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(TMZ)   If prosecutors do everything right, Justin Bieber could be convicted of felony egging and, as a result, be deported from the US. And given it's Los Angeles, there's no way they can screw this up. Right?   (tmz.com) divider line 71
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2014-02-11 07:48:33 AM  
Oh fark... we're condemned to keep this little twat, aren't we?
 
2014-02-11 07:48:50 AM  
He will end up pleading out, paying a fine, paying the damage that he caused, end will get 20 hours of community service in a terminally ill children's cancer ward...of which a whole 30 minutes will be spent there.

If Lohan has been able to get away with the shenanigans she's gotten away with at this point, this will be a walk in the park for the Biebs.
 
2014-02-11 07:55:14 AM  
Women get away with everything.
 
2014-02-11 07:59:01 AM  

Endive Wombat: He will end up pleading out, paying a fine, paying the damage that he caused, end will get 20 hours of community service in a terminally ill children's cancer ward...of which a whole 30 minutes will be spent there.

If Lohan has been able to get away with the shenanigans she's gotten away with at this point, this will be a walk in the park for the Biebs.


One would think terminally I'll children are suffering enough. But I guess one would be wrong.

Suffer the children.
 
2014-02-11 08:03:39 AM  
"If the egg didn't drip, yolk must acquit"
 
2014-02-11 08:11:26 AM  
Wait, does he even own a white SUV?
 
2014-02-11 08:14:32 AM  
Well he's white so he's not going anywhere, least of all to jail.
 
2014-02-11 08:14:35 AM  
Prediction:
No serious charges
No Trial
DA, and a few Cops will get a very nice Hawaii vacation.
 
2014-02-11 08:15:51 AM  
White and has money.
 
2014-02-11 08:20:34 AM  

CarrieWhite: White and has money.


also, he looks like a girl.
 
2014-02-11 08:20:50 AM  
Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.

We have thousands (likely an understatement) of people patiently waiting to enter this country legally that won't be egging their neighbors house, driving cars while drunk/high, and smoking pilots out of their aircraft. If this guy is allowed to stay it just shows how farked our immigration system is. It should be out with the bad, in with the good. I don't care how popular you are.
 
2014-02-11 08:34:50 AM  

joness0154: Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.

We have thousands (likely an understatement) of people patiently waiting to enter this country legally that won't be egging their neighbors house, driving cars while drunk/high, and smoking pilots out of their aircraft. If this guy is allowed to stay it just shows how farked our immigration system is. It should be out with the bad, in with the good. I don't care how popular you are.


But what about the jobs he creates?  His money spends like anyone else's.
 
2014-02-11 08:34:54 AM  

joness0154: Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.

We have thousands (likely an understatement) of people patiently waiting to enter this country legally that won't be egging their neighbors house, driving cars while drunk/high, and smoking pilots out of their aircraft. If this guy is allowed to stay it just shows how farked our immigration system is. It should be out with the bad, in with the good. I don't care how popular you are.


And I hope I'll win the lottery tomorrow. i would put our respective odds about even.
 
2014-02-11 08:55:18 AM  

hestheone: joness0154: Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.

We have thousands (likely an understatement) of people patiently waiting to enter this country legally that won't be egging their neighbors house, driving cars while drunk/high, and smoking pilots out of their aircraft. If this guy is allowed to stay it just shows how farked our immigration system is. It should be out with the bad, in with the good. I don't care how popular you are.

But what about the jobs he creates?  His money spends like anyone else's.


I don't care about how much money he spends or jobs he creates. His complete disregard for others and the law shouldn't be tolerated, even moreso if he's on a visa. If it were one of us, we'd already be serving years behind bars.

Revoke his visa and allow 10 other immigrants in who will gladly follow the law here and it's a win/win for us.
 
2014-02-11 08:57:43 AM  
And given it's Los Angeles, there's no way they can screw this up. Right?

Considering it's history, I am convinced that the Los Angeles court system could screw up a wet dream.
 
2014-02-11 08:59:53 AM  
i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.
 
