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(International Business Times)   I don't know what a Blake Griffin is or what sport he plays, but he just smacked Justin Bieber in a Starbucks, and should be given a parade in his honor, a TotalFark subscription...and any other damned thing he wants   (au.ibtimes.com) divider line 115
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2014-02-10 09:33:59 PM
Real?
 
2014-02-10 09:42:48 PM
I was wondering who that weird guy in the GameFly commercials is.

/Not kidding, I never watch basketball.
 
2014-02-10 09:45:25 PM

knbber2: Real?


If so, I am now a Clippers fan.

Okay, let's not get crazy.
 
2014-02-10 09:49:08 PM
That is the greatest thing I have ever read in any story about Bieber.
 
2014-02-10 09:52:14 PM

You Cant Explain That: That is the greatest thing I have ever read in any story about Bieber.


This is how I expect every Bieber story to end.

"...and [subject of article] turned around and smacked Justin Bieber across his smarmy little face. All charges were then dropped."
 
2014-02-10 10:11:33 PM
Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:24 PM

Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.


Why?! Why must you crush our dreams like so much ... so much ... crushing of dreams, you dream crusher!
 
2014-02-10 10:15:21 PM
I do so hope this is real. "Damn straight I smacked the living schitt out of the little turd. And I defy any judge to tell me he didn't have it coming."
 
2014-02-10 10:15:45 PM

Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.


i25.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 10:16:37 PM

Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.


You could have left our fantasies alone for THIRTY GODDAMN MINUTES, you bastage.
 
2014-02-10 10:18:57 PM
*sigh*
 
2014-02-10 10:23:29 PM
I'm so, so sorry. I wanted to believe it just as much as you. I was just about to wake my wife up and insist we conceive another child and name him Blake Griffin. Or her. I mean, Blake works as a girl's name, right?
 
2014-02-10 10:41:59 PM
Know how I knew this wasn't real?
Bieber attends heat games. If anyone slapped him, it would probably be LeBron.

/yes I'm talking out of my ass
 
2014-02-10 11:02:09 PM
I think we should all upvote this link and convince the mods to green it anyway. That way Bieber knows what we all want to happen to him.

How about it, Mods? Let's do this!
 
2014-02-11 12:04:01 AM

HawgWild: I think we should all upvote this link and convince the mods to green it anyway. That way Bieber knows what we all want to happen to him.



I'M IN !!!!
 
2014-02-11 12:05:25 AM
I want to believe.
 
2014-02-11 12:06:08 AM
colbertnation.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-02-11 12:06:24 AM

Nabb1: I'm so, so sorry. I wanted to believe it just as much as you. I was just about to wake my wife up and insist we conceive another child and name him Blake Griffin. Or her. I mean, Blake works as a girl's name, right?


Oh yes...

unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-02-11 12:15:22 AM
If this would have been true, I would have forgiven Griffin for being a Jayhawk and for jumping over a farking car in the slam dunk competition. As it is, he and Beebs are still on my douchebag list.
 
2014-02-11 12:19:02 AM

Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.


DAMNIT
 
2014-02-11 12:21:50 AM

Lorelle: Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.

DAMNIT


Look at it this way.  Bieber wouldn't admit he got his ass kicked and started crying, and Griffin won't admit he committed battery.

img.izismile.com
 
2014-02-11 12:25:32 AM
www.mofahaimages.com
 
2014-02-11 12:28:05 AM

Sgt Otter: Lorelle: Nabb1: Okay, the link is farked, so I checked Google and it appears that Blake Griffin did NOT biatchslap Justin Bieber.

DAMNIT

Look at it this way.  Bieber wouldn't admit he got his ass kicked and started crying, and Griffin won't admit he committed battery.

[img.izismile.com image 640x426]


Maybe we'll get lucky and somebody's cell phone video will turn up.
 
