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(Daily Mail)   Nigella Lawson coincidentally posts recipe for 'Slut's Spaghetti' after former assistant is found to be playing 'hide the cannoli' with a married man   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2014-02-11 07:28:23 AM
TITS!
 
2014-02-11 08:05:14 AM
Technically, it's a whore sauce not slut.
 
2014-02-11 08:08:02 AM

Mangoose: Technically, it's a whore sauce not slut.


This. And it's really good, too.
 
2014-02-11 08:58:12 AM

Nabb1: Mangoose: Technically, it's a whore sauce not slut.

This. And it's really good, too.


This and this. One of my favorites.
 
2014-02-11 08:58:37 AM
The celebrity chef posted the recipe for 'slut's spaghetti', known in Italian as 'pasta alla puttanesca', as her recipe of the day along with the phrase 'Do I need to say anything more?'.
But just moments later she posted again insisting: 'Folks: no agenda behind #recipeoftheday! Slut's Spaghetti an old fave of mine.'



P*ssy.  Own that shiat
 
2014-02-11 08:59:03 AM

OregonVet: TITS!


^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?
 
2014-02-11 09:03:27 AM

the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?


Mes am!
 
2014-02-11 09:03:53 AM
I'd let her eat my linguini.
 
2014-02-11 09:04:59 AM
And I think it was more about this than anything else:

Writing about turning 50 on the high50 website last night, Ms Woodall said: 'It's great that, at 50, life can still grab you by the throat and shake you up.'

Stay classy.
 
2014-02-11 09:05:25 AM

pueblonative: The celebrity chef posted the recipe for 'slut's spaghetti', known in Italian as 'pasta alla puttanesca', as her recipe of the day along with the phrase 'Do I need to say anything more?'.
But just moments later she posted again insisting: 'Folks: no agenda behind #recipeoftheday! Slut's Spaghetti an old fave of mine.'


P*ssy.  Own that shiat


Nigella has been using the name "Slut's Spaghetti" for pasta alla puttanesca since at least 2010 - which is when the recipe was copyrighted.
 
2014-02-11 09:09:14 AM
Nigella please.
 
2014-02-11 09:09:39 AM
Ah Europe, their whores created a great pasta recipe. I guess the US equivalent would be a microwaved burrito stuff with pills.
 
2014-02-11 09:16:52 AM

OregonVet: TITS!


bikinimelt.com

You rang?
 
2014-02-11 09:17:07 AM
"spaghetti a la whore"


and just like whores, it's easy and cheap!

(and my go-to weeknight pasta sauce)
 
2014-02-11 09:21:05 AM

pueblonative: And I think it was more about this than anything else:

Writing about turning 50 on the high50 website last night, Ms Woodall said: 'It's great that, at 50, life can still grab you by the throat and shake you up.'

Stay classy.


See, it's hilarious because her new boyfriend actually did grab his ex by the throat. Hilarious!

And by 'hilarious' I of course mean 'creepy and gross.'
 
2014-02-11 09:22:14 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: "spaghetti a la whore"


and just like whores, it's easy and cheap!

(and my go-to weeknight pasta sauce)


And after both, I get a burning sensation.  Only the locations are different.

/tomatoes give me heartburn
 
2014-02-11 09:31:27 AM

syberpud: Satan's Bunny Slippers: "spaghetti a la whore"


and just like whores, it's easy and cheap!

(and my go-to weeknight pasta sauce)

And after both, I get a burning sensation.  Only the locations are different.

/tomatoes give me heartburn


Avoid whores.  Take Zegerid.  :)

On another note, have you tried the yellow low acid tomatoes?  Friend of mine has the heartburn issue with red tomatoes, but the low acid ones if they are cooked give her no issues.
 
2014-02-11 09:32:54 AM
(For anyone more interested in the recipe than the celebrity horse manure)
Spaghetti Puttanesca Recipe:

Ingredients

1 pound (455 grams) dried spaghetti, the best you can get
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 handful capers, soaked in water and drained
2 handfuls big black olives, pitted
12 anchovy fillets, roughly chopped
3 small dried red chiles, crumbled
1 tablespoon dried oregano
Extra-virgin olive oil
2 (14 ounce/400gram) cans tomatoes, drained and chopped
1 good handful fresh basil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Cook the spaghetti in salted, boiling water until al dente. Meanwhile fry the garlic, capers, olives, anchovies, chiles, and oregano in a little olive oil for a few minutes. Add the tomatoes, bring to a simmer, and continue to cook for 4 or 5 minutes, until you have a lovely tomato sauce consistency. Remove from the heat, plunge the drained spaghetti into it, toss it over, and cover with the sauce. Rip all the basil over it, correct the seasoning, and drizzle with good extra-virgin olive oil.


Pasta with meat, anchovies and chile peppers.
 
2014-02-11 09:53:37 AM
Cat fight!
 