2014-02-11 09:00:42 AM  
 
2014-02-11 09:07:22 AM  
Is this going to be Tuesday's Bieber thread, or has he done something even more stupid overnight?
 
2014-02-11 09:09:04 AM  

joness0154: Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.


Sorry, buddy - but you broke it, you bought it. Think aboot the consequences the next time you're adopting a twink from a foreign country.
 
2014-02-11 09:10:58 AM  

frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.


Canadian is a race?!?!?
 
2014-02-11 09:21:35 AM  
In the Main Tab there's a thread about a guy who got tasered in the nuts for dropping a cigerette but. One could argue that throwing eggs is a  much more serious crime than that. So couldn't we get a couple of officers over there with a case of batteries and teach this twat a lessone once and for all?
 
2014-02-11 09:25:21 AM  

Farce-Side: frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.

Canadian is a race?!?!?


I think the racism charge is "He committed a felony on tape, and due to being white, will probably get away with it, whereas a minority would have the book thrown at him."
 
2014-02-11 09:26:37 AM  
Can Blake Griffin turn the fantasy into reality?

Please, Blake - your country needs you!
 
2014-02-11 09:29:47 AM  
Sorry, this still says that he has to get a year sentence, minimum. I just can't fathom how TMZ could be worng on something. They are such an upstanding source, normally...

INA: ACT 237 - GENERAL CLASSES OF DEPORTABLE ALIENS

Sec. 237 1/ [8 U.S.C. 1227]
(a) Classes of Deportable Aliens.-Any alien (including an alien crewman) in and admitted to the United States shall, upon the order of the Attorney General, be removed if the alien is within one or more of the following classes of deportable aliens:
(1) Inadmissible at time of entry or of adjustment of status or violates status.-
(A) Inadmissible aliens.-Any alien who at the time of entry or adjustment of status was within one or more of the classes of aliens inadmissible by the law existing at such time is deportable.

(B) 2/ Present in violation of law.-Any alien who is present in the United States in violation of this Act or any other law of the 2b/ United States, or whose nonimmigrant visa (or other documentation authorizing admission into the United States as a nonimmigrant) has been revoked under section 221(i) , is deportable.
(C) Violated nonimmigrant status or condition of entry.-

(i) Nonimmigrant status violators.-Any alien who was admitted as a nonimmigrant and who has failed to maintain the nonimmigrant status in which the alien was admitted or to which it was changed under section 248 , or to comply with the conditions of any such status, is deportable.
(ii) Violators of conditions of entry.-Any alien whom the Secretary of Health and Human Services certifies has failed to comply with terms, conditions, and controls that were imposed under section 212(g) is deportable.

(D) Termination of conditional permanent residence.-

(i) In general.-Any alien with permanent resident status on a conditional basis under section 216 (relating to conditional permanent resident status for certain alien spouses and sons and daughters) or under section 216A (relating to conditional permanent resident status for certain alien entrepreneurs, spouses, and children) who has had such status terminated under such respective section is deportable.

(ii) Exception.-Clause (i) shall not apply in the cases described in section 216(c)(4) (relating to certain hardship waivers).

(E) Smuggling.-

(i) In general.-Any alien who (prior to the date of entry, at the time of any entry, or within 5 years of the date of any entry) knowingly has encouraged, induced, assisted, abetted, or aided any other alien to enter or to try to enter the United States in violation of law is deportable.
(ii) Special rule in the case of family reunification.-Clause (i) shall not apply in the case of alien who is an eligible immigrant (as defined in section 301(b)(1) of the Immigration Act of 1990), was physically present in the United States on May 5, 1988, and is seeking admission as an immediate relative or under section 203(a)(2) (including under section 112 of the Immigration Act of 1990) or benefits under section 301(a) of the Immigration Act of 1990 if the alien, before May 5, 1988, has en couraged, induced, assisted, abetted, or aided only the alien's spouse, parent, son, or daughter (and no other individual) to enter the United States in violation of law.