2014-02-11 12:29:34 AM
www.turbozone.ca
 
2014-02-11 12:30:05 AM

show me: If this would have been true, I would have forgiven Griffin for being a Jayhawk and for jumping over a farking car in the slam dunk competition. As it is, he and Beebs are still on my douchebag list.


He was a Sooner.  Sorry to derail your Jayhawk hatred.

/Jayhawk
 
2014-02-11 12:38:21 AM
ucp.totfarm.com
 
2014-02-11 12:42:23 AM
"He smacked the shiat out of him" said one witness, "then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.

I would've paid good money to see that happen.
 
2014-02-11 12:44:30 AM

Hz so good: "He smacked the shiat out of him" said one witness, "then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.

I would've paid good money to see that happen.


I would have made it farking rain.
 
2014-02-11 12:54:07 AM
I don't get the hate for Justin Beiber. He's been a bit douchey lately, but it sounds like he may have a booze/drug problem. And he's what? 19? I did some stupid stuff at that age, too. Fact is, he puts on a great show. I like it when he dances around on stage. Talented young man. Sad that fake articles like this fuel all the misplaced Internet hate.

/don't have kids , but have seen him in concert 3 times
//I get weird looks from the adults/parents, but whatever. I dig music.
 
2014-02-11 01:02:06 AM

Mark Ratner: I don't get the hate for Justin Beiber. He's been a bit douchey lately, but it sounds like he may have a booze/drug problem. And he's what? 19? I did some stupid stuff at that age, too. Fact is, he puts on a great show. I like it when he dances around on stage. Talented young man. Sad that fake articles like this fuel all the misplaced Internet hate.

/don't have kids , but have seen him in concert 3 times
//I get weird looks from the adults/parents, but whatever. I dig music.


www.wordans.com
 
2014-02-11 01:04:06 AM
Real or not, it's almost worth it just for that picture of him being handled by his bodyguard like a biatchy little kid about to be put in a car seat.

Mark Ratner: I don't get the hate for Justin Beiber. He's been a bit douchey lately, but it sounds like he may have a booze/drug problem. And he's what? 19? I did some stupid stuff at that age, too. Fact is, he puts on a great show. I like it when he dances around on stage. Talented young man. Sad that fake articles like this fuel all the misplaced Internet hate.

/don't have kids , but have seen him in concert 3 times
//I get weird looks from the adults/parents, but whatever. I dig music.


And now you're gonna get weird Farkies, whether you're serious or not.
 
2014-02-11 01:24:52 AM

DrBenway: Real or not, it's almost worth it just for that picture of him being handled by his bodyguard like a biatchy little kid about to be put in a car seat.

Mark Ratner: I don't get the hate for Justin Beiber. He's been a bit douchey lately, but it sounds like he may have a booze/drug problem. And he's what? 19? I did some stupid stuff at that age, too. Fact is, he puts on a great show. I like it when he dances around on stage. Talented young man. Sad that fake articles like this fuel all the misplaced Internet hate.

/don't have kids , but have seen him in concert 3 times
//I get weird looks from the adults/parents, but whatever. I dig music.

And now you're gonna get weird Farkies, whether you're serious or not.


You farkied me as weird? Not my best work I admit. Time to lay off the bath salts and go to bed.
 
2014-02-11 01:35:59 AM
caramel apple machiatto

Not just fiction. Terrible fiction.
 
2014-02-11 01:51:06 AM
The worst part is, he then pissed in a bucket, threw eggs at the place, shaved his head for a dying kid, and then got back in his Ferrari and sped off at 110 miles per hour - drunk. THAT's when he raped my dog. I'll get you yet, Justman Beebo!
 
2014-02-11 01:57:10 AM

Mark Ratner: DrBenway: Real or not, it's almost worth it just for that picture of him being handled by his bodyguard like a biatchy little kid about to be put in a car seat.

Mark Ratner: I don't get the hate for Justin Beiber. He's been a bit douchey lately, but it sounds like he may have a booze/drug problem. And he's what? 19? I did some stupid stuff at that age, too. Fact is, he puts on a great show. I like it when he dances around on stage. Talented young man. Sad that fake articles like this fuel all the misplaced Internet hate.