2014-02-11 09:55:40 AM
A whore is someone who will sleep with anyone.
A slut is someone who will sleep with anyone except you.

/noodly
 
2014-02-11 10:12:15 AM
"A whore is someone who will sleep with anyone.
A slut is someone who will sleep with anyone except you."

Close, a whore is someone who will sleep with someone who pays.
A slut is someone who will sleep with just about anything....repeatedly.
/not sure how much actual sleeping is going on.
//pedant
 
2014-02-11 10:16:41 AM

Kurmudgeon: "A whore is someone who will sleep with anyone.
A slut is someone who will sleep with anyone except you."

Close, a whore is someone who will sleep with someone who pays.
A slut is someone who will sleep with just about anything....repeatedly.
/not sure how much actual sleeping is going on.
//pedant


A whore is someone who will call themselves a journalist but write for the Daily Mail.
 
2014-02-11 10:21:53 AM

ChrisDe: OregonVet: TITS!

[bikinimelt.com image 317x300]

You rang?


I came for pics of the hot English muffin, and all I get is this giant-head freak?
Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-11 10:26:12 AM
Leave it to the Fail to manufacture controversy by "translating" the name of a very common pasta sauce.

/entendre intended
 
2014-02-11 10:36:08 AM

Nabb1: Mangoose: Technically, it's a whore sauce not slut.

This. And it's really good, too.


So-called because it's hot, cheap, and easy to make.
 
2014-02-11 10:40:37 AM

the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?


Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.
 
2014-02-11 10:58:05 AM

unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.


O_O

Um, how does that go? Oh yea, prove it.

/EIP
;-)
 
2014-02-11 11:02:09 AM

Grandemadaca: ChrisDe: OregonVet: TITS!

[bikinimelt.com image 317x300]

You rang?

I came for pics of the hot English muffin, and all I get is this giant-head freak?
Fark, I am disappoint.


Whatever floats your boat!

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2014-02-11 11:04:20 AM

unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.


Are they real and are they spectacular?
 
2014-02-11 11:15:33 AM

Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?


Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.
 
2014-02-11 11:19:52 AM

EyeballKid: Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?

Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.


With all the Titty declarations, this thread is criminally devoid of photographic evidence of said "titties".
 
2014-02-11 11:32:34 AM

ristst: EyeballKid: Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?

Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.

With all the Titty declarations, this thread is criminally devoid of photographic evidence of said "titties".


auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com

It's Lucy Pinder. I don't care if she can cook, there's only one thing I'd want to eat if I was with her anyways.
 
2014-02-11 11:38:17 AM

varmitydog: (For anyone more interested in the recipe than the celebrity horse manure)
Spaghetti Puttanesca Recipe:

Ingredients

1 pound (455 grams) dried spaghetti, the best you can get
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 handful capers, soaked in water and drained
2 handfuls big black olives, pitted
12 anchovy fillets, roughly chopped
3 small dried red chiles, crumbled
1 tablespoon dried oregano
Extra-virgin olive oil
2 (14 ounce/400gram) cans tomatoes, drained and chopped
1 good handful fresh basil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Cook the spaghetti in salted, boiling water until al dente. Meanwhile fry the garlic, capers, olives, anchovies, chiles, and oregano in a little olive oil for a few minutes. Add the tomatoes, bring to a simmer, and continue to cook for 4 or 5 minutes, until you have a lovely tomato sauce consistency. Remove from the heat, plunge the drained spaghetti into it, toss it over, and cover with the sauce. Rip all the basil over it, correct the seasoning, and drizzle with good extra-virgin olive oil.

Pasta with meat, anchovies and chile peppers.


There's no meat in puttanesca. Unless you're in Thailand. Then there's plenty.
 
2014-02-11 11:42:04 AM

indarwinsshadow: ristst: EyeballKid: Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?

Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.

With all the Titty declarations, this thread is criminally devoid of photographic evidence of said "titties".

[auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com image 784x725]

It's Lucy Pinder. I don't care if she can cook, there's only one thing I'd want to eat if I was with her anyways.


That is what I tell my wife. I am a pretty amazing cook, she can't cook for crap. I joke that cooking is not one of the womanly chores that I need done around the house.
 
2014-02-11 11:45:11 AM

indarwinsshadow: It's Lucy Pinder. I don't care if she can cook, there's only one thing I'd want to eat if I was with her anyways.


Hmmm.....not familiar with her.

(quick GIS)

Oh...goodness gracious, sakes alive....
 