(iii) Waiver authorized.-The Attorney General may, in his discretion for humanitarian purposes, to assure family unity, or when it is otherwise in the public interest, waive application of clause (i) in the case of any alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence if the alien has encouraged, induced, assisted, abetted, or aided only an individual who at the time of the offense was 3/ the alien's spouse, parent, son, or daughter (and no other individual) to enter the United States in violation of law. 4/

(F) [repealed] 5/

(G) Marriage fraud.-An alien shall be considered to be deportable as having procured a visa or other documentation by fraud (within the meaning of section 212(a)(6)(C)(i) ) and to be in the United States in violation of this Act (within the meaning of subparagraph (B)) if-
(i) the alien obtains any admission into the United States with an immigrant visa or other documentation procured on the basis of a marriage entered into less than 2 years prior to such entry of the alien and which, within 2 years subsequent to any admission of the alien in the United States, shall be judicially annulled or terminated, unless the alien establishes to the satisfaction of the Attorney General that such marriage was not contracted for the purpose of evading any provisions of the imm igration laws, or

(ii) it appears to the satisfaction of the Attorney General that the alien has failed or refused to fulfill the alien's marital agreement which in the opinion of the Attorney General was made for the purpose of procuring the alien's admission as an immigrant.

(H) WAIVER AUTHORIZED FOR CERTAIN MISREPRESENTATIONS. -- The provisions of this paragraph relating to the removal of aliens within the United States on the ground that they were inadmissible at the time of admission as aliens described in section 212(a)(6)(C)(i), whether willful or innocent, may, in the discretion of the Attorney General, be waived for any alien (other than an alien described in paragraph (4)(D)) who-

(i) 5a/ (I) is the spouse, parent, son, or daughter of a citizen of the United States or of an alien lawfully admitted to the United States for permanent residence; and

(II) 5a/ was in possession of an immigrant visa or equivalent document and was otherwise admissible to the United States at the time of such admission except for those grounds of inadmissibility specified under paragraphs (5)(A) and (7)(A) of section 212(a) which were a direct result of that fraud or misrepresentation.

(ii) 5a/ 5aa/ is a VAWA self-petitioner.

A waiver of removal for fraud or misrepresentation granted under this subparagraph shall also operate to waive removal based on the grounds of inadmissibility directly resulting from such fraud or misrepresentation.

(2) Criminal offenses.-

(A) General crimes.-

(i) Crimes of moral turpitude.-Any alien who-

(I) is convicted of a crime involving moral turpitude committed within five years (or 10 years in the case of an alien provided lawful permanent resident status under section 245(j) ) after the date of admission, and


(II) is convicted of a crime for which a sentence of one year or longer may be imposed.

is deportable

(ii) Multiple criminal convictions.-Any alien who at any time after admission is convicted of two or more crimes involving moral turpitude, not arising out of a single scheme of criminal misconduct, regardless of whether confined therefor and regardless of whether the convictions were in a single trial, is deportable.

(iii) Aggravated felony.-Any alien who is convicted of an aggravated felony at any time after admission is deportable.

(iv) High Speed Flight.-Any alien who is convicted of a violation of section 758 of title 18, United States Code, (relating to high speed flight from an immigration checkpoint) is deportable.
(v) 5b/ FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER- Any alien who is convicted under section 2250 of title 18, United States Code, is deportable.

(vi) 5b/ Waiver authorized.-Clauses (i), (ii), (iii), and (iv) shall not apply in the case of an alien with respect to a criminal conviction if the alien subsequent to the criminal conviction has been granted a full and unconditional pardon by the President of the United States or by the Governor of any of the several States.

(B) Controlled substances.-

(i) Conviction.-Any alien who at any time after admission has been convicted of a violation of (or a conspiracy or attempt to violate) any law or regulation of a State, the United States, or a foreign country relating to a controlled substance (as defined in section 102 of the Controlled Substances Act (21 U.S.C. 802)), other than a single offense involving possession for one's own use of 30 grams or less of marijuana, is deportable.