/don't have kids , but have seen him in concert 3 times
//I get weird looks from the adults/parents, but whatever. I dig music.

And now you're gonna get weird Farkies, whether you're serious or not.

You farkied me as weird? Not my best work I admit. Time to lay off the bath salts and go to bed.


No, I farkied you as "mock me, i'm a bieber fan!" See, there actually are some trolls that you really, really don't want people to bite on.

Triumph: caramel apple machiatto

Not just fiction. Terrible fiction.


Really? I thought that was the most beliebable part.
 
2014-02-11 01:59:51 AM
It's true. I witnessed all of this. Bieber was throwing a tantrum. "I want more money. I want a Miata. I want a trip to Disney World. I want X-Man comic book number one. I want a lifetime subscription to Playboy, and throw in Penthouse. Show me the money! Show me the money!"
 
2014-02-11 02:01:24 AM
This may trigger a war between USA and Canada.
 
2014-02-11 02:03:18 AM
Blake Griffin will receive a warning for flopping from the NBA tomorrow.
 
2014-02-11 02:07:19 AM

you are a puppet: It's true. I witnessed all of this. Bieber was throwing a tantrum. "I want more money. I want a Miata. I want a trip to Disney World. I want X-Man comic book number one. I want a lifetime subscription to Playboy, and throw in Penthouse. Show me the money! Show me the money!"


You deserve a job in journalism.
 
2014-02-11 02:08:39 AM
This is Bieber and his father. I think that explains a lot :

cdn.popdust.com
 
2014-02-11 02:23:10 AM
I didn't think TFA was real, but I had a dream.  Truth be told, there is only one Canadian singer I would pay money to see, and it sure as shiat ain't Bieber.

/Seriously, he needs to DIAF
 
2014-02-11 02:28:50 AM

harleyquinnical: I didn't think TFA was real, but I had a dream.  Truth be told, there is only one Canadian singer I would pay money to see, and it sure as shiat ain't Bieber.

/Seriously, he needs to DIAF


Celene Dion appreciates your support.
 
2014-02-11 02:33:15 AM

harleyquinnical: there is only one Canadian singer I would pay money to see,


Well, there IS only one Celine Dion !
 
2014-02-11 02:34:55 AM

you are a puppet: It's true. I witnessed all of this. Bieber was throwing a tantrum. "I want more money. I want a Miata. I want a trip to Disney World. I want X-Man comic book number one. I want a lifetime subscription to Playboy, and throw in Penthouse. Show me the money! Show me the money!"


Related: Today is the 25th anniversary of the day the Miata was first released.
 
2014-02-11 02:34:57 AM
Now if we could only get the security camera footage here. That'd be Entertainment!
 
2014-02-11 02:36:11 AM

harleyquinnical: I didn't think TFA was real, but I had a dream.  Truth be told, there is only one Canadian singer I would pay money to see, and it sure as shiat ain't Bieber.

/Seriously, he needs to DIAF


Kim Mitchell?

/Might as well...
 
2014-02-11 02:38:04 AM

robmilmel: harleyquinnical: there is only one Canadian singer I would pay money to see,

Well, there IS only one Celine Dion !


You just put the Love Guru back in my head, you dirty son of a biatch.
 
2014-02-11 02:44:38 AM

Nabb1: I'm so, so sorry. I wanted to believe it just as much as you. I was just about to wake my wife up and insist we conceive another child and name him Blake Griffin. Or her. I mean, Blake works as a girl's name, right?


So does Justine.
 
2014-02-11 03:05:12 AM

crotchgrabber: You just put the Love Guru back in my head, you dirty son of a biatch


/dusts off hands
My work is done here.
 
2014-02-11 03:05:13 AM
i1076.photobucket.com

I'm gonna have to get this thing out again.
 
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