2014-02-11 11:45:45 AM

finnished: varmitydog: (For anyone more interested in the recipe than the celebrity horse manure)
Spaghetti Puttanesca Recipe:

Ingredients

1 pound (455 grams) dried spaghetti, the best you can get
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 handful capers, soaked in water and drained
2 handfuls big black olives, pitted
12 anchovy fillets, roughly chopped
3 small dried red chiles, crumbled
1 tablespoon dried oregano
Extra-virgin olive oil
2 (14 ounce/400gram) cans tomatoes, drained and chopped
1 good handful fresh basil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Cook the spaghetti in salted, boiling water until al dente. Meanwhile fry the garlic, capers, olives, anchovies, chiles, and oregano in a little olive oil for a few minutes. Add the tomatoes, bring to a simmer, and continue to cook for 4 or 5 minutes, until you have a lovely tomato sauce consistency. Remove from the heat, plunge the drained spaghetti into it, toss it over, and cover with the sauce. Rip all the basil over it, correct the seasoning, and drizzle with good extra-virgin olive oil.

Pasta with meat, anchovies and chile peppers.

There's no meat in puttanesca. Unless you're in Thailand. Then there's plenty.


Somebody mentioned titties.  We've already moved on to other things.
 
2014-02-11 11:51:18 AM

Robert1966: Leave it to the Fail to manufacture controversy by "translating" the name of a very common pasta sauce.

/entendre intended


Maybe she also has a published recipe for spotted dick they can "write" an entire article about as if it is an attack on a former boyfriend or whatever.
 
2014-02-11 11:55:17 AM

indarwinsshadow: ristst: EyeballKid: Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?

Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.

With all the Titty declarations, this thread is criminally devoid of photographic evidence of said "titties".

[auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com image 784x725]

It's Lucy Pinder. I don't care if she can cook, there's only one thing I'd want to eat if I was with her anyways.


Brits with tits?  OK:

img199.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-11 12:09:05 PM
Wait a minute, all this call for titties and we get pasta sauce recipes?

Wow, after the missed call yesterday in the unknown "singer" and unknown "model" thread I would hope we can do better today!

/I'm waiting
 
2014-02-11 12:13:01 PM

Stinkbeard: Wait a minute, all this call for titties and we get pasta sauce recipes?

Wow, after the missed call yesterday in the unknown "singer" and unknown "model" thread I would hope we can do better today!

/I'm waiting


Yeah, give us a reason to masturbate at work!!!
 
2014-02-11 12:15:14 PM

Stinkbeard: Wait a minute, all this call for titties and we get pasta sauce recipes?

Wow, after the missed call yesterday in the unknown "singer" and unknown "model" thread I would hope we can do better today!

/I'm waiting


Thread link please?
 
2014-02-11 12:21:32 PM
so, is it spaghetti prepared by sluts, or for sluts?
 
2014-02-11 12:28:17 PM

TheMaskedArmadillo: Stinkbeard: Wait a minute, all this call for titties and we get pasta sauce recipes?

Wow, after the missed call yesterday in the unknown "singer" and unknown "model" thread I would hope we can do better today!

/I'm waiting

Thread link please?


Sure, for all the good it'll do. Start off strong but failed to launch.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8136377/X-Factor-winner-James-Arthur-bl am es-his-PA-for-sending-string-of-sexually-aggressive-text-messages-to-g lamour-model
 
2014-02-11 12:29:58 PM

Surly U. Jest: Grandemadaca: ChrisDe: OregonVet: TITS!

[bikinimelt.com image 317x300]

You rang?

I came for pics of the hot English muffin, and all I get is this giant-head freak?
Fark, I am disappoint.

Whatever floats your boat!


That's what I had for breakfast!

Wish it was the other type of hot English muffin.

/sad trombone
 
2014-02-11 12:34:00 PM

ristst: indarwinsshadow: It's Lucy Pinder. I don't care if she can cook, there's only one thing I'd want to eat if I was with her anyways.

Hmmm.....not familiar with her.

(quick GIS)

Oh...goodness gracious, sakes alive....


Great googly moogly.  She is stunning.  Even moreso nekkid.
 
2014-02-11 12:38:46 PM

EyeballKid: Dr Jack Badofsky: unfarkingbelievable: the_celt: OregonVet: TITS!

^THIS^

I declare this Titty Tuesday. Whose with me?

Every day is tit day for me. I own a pair.

Are they real and are they spectacular?

Tuesdays? Eh. Some more than others.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-11 01:10:39 PM

Charlie Chingas: Yeah, give us a reason to masturbate at work!!!


Since when do ya need a reason...?

/that's why I didn't answer that last call
 
2014-02-11 01:12:11 PM
Shame about the trout pout, Nigella.
 
2014-02-11 01:16:21 PM
Assuming there is even one reader unaware of this.

/deep flange.
 
2014-02-11 02:15:09 PM

Stinkbeard: TheMaskedArmadillo: Stinkbeard: Wait a minute, all this call for titties and we get pasta sauce recipes?

Wow, after the missed call yesterday in the unknown "singer" and unknown "model" thread I would hope we can do better today!

/I'm waiting

Thread link please?

Sure, for all the good it'll do. Start off strong but failed to launch.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8136377/X-Factor-winner-James-Arthur-bl am es-his-PA-for-sending-string-of-sexually-aggressive-text-messages-to-g lamour-model


Thank you kind sir!
 
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