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2014-02-11 08:28:36 AM
Damn it. He went too far, too fast and ruined the plan to get Kim hooked on crack. We could have gotten their nukes for a few rocks in a couple of years and be on our way to reunification shortly after if Rodman hadn't farked up.
 
2014-02-11 08:34:38 AM
Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-02-11 08:34:47 AM
Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.
 
2014-02-11 08:36:42 AM

kbronsito: Damn it. He went too far, too fast and ruined the plan to get Kim hooked on crack. We could have gotten their nukes for a few rocks in a couple of years and be on our way to reunification shortly after if Rodman hadn't farked up.


Conversely, the NK administration's biggest fear now is that this incident will undermine the public image of Kim Jong-un among his people. This seems like a good thing...
 
2014-02-11 08:36:50 AM
Eh.  I would have been more amused if Rodman had tried to slip Kim's wife the tongue.  Getting drunk and shiatting his pants in the hotel just seems like par for the course.
 
2014-02-11 08:41:17 AM
Mission Accomplished!
 
2014-02-11 08:42:25 AM
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2014-02-11 08:44:45 AM
barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

Well you would know
 
2014-02-11 08:45:17 AM

SpectroBoy: Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.


I dunno....   puking and shiatting all over their hotel seems rather appropriate...  He was (is ?) a social bomb that was going to bow up in KJs face eventually. Obviously, Rodman is not afraid to get some on himself.......
 
2014-02-11 08:46:05 AM

brownie in motion: kbronsito: Damn it. He went too far, too fast and ruined the plan to get Kim hooked on crack. We could have gotten their nukes for a few rocks in a couple of years and be on our way to reunification shortly after if Rodman hadn't farked up.

Conversely, the NK administration's biggest fear now is that this incident will undermine the public image of Kim Jong-un among his people. This seems like a good thing...


Until he distracts them by saying it was all a ploy to load Rodman with a deadly vomiting virus, send him back to the west to wipe us out, and then nuke us all, or something. Invade the South!
 
2014-02-11 08:46:27 AM
Rodman has one goal, to increase the value of his autograph. Its his only source of income.
 
2014-02-11 08:46:54 AM
HA!
 
2014-02-11 08:47:15 AM
KJU: Worm, I might enslave 3 generations for the crimes of one and run the most isolated nation on the face of the Earth but you are just messed up. You need to get clean man for this friendship to continue
 
2014-02-11 08:49:41 AM
I'm totally going to believe a thrice-cursed South Korean propaganda news agency that is trying to discredit Dear Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un.

Dennis Rodman is a dear friend of glorious leader. Plus for those who had no idea "Basketball Diplomacy" can be found here: (apparently it was a Vice trip...TMYK)

http://hbo.vice.com/
 
2014-02-11 08:50:32 AM

Strik3r: SpectroBoy: Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.

I dunno....   puking and shiatting all over their hotel seems rather appropriate...  He was (is ?) a social bomb that was going to bow up in KJs face eventually. Obviously, Rodman is not afraid to get some on himself.......


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2014-02-11 08:51:18 AM

nekom: Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.


I dunno, anyone can party their ass off to the point of puking and shiatting all over a hotel. But doing that in BEST KOREA is pretty impressive.

Good job Worm!
 
2014-02-11 08:53:53 AM
Goodness gracious, how sad and pathetic.
 
2014-02-11 08:55:03 AM
Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...
 
2014-02-11 08:55:38 AM
When you're the only internationally popular friend of a strongly disliked dictator and he kicks you out of his country, you know you're farked up.
 
2014-02-11 08:59:40 AM

Your Hind Brain: Strik3r: SpectroBoy: Maybe now Rodman will understand that he is a human punchline and not an innovator in international relations.

Christ, what an asshole.

I dunno....   puking and shiatting all over their hotel seems rather appropriate...  He was (is ?) a social bomb that was going to bow up in KJs face eventually. Obviously, Rodman is not afraid to get some on himself.......
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2014-02-11 08:59:50 AM
IFrame Exploit Website suckers!
 
2014-02-11 09:02:47 AM
Isn't that how all men spend Saturday night in Korea?

Yeah, the comments were a bit frightening.
 
2014-02-11 09:03:53 AM
Any chance that this is part of an internal power struggle, and an attempt to discredit the young Un? Maybe remaining family members are more than a little concerned about what happened to his Uncle's family and are starting to engineer his fall?

/just a thought, as I know next to nothing about best Korea's internal politics
 
2014-02-11 09:07:46 AM
can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.
 
2014-02-11 09:07:49 AM
Comments on the article went full stormfront.
 
