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(The Korea Times)   Basketball diplomacy is not going well   (koreatimes.co.kr) divider line 87
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2014-02-11 10:41:45 AM
"Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway," said the source.


Wow, he went full Nugent.  You never go full Nugent.
 
2014-02-11 10:44:24 AM
Shiatting all over a hotel isn't enough to get you a few decades in a work camp? Because I'd look forward to those diplomatic negotiations:

"Nah... You know what? Why don't you guys just keep him."
 
2014-02-11 10:49:32 AM
balki1867:
This isn't state radio-- Free North Korea Radio is based out of Seoul, and is meant to try to overpower the radio jammers set up by the North Korean government.

The radio wars are really something else.  Cold war much?  I've heard people say that close to the DMZ cell phones frequently don't work.  If I spoke Korean, I'd LOVE to get down there with a shortwave radio and see what all there is to find.

BTW the south jams too and some of their stuff could be seen as propaganda, albeit a lot more reasonable than the north's cult of personality horse shiat.
 
2014-02-11 10:52:17 AM
THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN

www.enchantedlearning.com

Oh...it's Rodman....Nevermind.  You can have him.
 
2014-02-11 11:07:34 AM
I have been piss myself drunk and I have been puke on myself drunk, but I have never been crap on myself in a North Korean hotel hallway drunk.

/updating my bucket list
 
2014-02-11 11:13:09 AM
If I visited NK as Jong-Un's guest, I would be doing ridiculous amounts of his meth. Just line after line after line. Meth and driving tanks and PS4. It would be awesome.
 
2014-02-11 11:13:24 AM
What's the big deal!  A couple of days of heavy drinking.  Lots of kimchi, breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Sounds like the recipe for "Shiat happens!"
 
2014-02-11 11:14:46 AM
Maybe Kim Jung-whatever will feed Rodman to rabid dogs like he did his uncle. Please let it be so.
 
2014-02-11 11:14:54 AM

greenboy: can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.


Who do you work for, the Japanese government?
 
2014-02-11 11:21:18 AM
I highly doubt North Koreans were standing around criticizing Dear Leader, much less his BFF.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:47 AM
It's actually quite a cunning plan.

1. The CIA tells Rodman he's not allowed to go to DPRK/WKRP/WHATEVRP
2. He's like "oh yeah?"
3. Kim, being, what? 12? Thinks it's biatchin and he posts it on torturebook or whatever they have there.
4. Rodman shows up and dazzles them but then, the trojan horse! he acts like Rodman.
5. Everyone at the CIA gets a serious belly laugh and they all go eat hot wings at TGIF/WTFIF/ETCIF
 
2014-02-11 11:27:45 AM

nekom: BTW the south jams too and some of their stuff could be seen as propaganda, albeit a lot more reasonable than the north's cult of personality horse shiat.


Fair Point.
 
2014-02-11 11:41:05 AM

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.
 
2014-02-11 11:47:39 AM

stampylives: toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 500x257]
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"

AND in our coke!


www.squidmobile.com

That joke not funny.  Have Rodman poop on him.
 
2014-02-11 11:51:34 AM

stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.


So did I, and I definitely regret it.
 
2014-02-11 11:55:59 AM
I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB
 
2014-02-11 12:01:01 PM
Highroller48

You're blurring the lines between two very different Koreas.  SOUTH Korean media is no more "propaganda" than, say, Fox news....oh, wait....nevermind.

Like MSNBC. FTFY a bunch of communist commissars over there at NBC.
 
2014-02-11 12:12:48 PM

funnel cloud: I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB


Rarely is a CSB actually C, but this sounds totally legit to me.
 
2014-02-11 12:17:16 PM
Actually Kim's exact words to Rodman were, "The dogs are getting hungry again."
 
2014-02-11 12:17:44 PM

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


Yeah, I wonder what their Fark handles are.
 
2014-02-11 12:33:24 PM
I wouldnt worry. Rodman is going to rebound from this.
 
2014-02-11 12:33:53 PM
maybe he just drank water imported from Sochi.
 
2014-02-11 12:38:56 PM

machoprogrammer: Rodman is a dumbass and lucky Kim Jong Un didn't do far worse to him. If I were him, I would've been on my 100% best behavior in a country like that.


He was. :/
 
2014-02-11 12:53:33 PM

greenboy: can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.


Here is the TMZ version:  http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/11/dennis-rodman-drunk-rehab-kamikaze/
 
2014-02-11 01:04:03 PM
"Free North Korea Radio"

Really?
 
2014-02-11 01:04:59 PM
Pfft, I'll admit it. I have been drunk enough to shiat myself.... No witnesses.
 
2014-02-11 01:05:33 PM

Cyberluddite: Wow, he went full Nugent.  You never go full Nugent.


I am stealing that,


/Never go full Nugent
 
2014-02-11 01:07:19 PM

flucto: It's actually quite a cunning plan.

1. The CIA tells Rodman he's not allowed to go to DPRK/WKRP/WHATEVRP
2. He's like "oh yeah?"
3. Kim, being, what? 12? Thinks it's biatchin and he posts it on torturebook or whatever they have there.
4. Rodman shows up and dazzles them but then, the trojan horse! he acts like Rodman.
5. Everyone at the CIA gets a serious belly laugh and they all go eat hot wings at TGIF/WTFIF/ETCIF


Or, more likely.

US Government agency decide Rodman has done enough harm and puts a drug in his food or water.
 
2014-02-11 01:11:16 PM

SpectroBoy: US Government agency decide Rodman has done enough harm and puts a drug in his food or water.


They have a drug that makes people act like Rodman and they tested it on Rodman? How meta.
 
2014-02-11 02:01:02 PM

stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.


Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.
 
2014-02-11 02:17:45 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.


Asians demonstrating prejudice towards Africans? You don't say.
 
2014-02-11 02:56:01 PM

Otto's_Jacket: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

So did I, and I definitely regret it.


Damn, I tried to but it says "This content is currently unavailable"
 
2014-02-11 03:21:11 PM

funnel cloud: I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB


a seriously c, sb.  thanks.


aintnuttintofarkwith: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.


gave up hope.    now i'm at the point where i just want to see the asteroid coming.
 
2014-02-11 03:59:46 PM

doonerpjenkins: Friends and neighbors, who here among us has not vomited, urinated, and defecated on themselves in a foreign hotel?

I say, go ahead and cast the first stone.


Does a shart count? I'm asking um for a friend
 
2014-02-11 04:33:44 PM
If you were trying to paint a poor picture of Americans who would you invite?  He's perfect, if you let him loose in your reserve of liquor, he'll crap on the floor. "See?"
 
2014-02-11 06:51:11 PM

gfid: Otto's_Jacket: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

So did I, and I definitely regret it.

Damn, I tried to but it says "This content is currently unavailable"


I would have felt more comfortable posting on Stormfront under the nom de plume "Great88" for a month than even clicking on some of the links provided by that neanderthal.
 
2014-02-11 09:34:11 PM
The dump heard around the world.
 
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