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(UPI)   Hey Marc Anthony.....at some point, you have to realize the common denominator in these failed relationships is YOU   (upi.com) divider line 31
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2014-02-11 08:23:08 AM  
Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.
 
2014-02-11 08:39:05 AM  
Him and Taylor Swift should get together.
They would sweep the grammys the next year.
 
2014-02-11 08:40:02 AM  
Yes, I'm sure Marc Anthony lies awake at night wondering where he went wrong
 
2014-02-11 08:46:42 AM  
bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com

Shannon De Lima

i89.photobucket.com

Dayanara Torres

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Jennifer Lopez

If he's losing, I don't want to be a winner
 
2014-02-11 08:51:13 AM  
Would it be anything to do with him being more than double his ex's age?
 
2014-02-11 09:04:55 AM  
He and J. Lo's relationship always confused me.  How did those two egos co-exist?
 
2014-02-11 09:29:05 AM  

Descartes: If he's losing, I don't want to be a winner


i240.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 09:36:32 AM  
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2014-02-11 09:48:21 AM  
 I can honestly say that I didn't even know he and The Ass had divorced....
 
2014-02-11 09:54:59 AM  
He comes to bury relationships, not to praise them.
 
2014-02-11 10:00:20 AM  
He looks like he has AIDS.
 
2014-02-11 10:04:41 AM  
www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com

That kind of thing will happen if you take relationship advice from Eddie Van Halen or David Lee Roth.
 
2014-02-11 10:05:42 AM  
How can Cizzy Augustus' former BFF who while married to Cizzy's pregnant sister also married Queen Cleo who tricked him into suiciding himself still be having relationship issues?
 
2014-02-11 10:11:38 AM  

kbronsito: Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.


To be fair: J-Ho's the other side of the same coin he inhabits.

He should've called Clooney for advice.
 
2014-02-11 10:36:14 AM  
To be fair,  Cleopatra was kind of hard to deal with.
 
2014-02-11 11:08:01 AM  

Descartes: Shannon De Lima


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Wonder how much those bolt-ons cost. Marc probably paid for them.
 
2014-02-11 11:39:46 AM  
Rumor has it he has large genitals.

/nice work if you can get it
 
2014-02-11 12:09:17 PM  

peterthx: Descartes: Shannon De Lima

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Wonder how much those bolt-ons cost. Marc probably paid for them.


they look like a lot of fun, and i'm not even a boob guy.
 
2014-02-11 12:23:31 PM  

Descartes: [bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

Shannon De Lima

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Dayanara Torres

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 227x320]

Jennifer Lopez

If he's losing, I don't want to be a winner


Very much this right here.
 
2014-02-11 12:48:48 PM  
The other thing in common with his failed relationships are insanely hot women. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.
 
2014-02-11 01:04:17 PM  

mjohnson71: Descartes: [bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

Shannon De Lima

[i89.photobucket.com image 342x436]

Dayanara Torres

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 227x320]

Jennifer Lopez

If he's losing, I don't want to be a winner

Very much this right here.


The difference between Marc and George Clooney is:  Clooney's not stupid enough to get hitched.

As I said: Marc could've taken some pointers from George.
 
2014-02-11 01:20:46 PM  

kbronsito: Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.


Oh, so it's OK that he's a philanderer as long as everyone knows it?
 
2014-02-11 01:45:39 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: kbronsito: Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.

Oh, so it's OK that he's a philanderer as long as everyone knows it?


I think the point is that you need to consider the past history of a person when getting into a relationship- if that person has a history of failed marriages and has shown a tendency to be unable/unwilling to be monogamous, then understand what you're getting into. Taking up with someone like that may well be fun for a while but it will not be successful in the long term.

If you want a stable relationship you will not find that with people who have a considerable history of unstable relationships. That doesn't mean you are responsible for their behavior, but it DOES mean you should have known better.
 
2014-02-11 01:50:34 PM  

akula: B.L.Z. Bub: kbronsito: Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.

Oh, so it's OK that he's a philanderer as long as everyone knows it?

I think the point is that you need to consider the past history of a person when getting into a relationship- if that person has a history of failed marriages and has shown a tendency to be unable/unwilling to be monogamous, then understand what you're getting into. Taking up with someone like that may well be fun for a while but it will not be successful in the long term.

If you want a stable relationship you will not find that with people who have a considerable history of unstable relationships. That doesn't mean you are responsible for their behavior, but it DOES mean you should have known better.


I agree with all that, but the OP was absolving Marc of any responsibility. Responsibility is a two-way street. It's like that North Korean hostage situation. Yes, the guy shouldn't have visited North Korea, he knew what he was getting into, etc., but NK is still a dick for taking him hostage.
 
2014-02-11 02:12:06 PM  
I bet there's a cocaine denominator as well.
 
2014-02-11 04:17:34 PM  
As they say;

"when a man marries his mistress, it creates an open position"
 
2014-02-11 04:38:55 PM  

kbronsito: Mark Anthony has always been known as a guy who parties and cheats on women. The common denominator isn't him, it's stupid biatches who think they can change him. Farking J.lo started dating him while he was still married and was still 'shocked' that he would cheat on her.


Sounds like my ex GF. She married the main guy she cheated on me with. I guess he figured she would change her ways bwhahahahahaha. Every day I am glad I doged that bullet.
 
2014-02-11 07:07:48 PM  

Rwa2play: The difference between Marc and George Clooney is:  Clooney's not stupid enough to get hitched.

As I said: Marc could've taken some pointers from George.


I don't think so. It's clearly evident that Marc LOVES to cheat and in order to cheat, you need to be hitched first, otherwise there's no cheating going on.
 
2014-02-11 09:04:44 PM  

peterthx: Descartes: Shannon De Lima

[img.fark.net image 600x400][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 199x253][www.ks1075.com image 478x623]

Wonder how much those bolt-ons cost. Marc probably paid for them.


Worth every fu*king penny.
 
2014-02-11 10:59:42 PM  

rocky_howard: Rwa2play: The difference between Marc and George Clooney is:  Clooney's not stupid enough to get hitched.

As I said: Marc could've taken some pointers from George.

I don't think so. It's clearly evident that Marc LOVES to cheat and in order to cheat, you need to be hitched first, otherwise there's no cheating going on.


There *is* something called roleplay you know.

Then again, I should care less about him and the amount of money he's lost cause he can't stop poking around.
 
2014-02-12 02:50:10 AM  

John Buck 41: Worth every fu*king penny.


Surprised you're not claiming they're real.

/must also love scars and scar tissue
 
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