2014-02-11 09:15:10 AM
Rehab = debriefing. Rodman is actually a CIA operative utilizing his celebrity as cover. He's returning with a massive amount of intelligence on the insular regime. Rodman is like a modern day Chuck Barris.
 
2014-02-11 09:16:40 AM

SDRR: nekom: Well, this changes everything.  I no longer have the utmost respect for Rodman that I once had.

I dunno, anyone can party their ass off to the point of puking and shiatting all over a hotel. But doing that in BEST KOREA is pretty impressive.

Good job Worm!


Well, he would be the ONLY person in AA with "Repair the damage done to Kim Jong Un's reputation" in his step 9.
 
2014-02-11 09:20:46 AM

greenboy: can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.


Here ya go:

Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK
 

By Lee Kyung-min 

Dennis Rodman checking himself into an alcohol rehabilitation center upon returning from a trip to North Korea was the first news all over the U.S. media, but at that time, he confirmed only to the fact that he is an addict and has never recovered from the habit.

But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.

"Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway," said the source.

Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

North Korean authorities were told of the incident and tried to contain the story from spreading like a wild fire.

The obvious reason  being shame: that taints the reputation of their Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un's ability and discretion to screen people.

"The stench was just horrible and people are criticizing not only Rodman, but also Kim Jong-un saying that 'No one in a right mind would be a friend with Rodman. An animal that he is,'" the source said.

Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning "Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program," the source said.
 
2014-02-11 09:20:55 AM

geek_mars: When you're the only internationally popular friend of a strongly disliked dictator and he kicks you out of his country, you know you're farked up.


I was betting that he would suddenly execute him for no apparent reason.  But I lost.
 
2014-02-11 09:21:48 AM

mutterfark: Any chance that this is part of an internal power struggle


Sounds like it was something internal, all right.

/that's why they call it "rotgut"
 
2014-02-11 09:26:42 AM
I did not see that coming.
 
2014-02-11 09:29:09 AM
www.squidmobile.com
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"
 
2014-02-11 09:29:41 AM
Looks like KJU realized how badly the whole thing went and is throwing Rodman under the bus.  Perhaps we can build on that.
 
2014-02-11 09:35:51 AM

geek_mars: When you're the only internationally popular friend of a strongly disliked dictator and he kicks you out of his country, you know you're farked up.


Can you imagine waking-up from that drunk the next morning or afternoon?  You know, the what the hell did I do last night?  This is rather epic if you think about it.
 
2014-02-11 09:43:24 AM
USA! USA! US...thump.
 
2014-02-11 09:47:49 AM
Friends and neighbors, who here among us has not vomited, urinated, and defecated on themselves in a foreign hotel?

I say, go ahead and cast the first stone.
 
2014-02-11 09:48:05 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: This is rather epic if you think about it. are anyone but Dennis Rodman.


I've blacked out more than I'd like to admit but I have never shiat myself, as far as I know.
 
2014-02-11 09:50:51 AM
You are worthless Dennis Rodman, you are worthless Dennis Rodman
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
 
2014-02-11 09:51:08 AM

doonerpjenkins: Friends and neighbors, who here among us has not vomited, urinated, and defecated on themselves in a foreign hotel?

I say, go ahead and cast the first stone.


check, check and I only got poo on myself and my underwear?
 
2014-02-11 09:53:12 AM

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


No, racism is over.  You must be mistaken.  No one would be calling all black people primitives in 2014.  No one would think a retired, perverted basketball player was the exact same as the president of the united states just because of their skin color.

Nope.
 
2014-02-11 09:55:17 AM

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 500x257]
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"


AND in our coke!
 
2014-02-11 09:56:05 AM

ikanreed: No, racism is over


Free at last?
 
2014-02-11 10:02:38 AM
Rodman is a dumbass and lucky Kim Jong Un didn't do far worse to him. If I were him, I would've been on my 100% best behavior in a country like that
 
2014-02-11 10:16:53 AM
It would be nice to know more about the circumstances before drawing any conclusions about Rodman.

It a common practice in much of East Asia to down multiple shots during toasts at a banquet or party.  A lot of people misjudge their capacity under those conditions.  Guests may be obligated to drink heavily or offend their host, and we know that Un likes to drink.
 
2014-02-11 10:22:09 AM
please bear in mind that these reports came from state-controlled radio broadcasts. They DO have the stink of propaganda about them.
 
2014-02-11 10:29:20 AM

fireclown: please bear in mind that these reports came from state-controlled radio broadcasts. They DO have the stink of propaganda about them.


This isn't state radio-- Free North Korea Radio is based out of Seoul, and is meant to try to overpower the radio jammers set up by the North Korean government.

