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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 154
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2014-02-10 05:37:44 PM  
Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.
 
2014-02-10 06:14:29 PM  
Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.
 
2014-02-10 06:27:25 PM  
She looks like she and Albert Pujols were born the same year.
 
2014-02-10 06:28:01 PM  

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


And not a single fap was given.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:30:23 PM  
I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.
 
2014-02-10 06:32:06 PM  

edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols were born the same year.


Bravo.
 
2014-02-10 06:34:36 PM  

edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks were born the same year.

 
2014-02-10 06:39:06 PM  
She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:09 PM  
She looks like she and Albert Einstein were born the same year.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:11 PM  
She's got silicone-y knees.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:55 PM  
Yeesh... that's just disgusting.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:59 PM  

Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.


What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2014-02-10 06:42:21 PM  
NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:43:42 PM  

special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?


It was pretty convenient, wasn't it
 
2014-02-10 06:43:59 PM  
Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?
 
gja
2014-02-10 06:44:55 PM  
Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 06:45:32 PM  

uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?


Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:33 PM  
She's got the body mod sickness.  Nothing good will come of being around her.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:38 PM  
Jesus; she looks like she's about to age out of the strip club, instead of barely able to work there.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:52 PM  

special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?


It's hiding a sarlacc pit. That was the real reason for the divorce - there was no sex because he didn't want to lose his wang.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:59 PM  
gross
 
2014-02-10 06:46:41 PM  
I guess she doesn't look too bad... for a forty year-old tranny maybe.
 
2014-02-10 06:46:42 PM  
This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...
 
2014-02-10 06:49:18 PM  
Who?
 
2014-02-10 06:49:56 PM  
I can't help but be amused by the fact that her desire to be attractive is the root of her fall into hideous monstrosity.
 
2014-02-10 06:51:46 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.


What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?
 
2014-02-10 06:53:13 PM  
I don't get it. What does she do?

If she is a celebrity shouldn't she do something to be celebrated?

I mean, what is she doing for income? Does she make money from those photo shoots? Who is paying for it? That is the only thing I know she does. (I'm not about to google her, I'd probably get a virus.) I know she started out as a model. But is there a demand for that look? The mind boggles.

Anyway, it is getting really sad. I think she has "issues."
 
2014-02-10 06:53:55 PM  

Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?


Trunk of a Miata
 
2014-02-10 06:54:04 PM  
Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.
 
2014-02-10 06:54:17 PM  
she showed me she was nuts, samuel l. bronkowitz
 
2014-02-10 07:00:24 PM  
I have no idea who this person is, and I'm damn proud of it.
 
2014-02-10 07:01:38 PM  

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 07:04:12 PM  
Both her lips and her personal flotation devices are asymmetrical. Plus, they (the lips) look worse than
t1.gstatic.com/hot

She should have shelled out the $.99 and saved herself $19,999.01
 
2014-02-10 07:04:21 PM  

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


beyondthemarquee.com
 
2014-02-10 07:06:07 PM  
Bravo to A Terrible Human for living up to his screen name!
 
2014-02-10 07:06:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 07:07:23 PM  
I don't understand young women who want to make themselves look like unconvincing trannys.
 
2014-02-10 07:08:39 PM  

gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
[img.fark.net image 176x259]


s1.postimg.org
Here's another,
 
2014-02-10 07:09:08 PM  

JerkStore: Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.

What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x659]


At least you got the three empty holes right.
 
2014-02-10 07:09:15 PM  
Every girl needs to have at least ONE tight gold-lame dress in their closet."

/Im guessing that the dress would be the only thing tight about you. What a train wreck of a shallow self centered person. Sad really.
 
2014-02-10 07:09:19 PM  

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


HOT CAMEL TOE!
 
2014-02-10 07:09:40 PM  

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


Her breasts are responding to changes in Earth's magnetic field and orbit. Evidently, they're polar opposites.
 
2014-02-10 07:10:55 PM  

433: I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.


THIS.

I feel like dirt every time the subject comes up, but every time you look at before and after shots of her, it's like you turn into that anime girl in the meme, just screaming "WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?"
 
2014-02-10 07:11:04 PM  

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...


Thanks for mentioning Ms. Bynes.  Was trying to put my finger on what this reminded me of.   Who'd have thought the creepy old man ex would have been a moderating force in this out of control existence.
 
