Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.
edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks were born the same year.
sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman. Pete something... help me out people, post a picture./you spin me right round
TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?
A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.[img.fark.net image 500x440]
special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?
SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.
doubled99: She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".Why don't we mock them all?
macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?Great point.I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?Trunk of a Miata
gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.
timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.
JerkStore: Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x659]
Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.
doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.
gideon: So...let's place a bet.Uncle or Stepdad?
Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman. Pete something... help me out people, post a picture./you spin me right round[img.fark.net image 500x659]Well, thank you good farker. I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing. I need to put the safe search on again.His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.
Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]
special20: It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be "top-shelf pussy".It's all starting to make sense now.
JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?Great point.I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.
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