If anything, I'd expect Best Korea to try to bury this piece of Rodman's visit.  They're using it as a giant propaganda piece to show the world that some prominent Americans are in support of the regime.  Having the world find this out wouldn't really support that goal.
 
2014-02-11 10:33:51 AM

fireclown: please bear in mind that these reports came from state-controlled radio broadcasts. They DO have the stink of propaganda about them.


You're blurring the lines between two very different Koreas.  SOUTH Korean media is no more "propaganda" than, say, Fox news....oh, wait....nevermind.
 
2014-02-11 10:36:02 AM
"Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway," said the source.


 Hahahahahahahahaha.....
as bad as that seems, it is disgusting, disgraceful, completely lacking in class, it is Rodman we are talking about.
Not surprised, just a bit amused at the story.
 
2014-02-11 10:40:19 AM

balki1867: If anything, I'd expect Best Korea to try to bury this piece of Rodman's visit.


Did someone say bury?

ringsideaction.com
 
2014-02-11 10:40:29 AM
Kim needs to step up and release that American hostage now. Rodman just did a solid for Kim.
 
2014-02-11 10:41:45 AM
"Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway," said the source.


Wow, he went full Nugent.  You never go full Nugent.
 
2014-02-11 10:44:24 AM
Shiatting all over a hotel isn't enough to get you a few decades in a work camp? Because I'd look forward to those diplomatic negotiations:

"Nah... You know what? Why don't you guys just keep him."
 
2014-02-11 10:49:32 AM
balki1867:
This isn't state radio-- Free North Korea Radio is based out of Seoul, and is meant to try to overpower the radio jammers set up by the North Korean government.

The radio wars are really something else.  Cold war much?  I've heard people say that close to the DMZ cell phones frequently don't work.  If I spoke Korean, I'd LOVE to get down there with a shortwave radio and see what all there is to find.

BTW the south jams too and some of their stuff could be seen as propaganda, albeit a lot more reasonable than the north's cult of personality horse shiat.
 
2014-02-11 10:52:17 AM
THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN

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Oh...it's Rodman....Nevermind.  You can have him.
 
2014-02-11 11:07:34 AM
I have been piss myself drunk and I have been puke on myself drunk, but I have never been crap on myself in a North Korean hotel hallway drunk.

/updating my bucket list
 
2014-02-11 11:13:09 AM
If I visited NK as Jong-Un's guest, I would be doing ridiculous amounts of his meth. Just line after line after line. Meth and driving tanks and PS4. It would be awesome.
 
2014-02-11 11:13:24 AM
What's the big deal!  A couple of days of heavy drinking.  Lots of kimchi, breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Sounds like the recipe for "Shiat happens!"
 
2014-02-11 11:14:46 AM
Maybe Kim Jung-whatever will feed Rodman to rabid dogs like he did his uncle. Please let it be so.
 
2014-02-11 11:14:54 AM

greenboy: can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.


Who do you work for, the Japanese government?
 
2014-02-11 11:21:18 AM
I highly doubt North Koreans were standing around criticizing Dear Leader, much less his BFF.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:47 AM
It's actually quite a cunning plan.

1. The CIA tells Rodman he's not allowed to go to DPRK/WKRP/WHATEVRP
2. He's like "oh yeah?"
3. Kim, being, what? 12? Thinks it's biatchin and he posts it on torturebook or whatever they have there.
4. Rodman shows up and dazzles them but then, the trojan horse! he acts like Rodman.
5. Everyone at the CIA gets a serious belly laugh and they all go eat hot wings at TGIF/WTFIF/ETCIF
 
2014-02-11 11:27:45 AM

nekom: BTW the south jams too and some of their stuff could be seen as propaganda, albeit a lot more reasonable than the north's cult of personality horse shiat.


Fair Point.
 
2014-02-11 11:41:05 AM

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.
 
2014-02-11 11:47:39 AM

stampylives: toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 500x257]
"And THEN, Dear Leader, he peed all over our buffet!"

AND in our coke!


www.squidmobile.com

That joke not funny.  Have Rodman poop on him.
 
2014-02-11 11:51:34 AM

stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.


So did I, and I definitely regret it.
 
2014-02-11 11:55:59 AM
I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB
 
2014-02-11 12:01:01 PM
Highroller48

You're blurring the lines between two very different Koreas.  SOUTH Korean media is no more "propaganda" than, say, Fox news....oh, wait....nevermind.

Like MSNBC. FTFY a bunch of communist commissars over there at NBC.
 
2014-02-11 12:12:48 PM

funnel cloud: I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB


Rarely is a CSB actually C, but this sounds totally legit to me.
 
2014-02-11 12:17:16 PM
Actually Kim's exact words to Rodman were, "The dogs are getting hungry again."
 
2014-02-11 12:17:44 PM

Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...


