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(ABC)   Washington DC gets new Doritos product that tastes like "Nacho Cheese Doritos filled with queso" while moving towards marijuana decriminalization. Coincidence?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 37
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2014-02-11 07:21:26 AM
"Nacho cheese filled with queso"

...so, cheese filled with cheese? Will there be some special fromage added for a little extra flavor?
 
2014-02-11 07:41:58 AM
Saw them yesterday.  Looked nasty.
 
2014-02-11 07:50:35 AM
 
2014-02-11 07:57:00 AM
They have them at Vermont and L if anyone was wondering
 
2014-02-11 08:48:27 AM

Sybarite: A little more in depth review.


Yeah, they farked up.
They tossed their brand on a product that is subject to too many variables after the final packaging.
Way to screw it up.

Also, all their shark jumping flavors suck.
Originals are crack, everything else is just food science failure.
 
2014-02-11 08:49:12 AM

FirstNationalBastard: "Nacho cheese filled with queso"

...so, cheese filled with cheese? Will there be some special fromage added for a little extra flavor?


YO DAWG WE HURD YOU LIKE CURD
 
2014-02-11 09:13:38 AM
What flavors of dip'n sauce will they have?
 
2014-02-11 09:14:45 AM
Just was fat, overweight, obese Americans need. Another form of junk food to clog those arteries and increase the sales of Crestor and Lipitor.

Does, uh, ahem, anyone know if Publix or Winn Dixie carry these yet?
 
2014-02-11 09:21:47 AM
FTFA: "I'm pretty sure I was the first person to get them because the person who made them was like, 'I don't know where they are,'" Cobb said.

Who makes Doritos at a 7-Eleven, and why wouldn't he not know where they are if he did?
 
2014-02-11 09:22:13 AM
So basically it's low rent low quality fried cheese, that uses orange cheese food instead of white cheese food?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-11 09:26:40 AM
I'm going to dip mine in chili con carne with meat.
 
2014-02-11 09:26:43 AM
Just what fat Americans need.. More shiat to make them fat..

/that looks awful btw
 
2014-02-11 09:27:04 AM
memeshare.net
 
2014-02-11 09:27:51 AM
Those look gross..
 
2014-02-11 09:30:00 AM

vudukungfu: Sybarite: A little more in depth review.

Yeah, they farked up.
They tossed their brand on a product that is subject to too many variables after the final packaging.
Way to screw it up.

Also, all their shark jumping flavors suck.
Originals are crack, everything else is just food science failure.


Those spicy purple ones are the exception. Many a bag lost to the gaping maws of red-eyed teens.
 
2014-02-11 09:35:15 AM

vudukungfu: Sybarite: A little more in depth review.

Yeah, they farked up.
They tossed their brand on a product that is subject to too many variables after the final packaging.
Way to screw it up.

Also, all their shark jumping flavors suck.
Originals are crack, everything else is just food science failure.


Aside from the original nacho cheese flavor, the only flavor I remember liking was the monterey jack on in the 90s.
 
2014-02-11 09:48:40 AM
On a side note, speaking of 7-11 food...

I can't get enough of the little breakfast enchilladas.  Filled with egg, cheese sausage and ham.

IF they are fresh.  If they are burnt or sat there too long they are nasty.  But fresh they are delicious.

My mouth is watering right now thinking about them.

Damn it. 7-11 run time..
 
2014-02-11 09:50:13 AM

ZAZ: I'm going to dip mine in chili con carne with meat.


+1
 
2014-02-11 09:51:04 AM
You know that's right!

www.usanetwork.com
 
2014-02-11 09:53:22 AM

darwinpolice: vudukungfu: Sybarite: A little more in depth review.

Yeah, they farked up.
They tossed their brand on a product that is subject to too many variables after the final packaging.
Way to screw it up.

Also, all their shark jumping flavors suck.
Originals are crack, everything else is just food science failure.

Aside from the original nacho cheese flavor, the only flavor I remember liking was the monterey jack on in the 90s.



I remember when you could only find these.

www.geekrest.com
 
2014-02-11 09:54:58 AM

Sybarite: A little more in depth review.


Shorter summary: triangle shaped fried cheese sticks using vague "nacho" flavor instead of mozzarella.
 
2014-02-11 10:14:12 AM
FTA: I definitely got my cheese* fix for the day.

*cheese product
 
2014-02-11 10:24:48 AM
Call me when they come up with a bacon flavored variety.
 
2014-02-11 10:39:29 AM
cool ranch or bust.
 
2014-02-11 10:41:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: "Nacho cheese filled with queso"

...so, cheese filled with cheese? Will there be some special fromage added for a little extra flavor?


No, it's important to say the same thing in two different languages in the same sentence -- for great schizophrenia!
 
2014-02-11 10:48:03 AM

ThatOldNavyGuy: Call me when they come up with a bacon flavored variety.


they haven't? gee, you'd think they'd've jumped on the ol' bacon bandwagon.
 
2014-02-11 11:01:09 AM

FirstNationalBastard: "Nacho cheese filled with queso"

...so, cheese filled with cheese? Will there be some special fromage added for a little extra flavor?


Okay, so?
 
2014-02-11 11:18:32 AM

duffblue: vudukungfu: Sybarite: A little more in depth review.

Yeah, they farked up.
They tossed their brand on a product that is subject to too many variables after the final packaging.
Way to screw it up.

Also, all their shark jumping flavors suck.
Originals are crack, everything else is just food science failure.

Those spicy purple ones are the exception. Many a bag lost to the gaping maws of red-eyed teens.


The Tapatio flavor is pretty good.
 
2014-02-11 11:34:58 AM
So it for microwave?

Did someone make sure test on babby?
 
2014-02-11 11:49:15 AM

jshine: FirstNationalBastard: "Nacho cheese filled with queso"

...so, cheese filled with cheese? Will there be some special fromage added for a little extra flavor?

No, it's important to say the same thing in two different languages in the same sentence -- for great schizophrenia!


I would say leave the 4chan joke on 4chan, but even they wouldn't've let that one pass.

/do not 4chan on Fark
//like teenagers with fake IDs trying to hang out with the mean drinkers in the local neighborhood bar
 
2014-02-11 11:51:34 AM

Sybarite: I remember when you could only find these.

[www.geekrest.com image 345x512]


I was just a little pup
And it was derby day
Was dad and me and Darrell
Out in San Pablo bay
Taco flavored Doritos
And my orange life vest
Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon
On twenty-pound test
 
2014-02-11 12:01:26 PM
The guacamole were really good. One of the best they came out with. Have not seen them for over five years. Guess people did not like that they were green.
 
2014-02-11 12:18:09 PM
I would like to find unfried wholegrain doritos with real salsa flavor (containing actual salsa).  Is that too much to ask?
 
2014-02-11 01:13:14 PM
Unfortunately they look like those horrible fried macaroni and cheese cakes Jack-in-the-Box tried to introduce some years back and which an idiot order taker gave me at the drive-through when I ordered the mozzarella cheese sticks. Put me off anything triangular and deep-fried for life.
 
2014-02-11 01:35:41 PM
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
 
2014-02-11 01:44:09 PM
I'm waiting for the Oreo flavored Doritos that you can dip in milk, after a bong hit.  Although spilt bong water is almost cause for a hazmat team.
 
2014-02-11 01:49:44 PM
The scientific explanation for why Doritos are triangular orange crack.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/10/01/dining/nacho-gr aphic.htm l?_r=0
 
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