ox45tallboy: Okay, the story was tragic, but did we really need the pics of where this happened? Come on.
Barfmaker: One girl?
Modguy: FARK ME that's nine kinds of farked.
manimal2878: Were the others drinking and having sex when she drowned?
Smoking GNU: SepticTankGirl
rnatalie: My friend had a "Learn Japanese" book where one of the sentences in the second chapter translates as:"Grandmother has fallen in the septic tank, again."Perhaps a little musical interlude would have been better than the Gallery....A girl went missing this morning,Her parents went into a fit,Alas misfortune befell her,She fell in a big tank of ... Shaving Cream....be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
chappy62: Sleep well.
hammettman: I had an old house in Los Angeles and I hired a guy to dig an 18" deep trench across the lawn out to the garage. A few hours into the job, I heard him shout. I looked out the window and found him up to his armpits, scrambling out of a hole. Turns out, a previous homeowner had updated the house by connecting to the sewer system, but instead of filling the old septic tank, had just tossed a piece of plywood over a hula hoop sized opening. The wood was rotting and just waiting to give way. I've wondered how much shiat I would've been in if I'd not been home and the guy had fallen in and drowned.
hardinparamedic: The worst thing is if you fall into one that has a high dissolved gas content - at least in an open cistern you could tread poop until you got rescued, but in an aerated system or in a high-dissolved gas system, you are heavier than the medium around you and no matter how much you thrash, you're going to sink.
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