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(CBS Chicago)   Man launches Kickstarter campaign seeking $8 to 'Graph The Deliciousness Of A Chicken Burrito'   ( divider line
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2014-02-11 10:58:36 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: WhoGAS: Solid State Vittles: Chipotle sucks and anyone that says otherwise is a goddamn idiot.

Chipotle blows and anyone who says otherwise is a goddamned idiot.

There's a simple reason for the disagreements. The fact is, they have expanded really fast and if you go to one place, the food might be fresh and hot and properly prepared, and in another place it might be awful, with everything cold and congealed and over/undercooked and in the wrong proportions. The first time I went to one several years ago, it was the most amazing thing ever (yes it was chicken), but because my first experience kept me coming back, I've put up with quite a few lousy burritos.

The best chicken burrito is from here, however: i cken-Steak-Falls-Church

Oh, I have no dog in this fight; as far as food goes, if it comes back out at some point and provided nutrition on the way, well, that's allright.

I only commented to poke fun as him saying that.  Essentially, the joke is that only people who say it "sucks" aren't idiots.  Well, if someone agrees in spirit but uses the opposite term, would that person be an idiot, too, even though he/she agrees?

Okay, so it wasn't that funny but I thought it was boyishly clever.
2014-02-12 07:11:06 AM  
Can we at least all agree that anyone who pronounces it "chi-pull-tay" deserves to be beaten with rusty pipes?
2014-02-12 03:23:38 PM  
FTFA: "consume 24 variations of the Chipotle Chicken Burrito. The results will then be displayed in a new graph."

Well, I want to see another graph with that. How much weight he gains from the 24 Burrito. Dumbass, but the project is being funded, so he must not be the dumbest.
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