(ii) Drug abusers and addicts.-Any alien who is, or at any time after admission has been, a drug abuser or addict is deportable.

(C) Certain firearm offenses.-Any alien who at any time after admission is convicted under any law of purchasing, selling, offering for sale, exchanging, using, owning, possessing, or carrying, or of attempting or conspiring to purchase, sell, offer for sale, exchange, use, own, possess, or carry, any weapon, part, or accessory which is a firearm or destructive device (as defined in section 921(a) of title 18, United States Code) in violation of any law is deportable.

(D) Miscellaneous crimes.-Any alien who at any time has been convicted (the judgment on such conviction becoming final) of, or has been so convicted of a conspiracy or attempt to violate-
(i) any offense under chapter 37 (relating to espionage), chapter 105 (relating to sabotage), or chapter 115 (relating to treason and sedition) of title 18, United States Code, for which a term of imprisonment of five or more years may be imposed;

(ii) any offense under section 871 or 960 of title 18, United States Code;

(iii) a violation of any provision of the Military Selective Service Act (50 U.S.C. App. 451 et seq.) or the Trading With the Enemy Act (50 U.S.C. App. 1 et seq.); or

(iv) a violation of section 215 or 278 of this Act, is deportable.

(E) 6/ Crimes of Domestic violence, stalking, or violation of protection order, crimes against children and.-
(i) Domestic violence, stalking, and child abuse.-Any alien who at any time after admission is convicted of a crime of domestic violence, a crime of stalking, or a crime of child abuse, child neglect, or child abandonment is deportable. For purposes of this clause, the term "crime of domestic violence" means any crime of violence (as defined in section 16 of title 18, United States Code) against a person committed by a current or former spouse of the person, by an individual with whom the person shares a child in common, by an individual who is cohabiting with or has cohabited with the person as a spouse, by an individual similarly situated to a spouse of the person under the domestic or family violence laws of the jurisdiction where the offense occurs, or by any other individual against a person who is protected from that individual's acts under the domestic or family violence laws of the United States or any State, Indian tribal government, or unit of local government.

(ii) Violators of protection orders.-Any alien who at any time after entry is enjoined under a protection order issued by a court and whom the court determines has engaged in conduct that violates the portion of a protection order that involves protection against credible threats of violence, repeated harassment, or bodily injury to the person or persons for whom the protection order was issued is deportable. For purposes of this clause, the term "protection order" means any injunction issued fo r the purpose of preventing violent or threatening acts of domestic violence, including temporary or final orders issued by civil or criminal courts (other than support or child custody orders or provisions) whether obtained by filing an independent action or as a pendente lite order in another proceeding.

(F) 13/ TRAFFICKING- Any alien described in section 212(a)(2)(H) is deportable.

(3) Failure to register and falsification of documents.-
(A) Change of address.-An alien who has failed to comply with the provisions of section 265 is deportable, unless the alien establishes to the satisfaction of the Attorney General that such failure was reasonably excusable or was not willful.

(B) Failure to register or falsification of documents.- Any alien who at any time has been convicted-

(i) under section 266(c) of this Act or under section 36(c) of the Alien Registration Act, 1940,

(ii) of a violation of, or an attempt or a conspiracy to violate, any provision of the Foreign Agents Registration Act of 1938 (22 U.S.C. 611 et seq.), or

(iii) of a violation of, or an attempt or a conspiracy to violate, section 1546 of title 18, United States Code (relating to fraud and misuse of visas, permits, and other entry documents), is deportable.

(C) 7/ Document fraud.-

(i) In general.-An alien who is the subject of a final order for violation of section 274C is deportable.

(ii) Waiver authorized.-The Attorney General may waive clause (i) in the case of an alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence if no previous civil money penalty was imposed against the alien under section 274C and the offense was incurred solely to assist, aid, or support the alien's spouse or child (and not another individual). No court shall have jurisdiction to review a decision of the Attorney General to grant or deny a waiver under this clause.
(D) 8/ FALSELY CLAIMING CITIZENSHIP-

(i) IN GENERAL- Any alien who falsely represents, or has falsely represented, himself to be a citizen of the United States for any purpose or benefit under this Act (including section 274A ) or any Federal or State law is deportable.

