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(Mother Nature Network)   Wait, are you trying to tell me that the mouth of a beast that eats live rodents, licks its own butt, and devours chicken carcasses might be unclean?   (mnn.com) divider line 7
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2014-02-11 09:33:25 AM
4 votes:
My cat has never bitten me. My dog did once, but that's because I put my arm in between him and the other German shepherd he was fighting. I got sewn up by the nurse and got a tetanus shot. It didn't really hurt.

A  cow once stuck its tongue in my ear. My life is very exciting.
2014-02-11 08:34:21 AM
3 votes:

Nick Nostril: How the hell have we survived as a species to overpopulate this planet to the tune of 7 billion?


The reason why anyone exists on this planet is the same as why you exist on this planet.

Somebody farked your mom.
2014-02-11 08:29:35 AM
2 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: BowtoMogul: CSB:
In high school my cat bit my hand and at school the next day I noticed my hand was really swollen and a dark line creeping up my arm. I went to the nurse and she gave me an ice pack. When I got home I called the doctors office, after talking to 3 different nurses I was asked how fast I could get there. The secretary rushed me to the nurse personally where I was given a horse pill of antibiotics. Then they told me that I should sue the school.

/School nurses are useless.

good christ.  Reinforcing one of the problems of the world we are living in.


But I thought lawsuits were the free market alternative to regulation? Do you hate the free market?
2014-02-11 08:07:12 AM
2 votes:
Subby's mom?
2014-02-11 12:28:14 PM
1 votes:
MØØSE BITES CAN BE QUITE NASTI TOO.
2014-02-11 11:04:18 AM
1 votes:

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady: My cat bites, nay, chews on my arm every day and sinks her front claws in while kicking the shiat out of me with her hind legs. It doesn't hurt all that much and it seems to make her happy.. ,


My cat did the same until I got even with her. I brought in a second cat for her to spar with.
2014-02-11 08:13:32 AM
1 votes:
"Middle-aged women were the most common bite victims"

Well, no Shiat.
 
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