Yeah, I wonder what their Fark handles are.
 
2014-02-11 12:33:24 PM
I wouldnt worry. Rodman is going to rebound from this.
 
2014-02-11 12:33:53 PM
maybe he just drank water imported from Sochi.
 
2014-02-11 12:38:56 PM

machoprogrammer: Rodman is a dumbass and lucky Kim Jong Un didn't do far worse to him. If I were him, I would've been on my 100% best behavior in a country like that.


He was. :/
 
2014-02-11 12:53:33 PM

greenboy: can someone post the story.  I don't want to click on a korean link from work.


Here is the TMZ version:  http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/11/dennis-rodman-drunk-rehab-kamikaze/
 
2014-02-11 01:04:03 PM
"Free North Korea Radio"

Really?
 
2014-02-11 01:04:59 PM
Pfft, I'll admit it. I have been drunk enough to shiat myself.... No witnesses.
 
2014-02-11 01:05:33 PM

Cyberluddite: Wow, he went full Nugent.  You never go full Nugent.


I am stealing that,


/Never go full Nugent
 
2014-02-11 01:07:19 PM

flucto: It's actually quite a cunning plan.

1. The CIA tells Rodman he's not allowed to go to DPRK/WKRP/WHATEVRP
2. He's like "oh yeah?"
3. Kim, being, what? 12? Thinks it's biatchin and he posts it on torturebook or whatever they have there.
4. Rodman shows up and dazzles them but then, the trojan horse! he acts like Rodman.
5. Everyone at the CIA gets a serious belly laugh and they all go eat hot wings at TGIF/WTFIF/ETCIF


Or, more likely.

US Government agency decide Rodman has done enough harm and puts a drug in his food or water.
 
2014-02-11 01:11:16 PM

SpectroBoy: US Government agency decide Rodman has done enough harm and puts a drug in his food or water.


They have a drug that makes people act like Rodman and they tested it on Rodman? How meta.
 
2014-02-11 02:01:02 PM

stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.


Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.
 
2014-02-11 02:17:45 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.


Asians demonstrating prejudice towards Africans? You don't say.
 
2014-02-11 02:56:01 PM

Otto's_Jacket: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

So did I, and I definitely regret it.


Damn, I tried to but it says "This content is currently unavailable"
 
2014-02-11 03:21:11 PM

funnel cloud: I met Rodman in Hollywood FLA at a beach bar about two weeks after his stint on Celebrity Rehab. I had just got off a red eye flight and wanted to jump in the ocean while my wife and her friend went into the bar to get some drinks. It was about 10:30 am when I walked into the bar to find the Worm hitting on my wife and her friend. He introduced himself and asked which one of the girls I was attached to. He then focused his attention to my wife's friend. I had a couple drinks while we shot the shiat. Rodman had 7 double Yager shots in that time. He got belligerent. He ordered a round and then told the bartender to put it on my tab. When I asked him about nailing Madonna, he said I don't want to talk about that."fark you for bringing it up" When I asked about Phil Jackson, he said I don't want to talk about that asshole. He talked about his rap/metal band and then began to obnoxiously try to get an orgy started. Within an hour the guy could barely stand up and when the bar staff tried to cut him off, he told them he was going to buy the bar. When that didn't get him another drink, he made a scene as he stumbled out the door. Scary seeing someone that big and strong so out of control.
CSB


a seriously c, sb.  thanks.


aintnuttintofarkwith: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

Over 20% of the people on that website gave her comment a thumbs-up. Just an FYI, in case you had hope for humanity.


gave up hope.    now i'm at the point where i just want to see the asteroid coming.
 
2014-02-11 03:59:46 PM

doonerpjenkins: Friends and neighbors, who here among us has not vomited, urinated, and defecated on themselves in a foreign hotel?

I say, go ahead and cast the first stone.


Does a shart count? I'm asking um for a friend
 
2014-02-11 04:33:44 PM
If you were trying to paint a poor picture of Americans who would you invite?  He's perfect, if you let him loose in your reserve of liquor, he'll crap on the floor. "See?"
 
2014-02-11 06:51:11 PM

gfid: Otto's_Jacket: stir22: Farce-Side: Did anyone else read the comments on that page?  You've got a racist old lady, and some dude that fantasizes about sucking Rodman's balls...

i did.   i clicked on the facebook link to the old hag's facebook page.   wow.

So did I, and I definitely regret it.

Damn, I tried to but it says "This content is currently unavailable"


I would have felt more comfortable posting on Stormfront under the nom de plume "Great88" for a month than even clicking on some of the links provided by that neanderthal.
 
2014-02-11 09:34:11 PM
The dump heard around the world.
 
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