2014-02-10 07:11:17 PM  
Sadly, her mind is so warped that she doesn't know she is hideous.She spends her time hanging out with weirdos and has become one herself.

There was a point she could have stopped and been a good looking lady. That time is past. She seriously looks like a mid 40's woman desperately trying to look 25.
 
2014-02-10 07:12:12 PM  

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


t0.gstatic.com/hotter than the after pics

While no Kate Middleton, she was fine. She had a certain quiet prettiness which, along with that whole Royal thing, would have served her well.

After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com/link is... I can't even say it
 
2014-02-10 07:16:32 PM  
that's a bigfoot, gus
 
2014-02-10 07:17:30 PM  

gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
[img.fark.net image 176x259]


It's just sad. She was a pretty girl. Her life is destroyed at 19.
She should have put some clothes on and stayed married to the clown.
 
2014-02-10 07:18:54 PM  

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.

Scary to think I could marry a looker, and someday wake up next to that.


/kinda like when I get drunk
 
2014-02-10 07:20:39 PM  
Now that's a great headline! Am I right? Am I right?

img.timeinc.net

Got any gum?
 
2014-02-10 07:27:02 PM  
So who is this Courtney Stodden person?
 
2014-02-10 07:27:40 PM  
At 24 she'll either be dead or a cyborg.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 07:29:57 PM  

gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-02-10 07:30:06 PM  
She looks like a caricature of Jessica Rabbit
 
2014-02-10 07:31:15 PM  

namegoeshere: After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com
/link is... I can't even say it


The link is the ONLY thing that's hot about that pic.
 
2014-02-10 07:31:23 PM  
Out of the pedo den, into the piranha tank; for the next couple of years, she'll be a hot potato with a vagina, passed from man to man quickly, until she goes full batshiat insane on the poor jack holding the bag at the time.

Safety first:
Don't go on a cruise with her.
Never let her tie you up.
Don't stand by any cliffs near her.
always be aware of the exits - make sure there are at least two available and unimpeded
 
2014-02-10 07:42:39 PM  
How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?
 
2014-02-10 07:45:46 PM  

Super Chronic: How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?


Being 16 and marrying a no-name actor.....
 
2014-02-10 07:46:51 PM  
Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?
 
2014-02-10 07:47:11 PM  
Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.
 
2014-02-10 07:51:35 PM  

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


I think the had the same chin job as that Korean news lady in Japan that was a fark story a week or so ago.
 
2014-02-10 07:55:46 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Starscream.
 
2014-02-10 07:56:12 PM  
Ok, let's be clear--even Dina Lohan* looks better than Courtney Stodden. And the sad part is that it didn't even take much to pull that off.

*Dina would be Lindsay's mother, for those of us with enough intelligence to avoid this crap.
 
2014-02-10 07:56:54 PM  

macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata


Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.
 
2014-02-10 08:01:52 PM  
I had to Google Jocelyn Wildenstein. Now I get it.
 
2014-02-10 08:02:20 PM  

433: special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?

It was pretty convenient, wasn't it


If by that you mean "a real cockblocker of a bottle" then ... yes.
 
2014-02-10 08:05:06 PM  
Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


The Williams sisters on vacay!
 
2014-02-10 08:06:57 PM  
At least she isn't trying to look like something she isn't - 'cause she looks like a hooker.
 
2014-02-10 08:09:05 PM  
It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.
 
2014-02-10 08:16:18 PM  

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


the article says those are new. man did she get ripped off. nastiest titties i've seen in some time. otoh i don't like fake tits to begin with.
 
2014-02-10 08:19:07 PM  

sno man: SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.

And not a single fap was given.


Eh, I don't know....if the wireless goes down and the DVD's are still in storage in the attic and it stays below zero and my cache hasn't been cleared.....
 
2014-02-10 08:19:53 PM  

special20: It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.


Okay, this plastic surgery thing has gone WAY too far if she has a "top shelf" pussy too.
 
2014-02-10 08:21:02 PM  
"Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

pbs.twimg.com

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?
 
2014-02-10 08:25:15 PM  
www.scrapsyard.com
 
2014-02-10 08:27:28 PM  
It appears that she's trying to become a real version of a blow up sex doll.

Does she really look in the mirror ever morning, after getting ready, and be all 'Nailed it!'
 
2014-02-10 08:29:46 PM  

Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


Why the FARK does that monkey need that much ass? WTF, evolution?
 
