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(Talking Points Memo)   RNC Chairman says the GOP will "absolutely" use the Lewinsky scandal against Hillary; because, frankly a twenty-year old sex scandal is pretty much all they got. Not exactly like they can run on the party's accomplishments,or ideas now can they?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 249
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2014-02-10 03:07:49 PM
Why stop with the blowjob? Whitewater! Vince Foster! Ron Brown! The whole Clinton body count! Airport haircut! Filegate! Lincoln bedroom! I guess I should dig out my pastel overalls, slap bracelets, and Converse All Stars, and get a fade haircut. Or should I let my hair go shaggy, wear boots and plaid shirts, and act sullen?
 
2014-02-10 03:20:29 PM
Well, if she can't control her husband...
 
2014-02-10 03:23:11 PM
So they want to attack a woman for her husband having an affair. And the GOP continues its stellar record on reaching out to women.
 
2014-02-10 03:23:56 PM
26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.
 
2014-02-10 03:24:27 PM
So, the RNC chief is admitting publicly the party has no weapons to use against Hillary?
 
2014-02-10 03:31:37 PM
When do they acuse her of being a lesbian?
 
2014-02-10 03:32:31 PM

Notabunny: Why stop with the blowjob? Whitewater! Vince Foster! Ron Brown! The whole Clinton body count! Airport haircut! Filegate! Lincoln bedroom! I guess I should dig out my pastel overalls, slap bracelets, and Converse All Stars, and get a fade haircut. Or should I let my hair go shaggy, wear boots and plaid shirts, and act sullen?


SilverTab jeans. Goddammit, I want SilverTab jeans back! Skinny jeans are uglier than bell-bottoms.

The 90s were awesome. I'd definitely vote for Clinton if we could get the 90s back.
 
2014-02-10 03:32:37 PM

Nabb1: 26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.



Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


/not subby
//my brain does things like that all the time
 
2014-02-10 03:36:40 PM
Jesus, you'd think it was Hillary who blew lewinski. It's bill's scandal, not hers.
 
2014-02-10 03:38:30 PM

Blues_X: Nabb1: 26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.


Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


/not subby
//my brain does things like that all the time


Apparently so. Okay, 20 years makes more sense.
 
2014-02-10 03:54:57 PM

Nabb1: Blues_X: Nabb1: 26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.


Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


/not subby
//my brain does things like that all the time

Apparently so. Okay, 20 years makes more sense.


On the advice of counsel, I decline to state what my brain turns the phrase "twenty year old sex" into.
 
2014-02-10 04:00:12 PM

Speaker2Animals: So, the RNC chief is admitting publicly the party has no weapons to use against Hillary?


Wait for it, Benghazi is lurking about.

Also the crazier RWNJ radio morons have already indicated ol Hil-dog is banging Huma Abedin, so there's that.
 
2014-02-10 04:13:20 PM

Ambivalence: Jesus, you'd think it was Hillary who blew Lewinski. It's bill's scandal, not hers.


$10 down right now that Brietbart or Newsmax will be claiming EXACTLY that if Hillary actually runs before the election is over, and that's why she didn't leave, Bbill and Monica were covering for HER


Takers?
 
2014-02-10 04:15:29 PM

dr_blasto: Speaker2Animals: So, the RNC chief is admitting publicly the party has no weapons to use against Hillary?

Wait for it, Benghazi is lurking about.

Also the crazier RWNJ radio morons have already indicated ol Hil-dog is banging Huma Abedin, so there's that.


There have been "Hillary is really a lesbian" rumors going back to the first Clinton administration.  Apparently she and Donna Shalala were supposed to be an item.   At least in this iteration  one of the two objects of the rumor is actually fappable
 
2014-02-10 04:25:37 PM
Attacking Hillary with Monica would be like attacking a raging inferno with a barrel of gasoline and some liquid oxygen.
 
2014-02-10 04:27:11 PM
There are plenty of reasons to dislike Hilary, but this is not one of them.
 
2014-02-10 04:32:05 PM
yes, please remind the women of america that hillary was the victim, whose private life was dragged through the mud by republicans. please go ahead and do that.
 
2014-02-10 04:33:43 PM

Blues_X: Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


I'm trying to find the joke here but..I keep missing it.
 
2014-02-10 04:37:42 PM
You know, if 2008 I had no use for Hilary Clinton because 1) she voted yes on the IWR and 2) it seemed that her qualifications were "stayed with her philandering husband for the good of the party" and "really wants this".

Her tenure at state has totally removed half of the criticism most people will have with her.

The issues many of us have with her policies are still there.

I for one, will not be voting for her because of the IWR, and because I'm a liberal and she's too far right in general, but I have the "luxury" of living in a state where my vote doesn't matter.

if I still lived in NH, I'd have to really think about my convictions.
 
2014-02-10 04:44:31 PM

what_now: Blues_X: Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?

I'm trying to find the joke here but..I keep missing it.


There wasn't. I was eating lunch while FARKing and just sort of skimmed the headline.
 
2014-02-10 04:46:40 PM

Nabb1: what_now: Blues_X: Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?

I'm trying to find the joke here but..I keep missing it.

There wasn't. I was eating lunch while FARKing and just sort of skimmed the headline.


No, I was going to make a joke ABOUT you, but I can't find it.
 
2014-02-10 04:58:24 PM
This can't possibly backfire.
 
2014-02-10 04:59:19 PM
GOP is pretty much a joke and a dinosaur as younger voters take to the polls.
Remember when video killed the radio star?
The internet killed the GOP.
 