(ii) EXCEPTION- In the case of an alien making a representation described in clause (i), if each natural parent of the alien (or, in the case of an adopted alien, each adoptive parent of the alien) is or was a citizen (whether by birth or naturalization), the alien permanently resided in the United States prior to attaining the age of 16, and the alien reasonably believed at the time of making such representation that he or she was a citizen, the alien shall not be considered to be deportable under any prov ision of this subsection based on such representation.

(4) Security and related grounds.-

(A) In general.-Any alien who has engaged, is engaged, or at any time after admission engages in-

(i) any activity to violate any law of the United States relating to espionage or sabotage or to violate or evade any law prohibiting the export from the United States of goods, technology, or sensitive information,

(ii) any other criminal activity which endangers public safety or national security, or

(iii) any activity a purpose of which is the opposition to, or the control or overthrow of, the Government of the United States by force, violence, or other unlawful means, is deportable.

(B) 8a/ 11/ TERRORIST ACTIVITIES- Any alien who is described in subparagraph (B) or (F) of section 212(a)(3) is deportable.

(C) Foreign policy.-

(i) In general.-An alien whose presence or activities in the United States the Secretary of State has reasonable ground to believe would have potentially serious adverse foreign policy consequences for the United States is deportable.

(ii) Exceptions.-The exceptions described in clauses (ii) and (iii) of section 212(a)(3)(C) shall apply to deportability under clause (i) in the same manner as they apply to inadmissibility under section 212(a)(3)(C)(i) .

(D) 8c/ PARTICIPATED IN NAZI PERSECUTION, GENOCIDE, OR THE COMMISSION OF ANY ACT OF TORTURE OR EXTRAJUDICIAL KILLING.-Any alien described in 8c/ clause (i), (ii), or (iii) of section 212(a)(3)(E) is deportable.

(E) 8b/ Repealed
(E) 8d/ PARTICIPATED IN THE COMMISSION OF SEVERE VIOLATIONS OF RELIGIOUS FREEDOM- Any alien described in section 212(a)(2)(G) is deportable.

(F) 8e/ RECRUITMENT OR USE OF CHILD SOLDIERS- Any alien who has engaged in the recruitment or use of child soldiers in violation of section 2442 of title 18, United States Code, is deportable.

(5) Public charge.-Any alien who, within five years after the date of entry; has become a public charge from causes not affirmatively shown to have arisen since entry is deportable.

(6) 9/ UNLAWFUL VOTERS-

(A) IN GENERAL- Any alien who has voted in violation of any Federal, State, or local constitutional provision, statute, ordinance, or regulation is deportable.

(B) EXCEPTION- In the case of an alien who voted in a Federal, State, or local election (including an initiative, recall, or referendum) in violation of a lawful restriction of voting to citizens, if each natural parent of the alien (or, in the case of an adopted alien, each adoptive parent of the alien) is or was a citizen (whether by birth or naturalization), the alien permanently resided in the United States prior to attaining the age of 16, and the alien reasonably believed at the time of such violation that he or she was a citizen, the alien shall not be considered to be deportable under any provision of this subsection based on such violation.

(7) 9a/ WAIVER FOR VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE-

(A) IN GENERAL- The Attorney General is not limited by the criminal court record and may waive the application of paragraph (2)(E)(i) (with respect to crimes of domestic violence and crimes of stalking) and (ii) in the case of an alien who has been battered or subjected to extreme cruelty and who is not and was not the primary perpetrator of violence in the relationship--

(i) upon a determination that--

(I) the alien was acting is self-defense;

(II) the alien was found to have violated a protection order intended to protect the alien; or

(III) the alien committed, was arrested for, was convicted of, or pled guilty to committing a crime--

(aa) that did not result in serious bodily injury; and

(bb) where there was a connection between the crime and the alien's having been battered or subjected to extreme cruelty.