2014-02-10 08:30:07 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.


Good luck getting her under your mom's kitchen sink.
 
2014-02-10 08:30:36 PM  
I still think she looked better with dark hair

www.strangebeaver.com

Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/
 
2014-02-10 08:32:48 PM  

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 08:33:28 PM  

austin_millbarge: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

Good luck getting her under your mom's kitchen sink.


"What - like the back of a Volkswagen?"
 
2014-02-10 08:34:17 PM  
there is no reason I should know who this person is. At least JFP offers douchebag laughs.
 
2014-02-10 08:41:05 PM  

sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.


His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".
 
2014-02-10 08:41:17 PM  

sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.


Who exactly is that?
 
2014-02-10 08:46:50 PM  

DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.


THIS. All day, every day.
 
2014-02-10 09:13:44 PM  

RevBigfoot: I still think she looked better with dark hair



Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/


Brown eyed obviously natural brunettes look better as brunettes than they do as obviously fake bleach blondes.

Obvious bleach blondes are a turnoff for me like many farkers seem to hate fake tits.
 
2014-02-10 09:15:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: many farkers seem to hate fake tits.


Fark hates bootstrappers.
 
2014-02-10 09:19:48 PM  
Oldiron_79:
Brown eyed

Hmm, I never looked at her eyes before but you're right.
 
2014-02-10 09:21:00 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

www.tacomaworld.com

Can you spot which one is the plastic sex doll and which is a real human being? Neither can I.
 
gja
2014-02-10 09:26:39 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........


img.fark.net
Here's another,


Ah yes, Anna.

THIS:
www.the-rocketman.com
Is the only thing that went downhill faster than her......
 
2014-02-10 09:30:48 PM  
So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?
 
2014-02-10 09:38:10 PM  

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".


Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.
 
gja
2014-02-10 09:38:47 PM  

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


whynotbothgirl.jpg
 
2014-02-10 09:46:21 PM  
I just want to say to every MORON who watched this or clicked on the link...

(you're-not-helping-jonstewart.jpg)
 
2014-02-10 09:55:13 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Ru Paul?
 
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.


You're right - I should've known it was just too clever for a lesser being to come up with. One of my favourites from her is "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
 
2014-02-10 10:02:52 PM  

Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


I came to see this, leaving happy I didn't have to google it myself.
 
2014-02-10 10:04:48 PM  

RevBigfoot: I still think she looked better with dark hair

[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x800]

Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/


Sat what you want about her pseudo beauty and/or fleeting fame, but I have to admit I would fark her from now until Labor Day only coming out to shiat, piss, or get nutrients.
 
2014-02-10 10:07:53 PM  

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-10 10:14:49 PM  

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


Give it about 5 years, when she's run out of money.
 
2014-02-10 10:15:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.
/you spin me right round
[img.fark.net image 500x659]
Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.
His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".
Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.



Good, I am glad I am not the only one that knows Dorthy Parker.
 
2014-02-10 10:30:52 PM  
I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

secure.realdoll.com
 
2014-02-10 10:59:01 PM  

Saul T. Balzac: So who is this Courtney Stodden person?


My sentiments exactly...  more as there's a chance she's a very distant relative for me (highly unlikely... but you never know).  If she is, my grandmother would probably be spinning her grave...
 
2014-02-10 11:06:02 PM  

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


That is definitely doing it wrong. Was probably a hotter woman while still a man than THAT.
 
2014-02-10 11:07:12 PM  
A lot of self loathing in that woman.  Really sad, she was already beautiful before she started messing with it.
 
2014-02-10 11:09:51 PM  

sleeps in trees: austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.

What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.


I remember that Twilight Zone episode. You are absolutely right.
 
2014-02-10 11:28:28 PM  
I'm going to go against the FarkCollective and state that I think she looks completely farkable and I love bimbos.

As far as I'm concerned, she's doing it right.
 
2014-02-10 11:38:53 PM  

TwistedFark: I'm going to go against the FarkCollective and state that I think she looks completely farkable and I love bimbos.

As far as I'm concerned, she's doing it right.


I think she looks ok too but she really ought to quit before she ends up like poor Jocelyn.
 
2014-02-10 11:39:46 PM  

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.


Except for the fact that those two had jobs and talent.
 
2014-02-10 11:48:56 PM  

ambercat: I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

[secure.realdoll.com image 850x566]


That's a doll?!  Holy shiat.
 
