LoneDoggie: Chim Chim finds out why you don't let your friend borrow your phone.
Harry Freakstorm: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 290x192]Call from Fred. He only calls when he needs some nits picked off him. Decline. Find someone else to pick your nits, Fred. Facebook poke. That got old pretty quickly. Shelly wants me to play Candy Crush so she can get some bonus bucks. Send me a selfie of you doing the hand bra, Shelly and I'll think about it. Westside BMW has an oil change special this weekend. I guess I should take the pu*** magnet in for a change.Hmm... Looks like I gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes.
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