2014-02-10 05:06:33 PM
This... is why you fail
 
2014-02-10 05:18:13 PM

FlashHarry: yes, please remind the women of america that hillary was the victim, whose private life was dragged through the mud by republicans. please go ahead and do that.


This.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-10 05:27:26 PM
For decades I've admired the way that the GOP can talk people into voting against their best interests. They had thoughts and ideas that attracted many. But those days are gone. The last 5 years or so, they seemed to have swallowed the crazy pills.

One of these election cycles there will be enough voters who are tired of all the GOP's derp and will vote them out of power in the House and Senate (I don't see them winning the WH as any decent candidate who would appeal to independents and "Reagan Democrats" would never survive the primaries). That is when the real "fun" will begin.
 
2014-02-10 05:27:32 PM
That poor chicken.
 
2014-02-10 05:28:45 PM

vudukungfu: The internet killed the GOP.


Nah, there's plenty of internet out there that reinforces their beliefs.
 
2014-02-10 05:31:34 PM
Oh, come on now. They'll Benghazi the living hell out of her. BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI! That's all we'll hear for months on end. Everyone's ears will be bleeding from the endless braying about Benghazi.

Why can't we just shoot them into the sun before 2016?
 
2014-02-10 05:34:17 PM

Ambivalence: Jesus, you'd think it was Hillary who blew lewinski.

i.imgur.com


Nice and slow.

Make me forget my troubles.
 
2014-02-10 05:35:53 PM

Nabb1: There are plenty of reasons to dislike Hilary, but this is not one of them.


True.

But this is what the chickenfarkers will run with.

Because this is what they do.
 
2014-02-10 05:38:29 PM
www.redstate.com
 
2014-02-10 05:38:46 PM

Dinki: So they want to attack a woman for her husband having an affair.


Yeah, I almost cannot believe they are this stupid.

Almost.
 
2014-02-10 05:39:56 PM

DO IT

 
2014-02-10 05:49:45 PM

Somacandra: Nabb1: There are plenty of reasons to dislike Hilary, but this is not one of them.

True.

But this is what the chickenfarkers will run with.

Because this is what they do.


Yeah. Probably. We couldn't possibly have a campaign with a straightforward debate of policy issues carried out in a thoughtful, respectful manner. No, the GOP will do the exact opposite of that.
 
2014-02-10 05:59:15 PM

Blues_X: Nabb1: 26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.


Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


/not subby
//my brain does things like that all the time


At this point I'd be ok with either a 20 year old sex scandal or a 26 year old sex scandal.  Hell even a 35 year old sex scandal would be alright with me.  I've just been on kind of a dry spell as far as scandals go lately.
 
2014-02-10 06:02:59 PM
Thanks to Starr, people were tired of hearing about Lewinski about two days after the story broke.
 
2014-02-10 06:03:52 PM

what_now: You know, if 2008 I had no use for Hilary Clinton because 1) she voted yes on the IWR and 2) it seemed that her qualifications were "stayed with her philandering husband for the good of the party" and "really wants this".

Her tenure at state has totally removed half of the criticism most people will have with her.

The issues many of us have with her policies are still there.

I for one, will not be voting for her because of the IWR, and because I'm a liberal and she's too far right in general, but I have the "luxury" of living in a state where my vote doesn't matter.

if I still lived in NH, I'd have to really think about my convictions.


No, she stayed with her husband because she got where she is now because of it.

How many bullets did she actually dodge in that sniper fire in Bosnia?
 
2014-02-10 06:05:45 PM
Does this mean Benghazi is over?
 
2014-02-10 06:08:59 PM
At least he was honest. Now the Democrats can get to work researching the spouses of every GOP candidate. Going back twenty years.
 
2014-02-10 06:09:04 PM
Doo eet, beetches.
 
2014-02-10 06:09:10 PM
Also, see Al Sharpton and Chappaquiddick. Proven liberal-bane.
 
2014-02-10 06:09:58 PM

serial_crusher: Blues_X: Nabb1: 26 years? That's some fine mathematicals, submitter.


Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?


/not subby
//my brain does things like that all the time

At this point I'd be ok with either a 20 year old sex scandal or a 26 year old sex scandal.  Hell even a 35 year old sex scandal would be alright with me.  I've just been on kind of a dry spell as far as scandals go lately.


If it will make you feel better, I will start a rumor about you and a young intern in a tawdry affair.
 
2014-02-10 06:10:33 PM
If they use that against her, she will win-by a landslide.
 
2014-02-10 06:10:34 PM
Please proceed, because there is just no way this could possibly backfire.
 
2014-02-10 06:11:26 PM
How would you use the Lewinsky scandal against Hilary? I don't understand how that would possibly work.
 
2014-02-10 06:11:27 PM

MFAWG: Please proceed, because there is just no way this could possibly backfire.


Heh, one second and we meant the same thing. The GOP is DOA.
 
2014-02-10 06:11:44 PM

what_now: Blues_X: Did your brain turn "twenty-year old sex" into "26"?

I'm trying to find the joke here but..I keep missing it.


Twenty years ago, I could still do a 26.
 
2014-02-10 06:12:11 PM

Notabunny: WOr should I let my hair go shaggy, wear boots and plaid shirts, and act sullen?


I would like to apologize on behalf of my generation. It was my generation that brought to you the beginnings of the emo culture. Now adays, all of the popular "rock" bands are nothing more than twenty somethings getting on a stage, and whining in a high pitched, effeminate voice, about how they want to die, or standing up to their oppressive mothers, or some wimpy ass shiat.
 
2014-02-10 06:12:11 PM

MBrady: How many bullets did she actually dodge in that sniper fire in Bosnia?


All of them.
 
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