2014-02-11 12:01:40 AM  
The last interview I saw her do she sounded like she was getting her life back to something normal. Guess she fell off the normality wagon.

Utterly sad, she was a lovely young woman but has been enabled and used by the wrong men (her pervo husband and her dad).
 
2014-02-11 12:13:07 AM  
I wonder if this kind of thing would happen if women were valued for more than just their looks.

/ never going to happen
//it's not a modern thing, it's always been that way
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-02-11 12:29:46 AM  

maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.


OLIVER!
 
2014-02-11 12:49:29 AM  
This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.
 
2014-02-11 01:20:58 AM  

triptheory: maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.

OLIVER!


YES! Someone got it. I knew there were fans on Fark.

/Tonight's episode (1st episode of Series 21) was awesome
 
2014-02-11 02:14:59 AM  
Well, I guess if whoever's yacht she's on happens to wreck at sea, she can act as a flotation device. I bet she could fit ten guys in there amirite?
 
2014-02-11 02:21:35 AM  
Donnchadha: edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks Einstein were born the same year.
 
2014-02-11 02:27:56 AM  

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


Pete Burns. Sorry I don't have pics, use your Google fu and look up Dead Or Alive.
Pete is another case of "WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
 
2014-02-11 03:42:44 AM  

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...


Well, Amanda Bynes is also schizophrenic. Nobody caused that.
 
2014-02-11 03:53:35 AM  

Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

FIFY

 
2014-02-11 04:01:55 AM  

camaroash: ambercat: I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

[secure.realdoll.com image 850x566]

That's a doll?!  Holy shiat.


Yeah, apparently there's a lot of lonely dudes out there. The new dolls look even better than the ones floating around in the kwame threads, and that doesn't seem like that long ago. This one looks creepily like her last look- I think her new lips are worse. And other dolls that I didn't post do look more fake and have gigantor mouths like Courtney has now. Some look like swollen monkey butts, but I guess if you're only going for how it feels when you stick it in? I dunno.

secure.realdoll.com
 
2014-02-11 04:18:10 AM  
You shouldn't make these kinds of changes to your body when your not responsible enough to drink or take care of a rental car.
 
2014-02-11 04:21:14 AM  

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


Oh, that's so sad.
 
2014-02-11 04:22:49 AM  

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


Cue the cute little taco commercial girl...
 
2014-02-11 05:02:52 AM  
To be fair to Jocelyn Wildentein..she certainly doesn't 'look' 73.....

She looks farking horrible, but she definitely doesn't look 73.
 
2014-02-11 05:41:08 AM  
I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy
 
2014-02-11 05:56:33 AM  

groppet: I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy


Plastic surgeons, are like surgeons...but without the ethics...
 
2014-02-11 06:19:19 AM  

lostcat: I had to Google Jocelyn Wildenstein. Now I get it.


I'm sorry for your loss of innocence.
 
2014-02-11 06:20:14 AM  

moel: groppet: I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy

Plastic surgeons, are like surgeons...but without the ethics...


You can buy a lot of designer ethics on a plastic surgeon's salary.
 
2014-02-11 06:39:44 AM  
Talk about top heavy...wow! Not good.
 
2014-02-11 07:10:46 AM  
The last time I saw that much plastic in one place was when I toured the Hasbro toy factory
 
2014-02-11 08:00:23 AM  

trainershark: "Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?


also known by it's geographical name,  the Mariana Trench.
 
2014-02-11 08:19:52 AM  
How does she even open her eyes with all that crap on them?

I always wondered the same about Tammy Faye too.

Years ago, a friend of mine convinced me to put on some pretty standard sized false eyelashes to complement a Halloween costume I was wearing to a party.  After 3 hours, I was in the bathroom ripping those horrific things off my eyelids.   Over the years, various "friends" have convinced me to try all different configurations of false eyelashes.  Every single one made me want to rip my eyelids off within hours.  I don't know how other women do that, and every day, let alone applying the makeup with a trowel and airbrush.
 
2014-02-11 08:41:46 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: How does she even open her eyes with all that crap on them?

I always wondered the same about Tammy Faye too.

Years ago, a friend of mine convinced me to put on some pretty standard sized false eyelashes to complement a Halloween costume I was wearing to a party.  After 3 hours, I was in the bathroom ripping those horrific things off my eyelids.   Over the years, various "friends" have convinced me to try all different configurations of false eyelashes.  Every single one made me want to rip my eyelids off within hours.  I don't know how other women do that, and every day, let alone applying the makeup with a trowel and airbrush.