(B) CREDIBLE EVIDENCE CONSIDERED- In acting on applications under this paragraph, the Attorney General shall consider any credible evidence relevant to the application. The determination of what evidence is credible and the weight to be given that evidence shall be within the sole discretion of the Attorney General.

(b) An alien, admitted as an nonimmigrant under the provisions of either section 101(a)(15)(A)(i) or 101(a)(15)(G)(i) , and who fails to maintain a status under either of those provisions, shall not be required to depart from the United States without the approval of the Secretary of State, unless such alien is subject to deportation under paragraph (4) of subsection (a).
(c) Paragraphs (1)(A), (1)(B), (1)(C), (1)(D), and (3)(A) of subsection (a) (other than so much of paragraph (1) as relates to a ground of inadmissibility described in paragraph (2) or (3) of section 212(a)) shall not apply to a special immigrant described in section 101(a)(27)(J) based upon circumstances that existed before the date the alien was provided such special immigrant status. 
(d) (1) 10/ , 12/ If the Secretary of Homeland Security determines that an application for nonimmigrant status under subparagraph (T) or (U) of section 101(a)(15) filed for an alien in the United States sets forth a prima facie case for approval, the Secretary may grant the alien an administrative stay of a final order of removal under section 241(c)(2) until--
(A) the application for nonimmigrant status under such subparagraph (T) or (U) is approved; or
(B) there is a final administrative denial of the application for such nonimmigrant status after the exhaustion of administrative appeals.
(2) The denial of a request for an administrative stay of removal under this subsection shall not preclude the alien from applying for a stay of removal, deferred action, or a continuance or abeyance of removal proceedings under any other provision of the immigration laws of the United States.
(3) During any period in which the administrative stay of removal is in effect, the alien shall not be removed.
(4) Nothing in this subsection may be construed to limit the authority of the Secretary of Homeland Security or the Attorney General to grant a stay of removal or deportation in any case not described in this subsection.



http://www.uscis.gov/iframe/ilink/docView/SLB/HTML/SLB/act.html
 
2014-02-11 09:31:32 AM  

Felgraf: Farce-Side: frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.

Canadian is a race?!?!?

I think the racism charge is "He committed a felony on tape, and due to being white, will probably get away with it, whereas a minority would have the book thrown at him."


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2014-02-11 09:38:44 AM  

Farce-Side: Felgraf: Farce-Side: frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.

Canadian is a race?!?!?

I think the racism charge is "He committed a felony on tape, and due to being white, will probably get away with it, whereas a minority would have the book thrown at him."

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not sure what that means, exactly, but the racist people in here are hilarious.  he MIGHT get away with this, it might end up going nowhere, but it won't be because he is white, it will be because he is rich.
 
2014-02-11 09:38:53 AM  
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"Chazz, celebrities don't go to jail.  VInce Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody."
 
2014-02-11 09:39:01 AM  

Farce-Side: Felgraf: Farce-Side: frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.

Canadian is a race?!?!?

I think the racism charge is "He committed a felony on tape, and due to being white, will probably get away with it, whereas a minority would have the book thrown at him."

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Is there a problem? I suspect that was what their claim of racism was, and was attempting to clear up what appeared to be a misunderstanding.
 
2014-02-11 09:48:51 AM  

Felgraf: Farce-Side: Felgraf: Farce-Side: frepnog: i just love the racist bullshiat.

he committed a felony on tape.

he just MIGHT be screwed.

Canadian is a race?!?!?

I think the racism charge is "He committed a felony on tape, and due to being white, will probably get away with it, whereas a minority would have the book thrown at him."

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Is there a problem? I suspect that was what their claim of racism was, and was attempting to clear up what appeared to be a misunderstanding.


u18chan.com
 
2014-02-11 09:57:20 AM  
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2014-02-11 09:57:56 AM  

Mikey1969: (II) is convicted of a crime for which a sentence of one year or longer may be imposed.


so, it sounds like regardless of whether he ACTUALLY goes to jail or not, if it's a POSSIBLE sentence, and he's convicted, he's deportable...

