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(AZ Family)   Don't you hate it when you buy a mattress and later discover a mattress inside the mattress? And bedbugs inside the mattress inside the mattress?   (azfamily.com) divider line 17
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2014-02-11 07:52:01 AM  
8 votes:
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2014-02-11 09:41:43 AM  
5 votes:

NickelP: something about this sounds off. how the hell do you get an exterminator to rush over at 3am for bed bugs? also why does he bring a video camera?

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            If she calls you at 3 am, you head on over, and you bring a video camera.
2014-02-11 08:51:16 AM  
5 votes:
And you don't even want to KNOW what's in those bedbugs...
2014-02-11 11:36:20 AM  
2 votes:
PaLarkin:

Fark the eagles.  Bedbugs must die!  If bedbugs were ever threatened with extinction, the environmental extremists would use the endangered species act to sue for a ban of anything that kills bedbugs.

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2014-02-11 09:49:14 AM  
2 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: danielscissorhands: CivicMindedFive: Get a memory foam mattress.  Seriously.  You can get one from Costco or even Amazon.

Memory foam. I'll remember that.

:)


I'd rather sleep on mammary foam.
2014-02-11 09:39:35 AM  
2 votes:

CivicMindedFive: Get a memory foam mattress.  Seriously.  You can get one from Costco or even Amazon.


Memory foam. I'll remember that.
2014-02-11 09:00:20 AM  
2 votes:

Bondith: Bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea?


Fleas on the bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea!
2014-02-11 08:53:47 AM  
2 votes:

Honest Bender: And you don't even want to KNOW what's in those bedbugs...


Pudding? I'll bet it's pudding. Butterscotch pudding.
2014-02-11 02:34:55 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: I was thinking about getting a new mattress in a few years. Think ill get a hammock instead.


don't listen to that bullshiat.  memory foam.  sleeping in a hammock is like sleeping on a waterbed - seems AWESOME until you realize that there is no support whatsoever and you end up walking like Yoda.
2014-02-11 12:19:27 PM  
1 votes:
I used to work setting up estate/garage sales. It boggled my mind how many people buy used mattresses. I even sold one where the person had DIED on it! The conversation went like this:
*Mattress unmarked in corner in trash section*
Guy: He is that a king mattress? How much?
Me: Oh it isn't for sale...
Guy: Why not?
Me: Well...because the previous owner sort of...kicked the bucket on it...
Guy: *thinks for a minute* Would you take $50?
Me: ...sure why the hell not? I'll help load it for you.
2014-02-11 11:29:28 AM  
1 votes:
did the bedbedbugs have bedbugbugs?
2014-02-11 10:40:25 AM  
1 votes:

danielscissorhands: hobnail: danielscissorhands:

Bedbugs were virtually unknown in the US for years.  There is a means to kill them.  It's called DDT.

It only wiped out the passenger pigeon, how harmful could it be?

LOLWUT

You're right, it was also due to hunting. Or have you never heard of the passenger pigeon?

The stupidity on Fark today is just amazing.


Today?
2014-02-11 09:55:45 AM  
1 votes:
This is one reason we gave up beds entirely last year. Mattress places are worse than used car places, and for something even a little comfortable the prices are insane. For less than $200 we built a stand and bought a hammock large enough for two (stretched out it's a little shorter and a lot wider than a king bed, but empty it only has about a 2' footprint). Haven't woken up with a sore back since, and yes everything that can be done in a bed can be done in a hammock. Some things that CAN'T be done (at least not easily) in a bed can also be done in a hammock.

Honest, it has nothing to do with any hipstery/hippy stuff -- just tried sleeping in a hammock one night when we were thinking about hammock camping at some point, and woke up after ~4 hours feeling better than I ever have in my life, then attempted to sleep in bed again the next night and woke up after 8 hours feeling like I'd been beaten and hadn't slept at all... and then Mr. safeforwork had the same experience. We immediately went shopping for a two person hammock. Within the month the whole family had switched.

/still haven't gone camping
2014-02-11 09:40:08 AM  
1 votes:
And that's why they got this "new material only" tag that must not be removed before delivery to the customer.
2014-02-11 09:05:15 AM  
1 votes:

Descartes: Bondith: Bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea?

Fleas on the bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea!


Head lice on the fleas on the bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea?
2014-02-11 08:57:51 AM  
1 votes:
Bedbugs in a mattress in a mattress in a hole in the bottom of the sea?
2014-02-11 07:17:09 AM  
1 votes:
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And did those feet in ancient times,
walk upon England's mountains green....
 
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