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(The Korea Times)   Basketball diplomacy is not going well   (koreatimes.co.kr) divider line 29
    More: Obvious, Koryo Hotel, North Koreans, hermit kingdom, Dennis Rodman, bowels  
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2014-02-11 08:34:47 AM  
13 votes:
Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.
2014-02-11 10:41:45 AM  
4 votes:
"Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway," said the source.


Wow, he went full Nugent.  You never go full Nugent.
2014-02-11 09:29:09 AM  
4 votes:
www.squidmobile.com
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"
2014-02-11 09:15:10 AM  
4 votes:
Rehab = debriefing. Rodman is actually a CIA operative utilizing his celebrity as cover. He's returning with a massive amount of intelligence on the insular regime. Rodman is like a modern day Chuck Barris.
2014-02-11 08:47:15 AM  
4 votes:
KJU: Worm, I might enslave 3 generations for the crimes of one and run the most isolated nation on the face of the Earth but you are just messed up. You need to get clean man for this friendship to continue
2014-02-11 11:07:34 AM  
3 votes:
I have been piss myself drunk and I have been puke on myself drunk, but I have never been crap on myself in a North Korean hotel hallway drunk.

/updating my bucket list
2014-02-11 09:47:49 AM  
3 votes:
Friends and neighbors, who here among us has not vomited, urinated, and defecated on themselves in a foreign hotel?

I say, go ahead and cast the first stone.
2014-02-11 09:16:40 AM  
3 votes:

SDRR: nekom: Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.

I dunno, anyone can party their ass off to the point of puking and shiatting all over a hotel. But doing that in BEST KOREA is pretty impressive.

Good job Worm!


Well, he would be the ONLY person in AA with "Repair the damage done to Kim Jong Un's reputation" in his step 9.
2014-02-11 08:55:03 AM  
3 votes:
Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...
2014-02-11 08:51:18 AM  
3 votes:

nekom: Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.


I dunno, anyone can party their ass off to the point of puking and shiatting all over a hotel. But doing that in BEST KOREA is pretty impressive.

Good job Worm!
2014-02-11 08:28:36 AM  
3 votes:
Damn it. He went too far, too fast and ruined the plan to get Kim hooked on crack. We could have gotten their nukes for a few rocks in a couple of years and be on our way to reunification shortly after if Rodman hadn't farked up.
2014-02-11 10:40:29 AM  
2 votes:
Kim needs to step up and release that American hostage now. Rodman just did a solid for Kim.
2014-02-11 09:53:12 AM  
2 votes:

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


No, racism is over.  You must be mistaken.  No one would be calling all black people primitives in 2014.  No one would think a retired, perverted basketball player was the exact same as the president of the united states just because of their skin color.

Nope.
2014-02-11 03:21:11 PM  
1 votes:

funnel cloud: I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB


a seriously c, sb.  thanks.


aintnuttintofarkwith: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.


gave up hope.    now i'm at the point where i just want to see the asteroid coming.
2014-02-11 12:38:56 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Rodman is a dumbass and lucky Kim Jong Un didn't do far worse to him. If I were him, I would've been on my 100% best behavior in a country like that.


He was. :/
2014-02-11 12:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
I wouldnt worry. Rodman is going to rebound from this.
2014-02-11 11:55:59 AM  
1 votes:
I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB
2014-02-11 11:47:39 AM  
1 votes:

stampylives: toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 500x257]
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"

AND in our coke!


www.squidmobile.com

That joke not funny.  Have Rodman poop on him.
2014-02-11 11:21:47 AM  
1 votes:
It's actually quite a cunning plan.

1. The CIA tells Rodman he's not allowed to go to DPRK/WKRP/WHATEVRP
2. He's like "oh yeah?"
3. Kim, being, what? 12? Thinks it's biatchin and he posts it on torturebook or whatever they have there.
4. Rodman shows up and dazzles them but then, the trojan horse! he acts like Rodman.
5. Everyone at the CIA gets a serious belly laugh and they all go eat hot wings at TGIF/WTFIF/ETCIF
2014-02-11 09:55:17 AM  
1 votes:

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 500x257]
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"


AND in our coke!
2014-02-11 09:35:51 AM  
1 votes:

geek_mars: When you're the only internationally popular friend of a strongly disliked dictator and he kicks you out of his country, you know you're farked up.


Can you imagine waking-up from that drunk the next morning or afternoon?  You know, the what the hell did I do last night?  This is rather epic if you think about it.
2014-02-11 09:21:48 AM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: Any chance that this is part of an internal power struggle


Sounds like it was something internal, all right.

/that's why they call it "rotgut"
2014-02-11 08:50:32 AM  
1 votes:

Strik3r: SpectroBoy: Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.

I dunno....   puking and shiatting all over their hotel seems rather appropriate...  He was (is ?) a social bomb that was going to bow up in KJs face eventually. Obviously, Rodman is not afraid to get some on himself.......


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2014-02-11 08:46:27 AM  
1 votes:
Rodman has one goal, to increase the value of his autograph. Its his only source of income.
2014-02-11 08:44:45 AM  
1 votes:
barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

Well you would know
2014-02-11 08:42:25 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-11 08:36:50 AM  
1 votes:
Eh.  I would have been more amused if Rodman had tried to slip Kim's wife the tongue.  Getting drunk and shiatting his pants in the hotel just seems like par for the course.
2014-02-11 08:36:42 AM  
1 votes:

kbronsito: Damn it. He went too far, too fast and ruined the plan to get Kim hooked on crack. We could have gotten their nukes for a few rocks in a couple of years and be on our way to reunification shortly after if Rodman hadn't farked up.


Conversely, the NK administration's biggest fear now is that this incident will undermine the public image of Kim Jong-un among his people. This seems like a good thing...
2014-02-11 08:34:38 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.
 
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