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2014-02-11 10:00:17 AM  
also:

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2014-02-11 10:06:25 AM  

Brick-House: In the Main Tab there's a thread about a guy who got tasered in the nuts for dropping a cigerette but. One could argue that throwing eggs is a  much more serious crime than that. So couldn't we get a couple of officers over there with a case of batteries and teach this twat a lessone once and for all?


Got just the guy to do it, too...


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2014-02-11 10:15:29 AM  

joness0154: hestheone: joness0154: Honestly I hope this guy gets the boot back up to Canada.

We have thousands (likely an understatement) of people patiently waiting to enter this country legally that won't be egging their neighbors house, driving cars while drunk/high, and smoking pilots out of their aircraft. If this guy is allowed to stay it just shows how farked our immigration system is. It should be out with the bad, in with the good. I don't care how popular you are.

But what about the jobs he creates?  His money spends like anyone else's.

I don't care about how much money he spends or jobs he creates. His complete disregard for others and the law shouldn't be tolerated, even moreso if he's on a visa. If it were one of us, we'd already be serving years behind bars.

Revoke his visa and allow 10 other immigrants in who will gladly follow the law here and it's a win/win for us.


He'll still pay a hundred times (maybe even a thousand) times in taxes what those ten would combined.
 
2014-02-11 10:16:46 AM  
Being an insufferable douchebag is not an "extraordinary ability".
 
2014-02-11 10:24:50 AM  

cynicalminion: Mikey1969: (II) is convicted of a crime for which a sentence of one year or longer may be imposed.

so, it sounds like regardless of whether he ACTUALLY goes to jail or not, if it's a POSSIBLE sentence, and he's convicted, he's deportable...

imokwiththis.jpg


Yeah, I think it's pretty slim, but at least it's got a better chance than the idiotic petition did. I don't really care. Here or there, he's going to be the same spoiled douche, and since he doesn't live anywhere near me, I don't have to worry about eggs.
 
2014-02-11 10:30:37 AM  

gfid: Brick-House: Oh fark... we're condemned to keep this little twat, aren't we?

I saw a news report that he may face prison time for interfering with a flight crew, which apparently is illegal even on a private plane.
So, we might have to keep him...for up to 20 years:

FAA spokesman Jim Peters said Monday the agency's Flight Standards District Office in Teterboro will do a "factfinding" investigation with no specific timetable. He said the FAA will seek to determine if anyone on the flight violated the FAA regulation that states, "No person may assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember."

After the investigation is completed, said Peters, the Flight Standards unit will present its findings to the FAA's legal counsel, who will decide whether to recommend prosecution.

Should Bieber or any other passenger be charged and convicted, penalties are substantial. Persons found to have violated the law "shall be fined ... imprisoned for not more than 20 years, or both." Fines for unruly passengers can reach $25,000 per violation, and "one incident can result in multiple violations," according to the FAA's website.


But on the bright side, he wouldn't be going to some white collar resort.  He'd be going to Federal Pound Me In the Ass prison!
 
2014-02-11 10:40:13 AM  

bluorangefyre: gfid: Brick-House: Oh fark... we're condemned to keep this little twat, aren't we?

I saw a news report that he may face prison time for interfering with a flight crew, which apparently is illegal even on a private plane.
So, we might have to keep him...for up to 20 years:

FAA spokesman Jim Peters said Monday the agency's Flight Standards District Office in Teterboro will do a "factfinding" investigation with no specific timetable. He said the FAA will seek to determine if anyone on the flight violated the FAA regulation that states, "No person may assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember."

After the investigation is completed, said Peters, the Flight Standards unit will present its findings to the FAA's legal counsel, who will decide whether to recommend prosecution.

