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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 59
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2014-02-10 06:14:29 PM  
11 votes:
Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.
2014-02-10 06:46:42 PM  
7 votes:
This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...
2014-02-10 06:49:18 PM  
5 votes:
Who?
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:30:23 PM  
5 votes:
I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.
2014-02-10 08:53:02 PM  
4 votes:

austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.


What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.
2014-02-10 06:49:56 PM  
4 votes:
I can't help but be amused by the fact that her desire to be attractive is the root of her fall into hideous monstrosity.
2014-02-10 06:46:41 PM  
4 votes:
I guess she doesn't look too bad... for a forty year-old tranny maybe.
2014-02-10 06:41:59 PM  
4 votes:

Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.


What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

thumbs.dreamstime.com
2014-02-10 06:28:01 PM  
4 votes:

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


And not a single fap was given.
2014-02-10 07:12:12 PM  
3 votes:

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


t0.gstatic.com/hotter than the after pics

While no Kate Middleton, she was fine. She had a certain quiet prettiness which, along with that whole Royal thing, would have served her well.

After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com/link is... I can't even say it
2014-02-10 07:10:55 PM  
3 votes:

433: I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.


THIS.

I feel like dirt every time the subject comes up, but every time you look at before and after shots of her, it's like you turn into that anime girl in the meme, just screaming "WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?"
2014-02-10 06:54:04 PM  
3 votes:
Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.
2014-02-10 11:07:12 PM  
2 votes:
A lot of self loathing in that woman.  Really sad, she was already beautiful before she started messing with it.
2014-02-10 09:38:10 PM  
2 votes:

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".


Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.
2014-02-10 09:21:00 PM  
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

www.tacomaworld.com

Can you spot which one is the plastic sex doll and which is a real human being? Neither can I.
2014-02-10 08:30:36 PM  
2 votes:
I still think she looked better with dark hair

www.strangebeaver.com

Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/
2014-02-10 08:25:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.scrapsyard.com
2014-02-10 07:56:12 PM  
2 votes:
Ok, let's be clear--even Dina Lohan* looks better than Courtney Stodden. And the sad part is that it didn't even take much to pull that off.

*Dina would be Lindsay's mother, for those of us with enough intelligence to avoid this crap.
2014-02-10 07:55:46 PM  
2 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Starscream.
2014-02-10 07:47:11 PM  
2 votes:
Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.
2014-02-10 07:30:06 PM  
2 votes:
She looks like a caricature of Jessica Rabbit
2014-02-10 07:27:40 PM  
2 votes:
At 24 she'll either be dead or a cyborg.
2014-02-10 07:04:12 PM  
2 votes:
Both her lips and her personal flotation devices are asymmetrical. Plus, they (the lips) look worse than
t1.gstatic.com/hot

She should have shelled out the $.99 and saved herself $19,999.01
2014-02-10 06:45:38 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus; she looks like she's about to age out of the strip club, instead of barely able to work there.
2014-02-10 06:45:33 PM  
2 votes:
She's got the body mod sickness.  Nothing good will come of being around her.
2014-02-10 06:41:55 PM  
2 votes:
Yeesh... that's just disgusting.
2014-02-11 01:13:46 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.


Good God, no. Some of us have standards. But by all means, spend time trying to get your latest plastic fantastic into bed.
2014-02-11 11:55:29 AM  
1 votes:

doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.


Speak for yourself.  I called her a blowup doll; I am a woman and have absolutely no use for a blow up bimbo.
2014-02-11 11:48:04 AM  
1 votes:

Chiad: This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.


Slurs?
Criticizing a female who has modified herself such that she looks like a male trying to look like a female is a slur against the male?
Really?
Are we supposed to pretend that obvious trans-sexuals look like they were born female out of respect for their sexuality?
2014-02-11 09:25:09 AM  
1 votes:

doubled99: She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?


I'm trying.  But I'm only one person.
2014-02-11 05:56:33 AM  
1 votes:

groppet: I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy


Plastic surgeons, are like surgeons...but without the ethics...
2014-02-11 04:22:49 AM  
1 votes:

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


Cue the cute little taco commercial girl...
2014-02-11 04:21:14 AM  
1 votes:

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


Oh, that's so sad.
2014-02-11 04:18:10 AM  
1 votes:
You shouldn't make these kinds of changes to your body when your not responsible enough to drink or take care of a rental car.
2014-02-11 12:29:46 AM  
1 votes:

maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.


OLIVER!
2014-02-11 12:13:07 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder if this kind of thing would happen if women were valued for more than just their looks.

/ never going to happen
//it's not a modern thing, it's always been that way
///slashies come in threes
2014-02-11 12:01:40 AM  
1 votes:
The last interview I saw her do she sounded like she was getting her life back to something normal. Guess she fell off the normality wagon.

Utterly sad, she was a lovely young woman but has been enabled and used by the wrong men (her pervo husband and her dad).
2014-02-10 11:09:51 PM  
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.

What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.


I remember that Twilight Zone episode. You are absolutely right.
2014-02-10 10:07:53 PM  
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-10 09:30:48 PM  
1 votes:
So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?
2014-02-10 08:27:28 PM  
1 votes:
It appears that she's trying to become a real version of a blow up sex doll.

Does she really look in the mirror ever morning, after getting ready, and be all 'Nailed it!'
2014-02-10 08:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


the article says those are new. man did she get ripped off. nastiest titties i've seen in some time. otoh i don't like fake tits to begin with.
2014-02-10 08:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.
2014-02-10 08:06:57 PM  
1 votes:
At least she isn't trying to look like something she isn't - 'cause she looks like a hooker.
2014-02-10 07:45:46 PM  
1 votes:

Super Chronic: How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?


Being 16 and marrying a no-name actor.....
2014-02-10 07:42:39 PM  
1 votes:
How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?
2014-02-10 07:31:23 PM  
1 votes:
Out of the pedo den, into the piranha tank; for the next couple of years, she'll be a hot potato with a vagina, passed from man to man quickly, until she goes full batshiat insane on the poor jack holding the bag at the time.

Safety first:
Don't go on a cruise with her.
Never let her tie you up.
Don't stand by any cliffs near her.
always be aware of the exits - make sure there are at least two available and unimpeded
2014-02-10 07:27:02 PM  
1 votes:
So who is this Courtney Stodden person?
2014-02-10 07:17:30 PM  
1 votes:

gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
[img.fark.net image 176x259]


It's just sad. She was a pretty girl. Her life is destroyed at 19.
She should have put some clothes on and stayed married to the clown.
2014-02-10 07:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
Sadly, her mind is so warped that she doesn't know she is hideous.She spends her time hanging out with weirdos and has become one herself.

There was a point she could have stopped and been a good looking lady. That time is past. She seriously looks like a mid 40's woman desperately trying to look 25.
2014-02-10 07:09:15 PM  
1 votes:
Every girl needs to have at least ONE tight gold-lame dress in their closet."

/Im guessing that the dress would be the only thing tight about you. What a train wreck of a shallow self centered person. Sad really.
2014-02-10 07:09:08 PM  
1 votes:

JerkStore: Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.

What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x659]


At least you got the three empty holes right.
2014-02-10 07:06:54 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-10 07:04:21 PM  
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


beyondthemarquee.com
2014-02-10 07:00:24 PM  
1 votes:
I have no idea who this person is, and I'm damn proud of it.
2014-02-10 06:45:59 PM  
1 votes:
gross
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:44:55 PM  
1 votes:
Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
img.fark.net
2014-02-10 06:43:59 PM  
1 votes:
Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?
2014-02-10 05:37:44 PM  
1 votes:
Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.
 
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