Fake eyelashes also only look good at a distance, or to partially blind people. Up close false lashes and trowel makeup look really weird.
 
2014-02-11 09:17:32 AM  
She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?
 
2014-02-11 09:25:09 AM  

doubled99: She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?


I'm trying.  But I'm only one person.
 
2014-02-11 10:01:58 AM  

Sofa King Smart: trainershark: "Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?

also known by it's geographical name,  the Mariana Trench.


Brutal.

/ this chick is dildos
 
2014-02-11 10:05:56 AM  
BeatrixK: ...blow up doll...

Bingo, kiddo
 
2014-02-11 10:56:01 AM  
I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.
 
2014-02-11 11:25:42 AM  

sno man: SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.

And not a single fap was given.



i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 11:30:56 AM  

trainershark: Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple tear in the fabric of space/time."

caused... a dip in the jet stream causing a series of polar vortex weather events.

caused... a wobble in the earth's rotation

caused...  a localized shift in gravity, causing small men to orbit her breasts

caused... an increase in the number of chiropractic visits for local men following one of her 'shopping trips' in which she wears stilettos, a thong and a see through mini-dress while posing for pictures constantly until shop owners agree to give her stuff if she'll leave their store.

/ftfh

 
2014-02-11 11:33:24 AM  
I would welcome the opportunity to treat her like the filthy slut she is.
 
2014-02-11 11:36:19 AM  

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

 
2014-02-11 11:43:15 AM  

Chiad: This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.



weddingtelegrams.com.au
 
2014-02-11 11:48:04 AM  

Chiad: This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.


Slurs?
Criticizing a female who has modified herself such that she looks like a male trying to look like a female is a slur against the male?
Really?
Are we supposed to pretend that obvious trans-sexuals look like they were born female out of respect for their sexuality?
 
2014-02-11 11:55:29 AM  

doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.


Speak for yourself.  I called her a blowup doll; I am a woman and have absolutely no use for a blow up bimbo.
 
2014-02-11 12:13:57 PM  
I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.

Speak for yourself.  I called her a blowup doll; I am a woman and have absolutely no use for a blow up bimbo.



It's not all about you, honey.
 
2014-02-11 12:53:54 PM  

Banned on the Run: Chiad: This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.

Slurs?
Criticizing a female who has modified herself such that she looks like a male trying to look like a female is a slur against the male?
Really?
Are we supposed to pretend that obvious trans-sexuals look like they were born female out of respect for their sexuality?


I have heard those people claim to consider the word "tranny" to be as offensive as the n word is to blacks.

I haven't met a black tranny who could verify that though.
Although, I guess the trannys who are good at it, you'd never know they were trannys, right?
 
2014-02-11 01:13:46 PM  

doubled99: I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.


Good God, no. Some of us have standards. But by all means, spend time trying to get your latest plastic fantastic into bed.
 
2014-02-11 01:53:29 PM  
Good God, no. Some of us have standards. But by all means, spend time trying to get your latest plastic fantastic into bed.


lulz
 
2014-02-11 04:10:03 PM  

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


That is what happens to people who make a career out of being hot, they try to hang on too long.
 
2014-02-11 05:32:48 PM  
I just want to add...  I knew Wildenstien as the plastic surgery 'cat' lady...  but I read her wiki page anyway...

this stood out:   She received $2.5 billion in the divorce settlement and $100 million each year for 13 years after

OK, she caught her .001%er husband with a 19 year old model... he pulled a gun on her, blah, blah, blah... and she got 2.5 BILLION dollars PLUS $100 MILLION per year for 13 additional years... nearly FOUR BILLION DOLLARS!    The comparison to former Mrs. Doug whatshisname isn't even close in this regard.
 
2014-02-11 05:58:38 PM  

monoski: 433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.

That is what happens to people who make a career out of being hot, they try to hang on too long.


Hang on too long?
She's 19.
 
2014-02-11 06:25:07 PM  

maram500: triptheory: maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.

OLIVER!

YES! Someone got it. I knew there were fans on Fark.

/Tonight's episode (1st episode of Series 21) was awesome


I suspect there are several of us around.
I got home late last night so I didn't get to watch. I've been looking forward to it all day.
 
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