Should Bieber or any other passenger be charged and convicted, penalties are substantial. Persons found to have violated the law "shall be fined ... imprisoned for not more than 20 years, or both." Fines for unruly passengers can reach $25,000 per violation, and "one incident can result in multiple violations," according to the FAA's website.

But on the bright side, he wouldn't be going to some white collar resort.  He'd be going to Federal Pound Me In the Ass prison!


 I think I'd be happy with seeing her father spend time in FPMITAP and little Justine booted to Canada.
 
2014-02-11 10:47:36 AM  
Nothing really bad will happen. He's on a special visa granted to artists and athletes (not regular work visa/student visa/immigration visa) so chances of him deports are close to zero. He'll plead down to a misdemeanor, do some community time and pay for the damage he did.

He might even get kicked out of the neighborhood if they have an HOA and Calabasas hills can get rid of him and he'll be someone else's neighbor.
 
2014-02-11 10:54:17 AM  
They genital-tasered the wrong guy.  C'mon, LAPD, get your act together.  And make sure somebody's taping it for us.
 
2014-02-11 11:11:41 AM  
Only two Bieber threads today? You're slipping Fark. Someone might forget how much you don't like a teen pop idol.
 
2014-02-11 11:12:14 AM  

Endive Wombat: He will end up pleading out, paying a fine, paying the damage that he caused, end will get 20 hours of community service in a terminally ill children's cancer ward...of which a whole 30 minutes will be spent there.

If Lohan has been able to get away with the shenanigans she's gotten away with at this point, this will be a walk in the park for the Biebs.


Never under estimate the punishment of pissing off an entire neighborhood of rich people.

Lohan is/was just a substance abusing jackass, but she generally didn't directly piss off too many people or anyone who had influence.  Bieber, while rich, is "new money" in a neighborhood that he barely lives at and has not only pissed off his neighbors he's actually vandalized one of their houses.  Who do you think has more pull with the local police and politicians?  Rich long time residents or rich douchebag Canadian?
 
2014-02-11 11:18:21 AM  

Brick-House: Oh fark... we're condemned to keep this little twat, aren't we?


The LA Liberals that run the city love the rich and famous.
 
2014-02-11 11:20:42 AM  
It was certainly malicious vandalism, but I don't get the $20k in damages.  Did the eggs tear the roof off?  Did they break an expensive piece of art?  Even if it damaged the paint, it doesn't cost $20k to paint a whole house.
 
2014-02-11 11:21:47 AM  
He's so dreamy
sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-02-11 11:36:04 AM  
I really do hope this works. Bieber has one of those tickets to fly on Branson's  space limo joyrides for the rich, and I'm sure the little sh*t has plans to start showing off his official Astronaut Wings (and actual item granted to anyone who has reached a certain height above sea level in flight) and start bragging that he has the "Right Stuff" like Neil Armstrong and Yuri Gagarin.

Buuuuuttttt............

If he cannot re-enter the US, then that means he can't go to the spaceport in New Mexico, and well, the little snot's dreams of rubbing something in our faces is squashed.
 
2014-02-11 11:45:09 AM  
I guess Justin Bieber will never be allowed to act his age without half the country screaming for his blood.
 
2014-02-11 11:49:12 AM  

mainstreet62: I guess Justin Bieber will never be allowed to act his age without half the country screaming for his blood.


I certainly remember all those times when I was his age that I caused 20k in damage by egging my neighbors house, driving drunk/high in a $200k+ supercar, and hotboxing my private jet.

Good times, good times.  Those were the days.

/sigh
 
2014-02-11 11:52:15 AM  

MylesHeartVodak: It was certainly malicious vandalism, but I don't get the $20k in damages.  Did the eggs tear the roof off?  Did they break an expensive piece of art?  Even if it damaged the paint, it doesn't cost $20k to paint a whole house.


Rich people homes tend to be built with expensive materials. Ric Romero reporting.
 
2014-02-11 11:56:31 AM  
I have a feeling like a bunch here , pleed out , fine , community service and back to being a douche. But we can always hope he drives fast along the coast and drives off a cliff.
 
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