who is really good at doing things much harder and far faster than the way we've done it before? Immigrants.


I was thinking more Max Power

/there's three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
//Isn't that the wrong way?
///Yeah, but faster!
 
2014-02-11 08:31:35 AM

max_pooper: Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yes, but faster.


Shakes tiny fist!
 
2014-02-11 08:34:20 AM
"The policies of failure have failed. We must make them work again!"

It seems more and more there is indeed a Simpsons quote (or five) for every situation.
 
2014-02-11 08:35:44 AM
SHUT UP TED CRUZ, YOU COCK!
 
2014-02-11 08:41:41 AM
doing the exact same things we've done before, only much harder and far faster

Masterbate?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-02-11 08:42:22 AM
Hey "Ted" - are you a US citizen yet?
 
2014-02-11 08:57:49 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-02-11 09:10:27 AM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-11 09:11:28 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-02-11 09:21:13 AM
Ted Cruz'

img.4plebs.org
 
2014-02-11 09:22:57 AM
If we don't burn the oil, the Chinese will. So what the hell, I am going to replace my diesel pickup with another diesel pickup. I am going to live large, while I can.
 
2014-02-11 09:31:47 AM
Ted Cruz's career shames us all.
 
2014-02-11 09:41:18 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: All these years later and a Canadian spouting "Drill, baby, drill" is still the GOP energy plan.


And coal, don't forget about the coal.
 
2014-02-11 09:42:27 AM
But let's build the Keystone XL pipeline to export the oil all the same.
 
2014-02-11 09:47:39 AM

Pick: If we don't burn the oil, the Chinese will. So what the hell, I am going to replace my diesel pickup with another diesel pickup. I am going to live large, while I can.


What came to mind:
th09.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-11 09:48:04 AM

Serious Black: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

/Ted Cruz = Zapp Brannigan?


You have to admit, it does explain quite a lot.
 
2014-02-11 09:57:45 AM
it is safer for the environment than alternatives, namely relying on overseas shipments of oil.

... he said, without providing any information to back it up or acknowledging alternatives besides oil.

faceless bureaucrat

I'm not exactly sure what to call that thing on the front of his head, but "face" doesn't seem like the right word. Maybe he's referring to himself here.
 
2014-02-11 10:20:19 AM
I'm surprised his energy plan doesn't (admittedly, at least) include annexing Alberta. After all, that would solve his little citizenship problem.
 
2014-02-11 10:26:56 AM
Still trying to distract from citizenship-ghazi, "Ted"?
 
2014-02-11 10:28:30 AM
Doing the same thing harder and faster?   That means we'll get paid more, right?
 
2014-02-11 10:30:42 AM
With all the Rafael Eduardo Cruz greenlights I am getting a lot of use out of this.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 10:32:31 AM

jayhawk88: Serious Black: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

/Ted Cruz = Zapp Brannigan?

You have to admit, it does explain quite a lot.


I think they even physically resemble each other a bit (other than the hair color):

images1.wikia.nocookie.net upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-11 10:47:05 AM

Serious Black: jayhawk88: Serious Black: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

/Ted Cruz = Zapp Brannigan?

You have to admit, it does explain quite a lot.

I think they even physically resemble each other a bit (other than the hair color):

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550] [upload.wikimedia.org image 490x550]


Hmmm....

2.bp.blogspot.comastrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-11 10:59:23 AM
Derper Harder Faster Stronger?
 
2014-02-11 11:05:00 AM
Ted Cruz is the male Sarah Palin?
 
2014-02-11 12:09:27 PM

Fart_Machine: Ted Cruz is the male Sarah Palin?


Only if he resigns before his term is finished.
 
2014-02-11 02:53:12 PM
Ted Cruz' energy plan: create a "Great American Energy Renaissance" by doing the exact same things we've done before, only much harder and far faster

So Ted Cruz is an energy Keynesian?
 
2014-02-11 03:19:57 PM
Two Wing Nut Derp articles in a row?

Isn't that a form of assault?
 
2014-02-11 03:27:10 PM

nyseattitude: Two Wing Nut Derp articles in a row?

Isn't that a form of assault?


Now with more (sponsored partner) no-commenting links!
 
2014-02-11 07:43:36 PM
So less "vroom vroom", more "boom boom"?
 
2014-02-12 01:16:56 AM

Marcus Aurelius: But let's build the Keystone XL pipeline to export the oil all the same.


And forget about the risk for aquifers upon which millions depend... just to arrive at a duty free port in Assex.
 
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