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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 43
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2014-02-10 06:41:59 PM
15 votes:

Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.


What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

thumbs.dreamstime.com
2014-02-10 07:06:54 PM
12 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-10 06:14:29 PM
10 votes:
Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.
2014-02-10 06:34:36 PM
8 votes:

edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks were born the same year.

2014-02-10 10:07:53 PM
5 votes:

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-10 09:21:00 PM
5 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

www.tacomaworld.com

Can you spot which one is the plastic sex doll and which is a real human being? Neither can I.
2014-02-10 07:55:46 PM
4 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Starscream.
2014-02-10 07:16:32 PM
4 votes:
that's a bigfoot, gus
2014-02-10 06:41:09 PM
4 votes:
She looks like she and Albert Einstein were born the same year.
2014-02-10 06:27:25 PM
4 votes:
She looks like she and Albert Pujols were born the same year.
2014-02-10 07:04:21 PM
3 votes:

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


beyondthemarquee.com
2014-02-10 06:45:52 PM
3 votes:

special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?


It's hiding a sarlacc pit. That was the real reason for the divorce - there was no sex because he didn't want to lose his wang.
2014-02-10 06:28:01 PM
3 votes:

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


And not a single fap was given.
2014-02-11 09:25:09 AM
2 votes:

doubled99: She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?


I'm trying.  But I'm only one person.
2014-02-10 09:55:13 PM
2 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2014-02-10 08:21:02 PM
2 votes:
"Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

pbs.twimg.com

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?
2014-02-10 07:56:54 PM
2 votes:

macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata


Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 07:29:57 PM
2 votes:

gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
i1.mirror.co.uk
2014-02-10 07:20:39 PM
2 votes:
Now that's a great headline! Am I right? Am I right?

img.timeinc.net

Got any gum?
2014-02-10 07:09:40 PM
2 votes:

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


Her breasts are responding to changes in Earth's magnetic field and orbit. Evidently, they're polar opposites.
2014-02-10 07:09:08 PM
2 votes:

JerkStore: Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.

What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x659]


At least you got the three empty holes right.
2014-02-10 07:04:12 PM
2 votes:
Both her lips and her personal flotation devices are asymmetrical. Plus, they (the lips) look worse than
t1.gstatic.com/hot

She should have shelled out the $.99 and saved herself $19,999.01
2014-02-10 07:01:38 PM
2 votes:

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


img.fark.net
2014-02-10 06:46:41 PM
2 votes:
I guess she doesn't look too bad... for a forty year-old tranny maybe.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:44:55 PM
2 votes:
Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
img.fark.net
2014-02-11 11:55:29 AM
1 votes:

doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.


Speak for yourself.  I called her a blowup doll; I am a woman and have absolutely no use for a blow up bimbo.
2014-02-11 04:22:49 AM
1 votes:

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


Cue the cute little taco commercial girl...
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.


You're right - I should've known it was just too clever for a lesser being to come up with. One of my favourites from her is "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM
1 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Ru Paul?
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 09:38:47 PM
1 votes:

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


whynotbothgirl.jpg
2014-02-10 08:29:46 PM
1 votes:

Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


Why the FARK does that monkey need that much ass? WTF, evolution?
2014-02-10 08:25:15 PM
1 votes:
www.scrapsyard.com
2014-02-10 08:19:53 PM
1 votes:

special20: It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.


Okay, this plastic surgery thing has gone WAY too far if she has a "top shelf" pussy too.
2014-02-10 08:06:57 PM
1 votes:
At least she isn't trying to look like something she isn't - 'cause she looks like a hooker.
2014-02-10 08:01:52 PM
1 votes:
I had to Google Jocelyn Wildenstein. Now I get it.
2014-02-10 07:12:12 PM
1 votes:

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


t0.gstatic.com/hotter than the after pics

While no Kate Middleton, she was fine. She had a certain quiet prettiness which, along with that whole Royal thing, would have served her well.

After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com/link is... I can't even say it
2014-02-10 07:09:19 PM
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


HOT CAMEL TOE!
2014-02-10 07:06:07 PM
1 votes:
Bravo to A Terrible Human for living up to his screen name!
2014-02-10 06:51:46 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.


What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?
2014-02-10 06:49:56 PM
1 votes:
I can't help but be amused by the fact that her desire to be attractive is the root of her fall into hideous monstrosity.
2014-02-10 06:41:11 PM
1 votes:
She's got silicone-y knees.
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:30:23 PM
1 votes:
I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.
2014-02-10 05:37:44 PM
1 votes:
Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.
 
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